The Perfect Birthday, Anniversary, Christmas, Hanukah Gift

[Erzengel]

I'm sending each and everyone of you this.

And the best part is it can be sent anonymously.

Ass In The Box

 

[Mee]

Gives new meaning to "honey, if I could, I'd buy you the moon."

 

[Erzengel]

Dear Dog Lips,

Thinking of you.

Yours,
An Admirer

 

[NHawk19]

$30.00 that's a lot to prank and not see it.

 

[THWIP*]

Gives new meaning to "honey, if I could, I'd buy you the moon."

 

[THWIP*]

I'm sending each and everyone of you this.

And the best part is it can be sent anonymously.

Ass In The Box

GREAT GIFT FOR THE WIFE: "SWEETIE, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WORKING YOUR ASS OFF AROUND THE HOUSE FOR ME, SO I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK".

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Yes...

 

[Gimpy]

I know what to get my brother for his birthday now

 

[Daisy]

Oh, I want to send one to my supervisor... you don't know how much I want to send one to her.

Only what's that 'reply code' thing?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My friend sent his boss a stripper for his birthday.

At the place he works...at a family cafe.

Let's say...he craps his pants and made sure that the stripper didn't strip.

His boss doesn't know it was him though. HA!

 

[Erzengel]

Oh, I want to send one to my supervisor... you don't know how much I want to send one to her.

Only what's that 'reply code' thing?

I want to send that to a few former employers, and ex gfs.

Not sure what the reply code is.

 

[Daisy]

I love FAQs:

Can you make an AssInTheBox stink or make poo shoot out like a volcano?

Um no, but that would be cool.

 

[Erzengel]

I think it's possible but out of the realm of their capablities.

 

[Iceman]

Before I can respond I need to know: Is that a female or male ass?