The 'Paul McCartney is dead' phenomenon

[JLBats]

this myth confuses me

I'll summarise it:

On a Wednesday morning at about 5 o'clock (The day and time given in the song "She's Leaving Home") Paul McCartney was out for a drive and got in a crash. He was decapitated, face destroyed, whatever(From "A Day in the Life". So, rather than allow the Beatles to die, a replacement was found. He had surgery done to make him look more like the real Paul. John slipped clues to the truth in albums.

However, a lot of people add stuff like the KKK or the Illuminati killing him

 

[maxwell's demon]

what'll make it really weird is if he outlives Ringo and he's the last one left.

 

[JLBats]

what'll make it really weird is if he outlives Ringo and he's the last one left.

Then all the PID-ers will claim all the Beatles are dead

 

[Superman]

LOL Speaking of the Beatles, I'm listening to Beatles-a-Rama on iTunes right now. I love that station.

 

[Bat Brain]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Is_Dead

There's a really good explanation of the theories here.

 

[JLBats]

Here are some alleged clues in Beatles music:

The aforementioned "I buried Paul" at the end of Strawberry Fields Forever

The first part of A Day in the Life (Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Lord(Paul))

The first line of Good Morning Good Morning (Nothing to do to save his life, call his wife)

Blue Jay Way, if taken as a eulogy

Revolution 9, if played backwards, says "Turn me on, dead man"

 

[Cyclops]

You'd think that if Paul really was dead way back when, there'd actually be some kind of definitive proof at some point, don't you think? Rather than crackpot theories over the Internet (and there are a LOT of crackpots on the Internet), you'd have some undoubtable, definitive proof that he died what - almost FORTY YEARS AGO?!

Paul ain't dead. If he was, somebody, anybody, would have offered some definitive proof instead of ridiculous postulating.

 

[JLBats]

You'd think that if Paul really was dead way back when, there'd actually be some kind of definitive proof at some point, don't you think? Rather than crackpot theories over the Internet (and there are a LOT of crackpots on the Internet), you'd have some undoubtable, definitive proof that he died what - almost FORTY YEARS AGO?!

Paul ain't dead. If he was, somebody, anybody, would have offered some definitive proof instead of ridiculous postulating.

Apparently, due to a flower that kinda looked like an O on the cover of Sgt. Pepper, some people think the world Beatles was actually Be at Leso... the island where Paul's remains are.

Go to Leso! Find the remains!

Maybe they could do a Da Vinci Code style thing.

 

[JLBats]

Robert Langdon awoke with a start. He had been working late, and had only just stumbled in a few hours before. He looked around for whatever disturbance had awoken. He caught a glimpse of the clock, which told him it was just before dawn. The phone ring suddenly. Ah, he thought. Robert put the phone to his ear.
"Hello?'
"Robert?! It's Ringo! Help!"
A gunshot rang out.

 

[maxwell's demon]

JL, you're cool.
I like you.
but dump the Dan Brown books asap.
please.

 

[JLBats]

JL, you're cool.
I like you.
but dump the Dan Brown books asap.
please.

Yeah, I don't read them I was satirizing them

 

[maxwell's demon]

i thought you posted that you liked them some other time?

 

[JLBats]

i thought you posted that you liked them some other time?

Nope. I read one of them for a project in school, but that's it. I don't particularly like him.

 

[maxwell's demon]

good.
now i don't have to think less of you

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

I dont know if anyone posted this already as i didn't read all the replies, but on that link the picture captioned "one of the last official photos of The Beatles" - Isn't that Keith Richards in the back? Not George?

 

[Roughneck]

http://digilander.libero.it/p_truth/index.html

This is a site that believes Paul is dead and provides "proof".

I was readin this and Believing it too, until I got to the art about don Knotts. Then I stopped believing. Shortly after I stopped reading.

 

[logansoldcigar]

It would explain how someone that claims to have written Yesterday and Hey Jude is also respopnsible for Mull Of Kintyre and Bloody Rupert & the bloody frog chorus.

 

[JLBats]

I dont know if anyone posted this already as i didn't read all the replies, but on that link the picture captioned "one of the last official photos of The Beatles" - Isn't that Keith Richards in the back? Not George?

Nah, that's definitely George, the butcher cover one?

 

[JLBats]

It would explain how someone that claims to have written Yesterday and Hey Jude is also respopnsible for Mull Of Kintyre and Bloody Rupert & the bloody frog chorus.

Technically Hey Jude was written and recorded after McCartney's "death". And McCartney's most recent album, IMO, has been a real return to form.

 

[JLBats]

I was readin this and Believing it too, until I got to the art about don Knotts. Then I stopped believing. Shortly after I stopped reading.

Apparently Don Knotts is now going by the name "Larry King"

And even the Paul part breaks up under close scrutiny.

Apparently this same George Harrison "interview" from 1992 is being passed off as his death bed confession, which proves to me that somebody just made all this **** up. The part about going to India to put Paul's spirit into William's body is also ridiculous, apparently magical powers and resurrection are real as long as it's only as ridiculous as the rest of the rumour.

 

[Abaddon]

Thanks,now you guys have creeped me the hell out.

 

[JLBats]

Thanks,now you guys have creeped me the hell out.

Paul was replaced.
Nothing is real

 

[marvelisawesome]

paul isnt dead

 

[bored]

Apparently, due to a flower that kinda looked like an O on the cover of Sgt. Pepper, some people think the world Beatles was actually Be at Leso... the island where Paul's remains are.

Go to Leso! Find the remains!

Maybe they could do a Da Vinci Code style thing.

is leso real? cuz it actually does look like that.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Couldn't this myth be concieved like the Elvis one in "Bubba Ho-tep"