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The "Pitch a Movie" Thread

The Biblical Avengers:



Jesus, Moses, Noah, Adam and Eve team up through time travel invented by a talking fire bush to stop an evil pharaoh from enslaving the known world and building pyramids in the Devils image. -Rated R-


Tag Line:

"Say your prayers"



That shouldn't offend too many groups.
 
The Biblical Avengers:



Jesus, Moses, Noah, Adam and Eve team up through time travel invented by a talking fire bush to stop an evil pharaoh from enslaving the known world and building pyramids in the Devils image. -Rated R-


Tag Line:

"Say your prayers"



That shouldn't offend too many groups.

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This thread is awesome and I'll be frequenting here a bit haha.

Here's my pitch/dream for how I think Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic The Movie should play out. I swear other than the Skywalkers, Revan is the most complex character that would make any point in his life a decent movie. There's no one real perfect way to go about it unless we know the number of movies the character's allowed or the number of movies we're allowed in that era of the SW Universe. But I'll try to give the first movie a shot.

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic I-The Prodigal Knight

Director: Alan Taylor

Screenplay: Drew Karpyshyn and Lawrence Kasdan

Plot: Would follow the first game story somewhat closely, except I would make both sides search for the Star Forge, I'm sure Darth Malak can put together a Sith Armada like that early on. The movie would be structured somewhat non-linearly so that we see the end of the Mandalorian Wars, so we get a chance to see Revan as the Mighty Jedi General he is and then do a complete 180 and show him as this Vader-like Sith Lord all through vivid dreams and painful flashes. Would restrict Juhani to Dantooine only, and would restrict Jolee to Kashyyyk and Canderous to Taris. They all then show up to aid Revan in the final battle aboard the Star Forge. As for planets to look for the Star Maps it would really be any 3-4 within: Dantooine Korriban, Kashyyyk, Manaan. It would be interesting to see both the good guys and bad guys each obtain their own Star Maps and show a sort of collision course.

Revan - Kit Harington/Henry Cavill/Johnathan Rhys Meyers
Bastilla - Hayley Atwell/Jaimie Alexander/Emmy Rosum
Carth - Timothy Olyphant/Josh Holloway
Malak - Benedict Cumberbatch/Sam Worthington/Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Mission - Molly C Quinn/Hayden Panniteirre
HK-47 - Kristoffer Tabori
Jolee Bondo-Avery Brooks
Juhani-Jessica Lowndes
Saul Karath - Rufus Sewell/Jason Isaacs
Canderous Ordo-Ron Pearlman/Stephan Lang/Adam Baldwin
Calo Nord-Josh Brolin

Would love to hear thoughts!
 
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Good thread

I'll post my Scarface sequel idea from another thread here first. I didn't like Scarface very much, but I would like to see a better sequel. At the ending, it's clear that Tony Montana is superhuman, bullets can't kill him.

Movie title: Scarface: 2 Scarred 2 Die Hard

Director: James Cameron

This time, what happens at the end of the first movie is only the beginning. He rises from the water and shoots everybody. More and more people show up at his doorstep, but he kills them all.

Pizza delivery man: "Hi, mr Montana. Here's the pepperoni piz..." Bang bang!
Random old guy: "Excuse me, young man. Can you tell me where..." Ratatat!
Awkward teenager: "Maaan, my car broke down, can I borrow..." Boom!
Angry neighbor: "What in the name of the devil is happening, you son..." Brrrrt!
Police officer: "Mr. Montana, we are getting complaints that..." Bang!

And then he runs outside and starts killing everything in sight. He has totally lost it now. He shoots dogs, squirrels and mice. Blows up fish and stabs butterflies to death. The president (Ronald Reagan) sends Chuck Norris: Karate Commando (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) to stop the mutated Tony Montana. That's right, it turns out the pineapple he ate in the TV version was radioactive! At first the scar is just glowing, but by the end of the movie he's this giant hulk the size of Godzilla. He stomps on people and pulverize buildings! It's horrible...luckily, Chuck Scwarzenegger shows up, and saves the day by jumping into Scarzilla and destroying him from the inside.

Arnold: "aaah, I hate to swim in stomach acid. It byurns!"

The last scene shows a bloody Chuck Schwarzenegger standing on Tony Montana's dead body, with burning buildings and smoke everywhere. He's smoking a huge cigar. Suddenly his cell phone rings, it's the president:

Arnold: "Mission accomplished, mr president!"
President: "As the 'Murican president, I think I speak for the entire world when I say this: Thank you, Chuck. Thank you for saving us all!"
Arnold: "No problem sir."
President: "I only regret I wasn't there with you, son. Tell me, is there anything we can do for you?"
Arnold: "I need a vacation!"

The movie fades out to the credits, with a loud 80's theme playing in the background.

Rated PG

Starring:

Al Pacino as Tony Montana
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Chuck Norris
The Rock as President Ronald Reagan
Sylvester Stallone as Arnold Schwarzenegger

Music by:

Manowar (not a Manowar fan, but I think the music will work in this movie)
 
Good thread

I'll post my Scarface sequel idea from another thread here first. I didn't like Scarface very much, but I would like to see a better sequel. At the ending, it's clear that Tony Montana is superhuman, bullets can't kill him.

Movie title: Scarface: 2 Scarred 2 Die Hard

Director: James Cameron

This time, what happens at the end of the first movie is only the beginning. He rises from the water and shoots everybody. More and more people show up at his doorstep, but he kills them all.

Pizza delivery man: "Hi, mr Montana. Here's the pepperoni piz..." Bang bang!
Random old guy: "Excuse me, young man. Can you tell me where..." Ratatat!
Awkward teenager: "Maaan, my car broke down, can I borrow..." Boom!
Angry neighbor: "What in the name of the devil is happening, you son..." Brrrrt!
Police officer: "Mr. Montana, we are getting complaints that..." Bang!

And then he runs outside and starts killing everything in sight. He has totally lost it now. He shoots dogs, squirrels and mice. Blows up fish and stabs butterflies to death. The president (Ronald Reagan) sends Chuck Norris: Karate Commando (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) to stop the mutated Tony Montana. That's right, it turns out the pineapple he ate in the TV version was radioactive! At first the scar is just glowing, but by the end of the movie he's this giant hulk the size of Godzilla. He stomps on people and pulverize buildings! It's horrible...luckily, Chuck Scwarzenegger shows up, and saves the day by jumping into Scarzilla and destroying him from the inside.

Arnold: "aaah, I hate to swim in stomach acid. It byurns!"

The last scene shows a bloody Chuck Schwarzenegger standing on Tony Montana's dead body, with burning buildings and smoke everywhere. He's smoking a huge cigar. Suddenly his cell phone rings, it's the president:

Arnold: "Mission accomplished, mr president!"
President: "As the 'Murican president, I think I speak for the entire world when I say this: Thank you, Chuck. Thank you for saving us all!"
Arnold: "No problem sir."
President: "I only regret I wasn't there with you, son. Tell me, is there anything we can do for you?"
Arnold: "I need a vacation!"

The movie fades out to the credits, with a loud 80's theme playing in the background.

Rated PG

Starring:

Al Pacino as Tony Montana
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Chuck Norris
The Rock as President Ronald Reagan
Sylvester Stallone as Arnold Schwarzenegger

Music by:

Manowar (not a Manowar fan, but I think the music will work in this movie)

:lmao:
 
Die Fast, Die Furious, Die Hard!
 
An old fan cast of mine...

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Red Dead Redemption is a Western epic, set at the turn of the 20th century when the lawless and chaotic badlands began to give way to the expanding reach of government and the spread of the Industrial Age. A follow up to the 2004 hit Red Dead Revolver, this game tells the story of former outlaw John Marston, taking players on a great adventure across the American frontier.

John Marston - Timothy Olyphant
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Bill Williamson - Woody Harrelson
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Abraham Reyes - Diego Luna
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Bonnie MacFarlene - Lauren Cohan
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Landon Ricketts - Sam Elliot
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Luisa Fortuna - Fernanda Romero
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Marshal Leigh Johnson - Tommy Lee Jones
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Nigel West Dickens - Brian Doyle Murray
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Seth Briars - Tim Roth
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Vincente de Santa - John Leguizamo
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Title: Justice League Real

It's a completely realistic version of our heroes.

Superman: Karl Elmwood is a guy from Africa. His entire tribe was slaughtered by the enemy tribe called the Raos. Luckily his parents put him in a basket and sent him down the river before he was harmed. Some missionaries found him, and he was adopter by a nice, American couple. The missionaries and his new parents taught him to to be the best person he could be, and he has his own children's show called "Captain Hope". Sometimes he visits sick children at hospitals, collect money for the poor etc. He's the nicest guy ever.

Batman: A crazy old racist and sexist that runs a small store where he sells fishing equipment. His name is Bruno Webster, 68 years old, former wrestling star. His wife is Selma Webster, also known as the cat-woman because she collects cats. One day his store is robbed by gang member Joey Chilano, but Bruno Webster fights back and almost kills the guy with a baseball bat. The local news channel calls him "Bruno The Bat-Man Webster", and the name sticks. Now he must fight angry gang members out for revenge.

Wonder Woman: Diana Preston is a militant feminist activist that hates men because her father left her at a young age. She spends the days blogging about how evil and stupid men are, beating up random men in the streets etc. One day she visits Bruno Webster's store...

Story: Karl Elmwood is on the road to visit a children's hospital in Kansas, but his car breaks down. He spots a small store called "The Smiling Fish", and tries to get some help from the store owner.

Karl: "Good day, sir. I was wondering if..."

Bruno Webster: "What the hell do you want? We don't like people of your kind here!"

Karl: "Hey, I can buy something if that's what you want! But please, my car is..."

Suddenly Diana Preston shows up, looking for trouble. She calls Bruno Webster a dinosaur, male chauvinist, racist etc. They shout a lot, it's hard to watch...the hatred...it's horrible. Karl tries to calm them down, but it's impossible. Most of the movie is just them fighting, discussing racism, equality, gender roles etc.

The fighting is broken up by angry gang members showing up and threatening Bruno again.

Joe Kersey (crazy gang leader): "Have you ever twerked with the devil in pale moonlight, huh? Well, have you? You old bastard!"

Bruno (grabs baseball bat): "Get outta my store, before I wipe that stupid smile off your face!"

Joe Kersey: "You remind me of my father...I hated my father! Kill him, kill them all!"

Karl: "You're a monster, Joe...and I'm going to stop you!"

Then they all fight. Karl, Bruno and Diana against fifteen thugs. Teeth are flying, bones break, blood everywhere. But The Justice League manages to chase them out of the Hall of Justice. The dramatic moment has changed them all:

Karl Elmwood realizes that you can't be nice all time. When words fail, you have to fight.

Bruno Webster is amazed by Karl Elmwood and Diana's courage. He learns that skin color and gender doesn't really matter. It's what you do that defines you...

Diana Preston changes her views on men. In the fight she was almost stabbed by a thug, but Bruno and Karl saved her.

Bruno: "It's going to take a while to clean up all the mess...I think we all deserve a beer!"

Karl: "I don't drink, but I love fishing."

Bruno: "Son, there's a small lake right behind my store. Once I caught a fish the size of my wife...I let him go, called him Big Earl. Let's see if we can catch the bastard today! "Wonder Woman" over here can cook him for us, haha!

Diana: "Men! Always confusing your fishing rods with your privates!"

They laugh together, and the movie ends.

Superman: Idris Elba
Batman: Clint Eastwood
Wonder Woman: Angelina Jolie
Joe Kersey: Shia LaBeouf

Directed by Michael Mann
 
Marvel version? Here it is:


Hulk: The Bruce Banner story

The tragic story about a talented young man called Bruce Banner, who let "The Hulk" destroy his life.

Young Bruce Banner had a dream. He wanted to become a scientist and make people's lives better. He was on his way to discover a way to cure Alzheimer's disease. He had everything except the looks...

One day Bruce Banner decides to build some muscle to improve his appearance, and maybe he could impress Betty, his cute lab assistant. At the gym he meets the amateur bodybuilder called Emil Blonsky. Blonsky becomes his friend and mentor, he shows him how to achieve results fast...

Emil Blonsky: "Hey, Banner...why don't you try some of these?"

Bruce Banner: "Emil, that's...that's...steroids are harmful. I don't think I should..."

Emil: "Don't be a wimp, Banner. You wanna look hot or not? You wanna be a hunk, like me?"

Suddenly, young Banner's life spirals out of control. Instead of work, he works out at the gym with Blonsky. His muscles grow, but so does his rage. He beats up people for no reason, and cries a lot. Betty tries to talk to him.

Betty: "What has happened to you, Bruce? What about your career...what about me?"

Bruce: "To hell with my career! Science and books are for girls! You're just jealous because all women want my body! Stupid b*tch! I'm a hunk now!"

Betty (runs away crying): "You're not a hunk, Bruce! You're a Hulk!"

Bruce (cries): "I'm sorry, Betty! Oh my God, forgive me...what has happened to me?"

He confronts Emil Blonsky in the gym. They shove each other and shout. Everyone in the gym is afraid of the two raging beasts.

Bruce: "You did this to me! You made me into this abomination...you are an abomination, Blonsky! I'm going to smash you!"

Blonsky: "And you're still a wimp, Banner!"

They punch, bite and scratch. Throw dumbbells and kick each other in the crotch. They don't feel pain, just rage.. Suddenly Banner gets a heart attack and falls down. Blonsky kicks his lifeless body, but then a group of drug-free bodybuilders and athletes show up:

Rodney Stark: winner of the 2015 Ironman triathlon.

Thor Eriksen: Norwegian strongman.

Bart Clinton: one of the best archers in the world.

Natasha Romanoff: russian bodybuilder

Stephen Rogers: Vietnam War veteran and owner of the gym.

They manage to knock him unconscious, but it's too late. Bruce Banner is dead!

Rodney Stark: "Man...I need a drink"

The End
 
LMFAO!!! You should film that &put it on YouTube.
An old fan cast of mine...

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Red Dead Redemption is a Western epic, set at the turn of the 20th century when the lawless and chaotic badlands began to give way to the expanding reach of government and the spread of the Industrial Age. A follow up to the 2004 hit Red Dead Revolver, this game tells the story of former outlaw John Marston, taking players on a great adventure across the American frontier.

John Marston - Timothy Olyphant
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Bill Williamson - Woody Harrelson
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Abraham Reyes - Diego Luna
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Bonnie MacFarlene - Lauren Cohan
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Landon Ricketts - Sam Elliot
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Great casting!
 
Marvel version? Here it is:


Hulk: The Bruce Banner story

The tragic story about a talented young man called Bruce Banner, who let "The Hulk" destroy his life.

Young Bruce Banner had a dream. He wanted to become a scientist and make people's lives better. He was on his way to discover a way to cure Alzheimer's disease. He had everything except the looks...

One day Bruce Banner decides to build some muscle to improve his appearance, and maybe he could impress Betty, his cute lab assistant. At the gym he meets the amateur bodybuilder called Emil Blonsky. Blonsky becomes his friend and mentor, he shows him how to achieve results fast...

Emil Blonsky: "Hey, Banner...why don't you try some of these?"

Bruce Banner: "Emil, that's...that's...steroids are harmful. I don't think I should..."

Emil: "Don't be a wimp, Banner. You wanna look hot or not? You wanna be a hunk, like me?"

Suddenly, young Banner's life spirals out of control. Instead of work, he works out at the gym with Blonsky. His muscles grow, but so does his rage. He beats up people for no reason, and cries a lot. Betty tries to talk to him.

Betty: "What has happened to you, Bruce? What about your career...what about me?"

Bruce: "To hell with my career! Science and books are for girls! You're just jealous because all women want my body! Stupid b*tch! I'm a hunk now!"

Betty (runs away crying): "You're not a hunk, Bruce! You're a Hulk!"

Bruce (cries): "I'm sorry, Betty! Oh my God, forgive me...what has happened to me?"

He confronts Emil Blonsky in the gym. They shove each other and shout. Everyone in the gym is afraid of the two raging beasts.

Bruce: "You did this to me! You made me into this abomination...you are an abomination, Blonsky! I'm going to smash you!"

Blonsky: "And you're still a wimp, Banner!"

They punch, bite and scratch. Throw dumbbells and kick each other in the crotch. They don't feel pain, just rage.. Suddenly Banner gets a heart attack and falls down. Blonsky kicks his lifeless body, but then a group of drug-free bodybuilders and athletes show up:

Rodney Stark: winner of the 2015 Ironman triathlon.

Thor Eriksen: Norwegian strongman.

Bart Clinton: one of the best archers in the world.

Natasha Romanoff: russian bodybuilder

Stephen Rogers: Vietnam War veteran and owner of the gym.

They manage to knock him unconscious, but it's too late. Bruce Banner is dead!

Rodney Stark: "Man...I need a drink"

The End

You need to write a feature-length script lol.
 
Wolfeshead

A Robin Hood story based off the ballad "Robin Hood and Sir Richard of Lea," with one major difference: the story is told from the point of view of the villainous protagonist Guy of Gisborne, a former knight who joins the employ of Geoffrey, Archbishop of York and bastard half-brother of Kings Richard and John. Having been outlawed after covering up one of his mentor's crimes, Gisbourne was outlawed and has wandered aimlessly through the northern frontier of Sherwood Forrest.

When we meet him, he's a bitter poacher and occasional opportunist with a corrupt system of honor. Geoffrey discovers he was the former Under-Sheriff of Nottinghamshire and Chief Forrester, and that he had a rivalry with the bandit Robin Hood from their childhoods to the present day, a rivalry that included competition at archery and swordplay. Geoffrey wishes to gain power and land while King Richard is on Crusade, but needs to work under the table to avoid his clergy's suspicions.

Using a femme fatale named Rose to trap Gisborne, Geoffrey makes a pact whereby Guy can take sanctuary when the heat is on and will eventually be pardoned and raised once more to knight if he'll run the Yorkshire forrests in a manner similar to Hood's domain in the south, sharing his money and protection with those Geoffrey wishes.

Guy basically becomes a shadowy counterpart to Robin Hood, with his own colorful but more ruthless band of outlaws, while Guy is torn between his conscience and advice from Brother Tuck of Sherwood and Geoffrey of York. He also finds his closest and most loyal allies, the Welsh archer Ryhs and the femme fatale Rose, suspect each other of spying for a third party, the Count of Mortain.

Basically, when Geoffrey loans Richard of Lea the hostage money from the classic legend, it's Gisborne's job to raid and rob his household of any hope of making the payment back. He winds up in conflict with more and more Robin Hood characters, with Little John disrupting his plans enough he is forced to turn to the new Under-Sheriff of Nottingham for help. This replacement is everything vile about medieval England, and his association with Gisborne acts as a permanent stain on Gisborne's tattered honor, as well as his eventual killing of Rhys at Rose's behest.

We hear about Robin Hood throughout the story and we even see him a few times without knowing its him as he infiltrates York, makes friends with Rosé, and eventually comes to Richard of Lea's aid, unveiling himself fully for the first time against the new Undersheriff to steal his taxes for Richard's repayment. Robin and Gisborne clash over the money, with Guy having a minor breakdown when he realizes that Robin is a better man morally than he will ever be.

This story ends when Gisborne embraces his new role as outlaw lord by blackmailing Geoffrey into allowing him free reign of the Forrest and discovering that Rose was the Count of Mortain's spy. He forces her to follow his orders and has a twisted love/hate relationship with her. Mortain, better known as Prince John Lackland, lands in England to begin his attempted coup, with Guy weighing his options for joining him or helping Geoffrey and Hood in resisting him.
 
I want a superhero movie that's something like the silver age comics, with a big twist. It's not based on DC or Marvel, but something "original". Or maybe it's been done before, I don't know? Anyway, I want to see something like this:

The movie opens with a big city, it's spring or summer, People look happy, smile and laugh. Couples relax in the park etc. Suddenly something big appears on the sky and throws a shadow over the city, a large flying saucer-thing. The laughter stops. The flying object drops down small pods which lands everywhere in the city. Some curious people investigate the pods, poke them with sticks. And then they open up! Large, mutated gorillas dressed as fairies comes out of them, and attacks people, throw cars and climb buildings. There's total chaos in the city.

When all hope seems lost, a weird figure on a horse shows up. It's... The Bright Knight and his superpowered horse called "Day". He's a modern day knight in tights, like Batman. With his superfast horse he rides straight up the buildings and fights off the gorillas one by one, shooting them with his stun gun. He jumps up into the sky and crashes through one of the UFO's windows, where he faces his enemy; "The Jester" (Joker-parody). They draw swords and fight, The Bright Knight wins, of course...

Bright Knight: "You never learn, Jester..."
Jester: "the end is near, hero..."

Our hero laughs at the threat, delivers The Jester to the police and rides off into the sunset, enters a tunnel which leads into his secret HQ, and meets his wife, they kiss. Before going to bed, he talks with his wife about what happened etc. She's acting strange, depressed.

Wife: "No matter what happens, I will always love you...
Knight: "Yes, I know...why are you saying that?"
Wife: "...just in case something terrible should happen..."

It's night, he's trying to sleep, but he's having nightmares about The Jester and his words: "the end is near, hero...". There was something about his voice, and his face. It wasn't a threat, but a warning. He wakes up, and tries to find his wife, but she's gone.

Knight: "What the f...I mean, what the heck!"

He's searching the house, and finally decides to look in the cave. She's not there, and his horse is gone. The suit looks different, it's not bright anymore. The news shows that The Jester has escaped prison, and murdered six women with a knife. He puts on the suit, and tracks him down. He's in the sewers, shaking all over. There's blood everywhere, body parts are lying in the shadows The Jester looks worse than ever, like something out of a nightmare.

Jester: "...told you so..."
The Knight: "What have you done??? I knew you were evil, but you have never killed anyone like this before!"
Jester (sobbing): "...I didn't mean to do it! I swear, it wasn't really me! Please, don't kill me! (Starts running)

The Knight grabs his stun gun, and fires at The Jester. Something is wrong...blood splatters all over, and the Jester falls dead on the ground. A real gun! The Knight throws away the gun and falls to his knees. Before he gets the chance to scream, something floats his way in the sewer. He picks it up. His wife's head, dead eyes staring at him. Now, he screams. It echoes through the sewer and scares away the rats.

Throughout the movie, both the knight and the world around him is getting darker and darker. It's like a horrible nightmare. His former enemies who used to rob banks and steal valuables are now serial killers and cannibals. He doesn't care if they die. Civilians fear him as much as his rogues gallery. There's no real heroes in this world....

One day, something large grows up out of the ground in the middle of the city. Even in this nightmarish world, it seems out of place. It's a black, living castle of slime and blood, bigger than all the other buildings. The Knight is the only one who can see it. He enters the castle from hell. Inside of it, there's all kinds of horrible creatures, demons, monsters and zombies. The only sounds are screams of agony and evil laughter. There's even a river of blood, dead trees and skeletons on the ground...the skeleton of a dead horse. It's almost comical how sick everything is.

After fighting his way to the top of the castle, he finds the man responsible for everything. he doesn't look demonic or scary at all. It's a fat, bald guy in t-shirt and jeans.

Man: "What? How the hell did you...how is this even possible?"

Knight: "Who are you? Why are you doing this?"

Man (smiles): "It's my job...you can call me "The Editor". Welcome to my mind!"

That's right, our hero is a fictional character (somehow, he's conscious)! He finds out that the former editor retired. He's replaced with a guy that wanted something darker. His original writer and creator left the job after he was told to make the comics more violent and sexual.

The Editor: "Wake up! People don't want the silly stuff...super animals and married heroes have no place in the horrible world we live in. Your creator didn't get that...he doesn't get superheroes. Now, get out of my mind, and play your part. I can easily kill you off... I have killed superheroes before, you know!"

He beats up the Knight. It looks like he's going to murder him, when someone suddenly shows up and puts his arms around the Editor. It's The Jester and the rest of the Knight's villains, only as zombies.

Jester: "No one stays dead forever in the comics..."

The Editor: "What? No! You can't do this! I made you the way you are! Please, don't hurt me!"

Jester: "I can't help it..."

Something horrible is happening off screen. We hear the Editor's frightened screams. Whatever happened, it makes him lose his mind. He's found sitting in his chair with lifeless eyes, drooling all over himself.

It ends with the old creator writing the comic book once again, and things revert back to normal. The news says that the Jester has escaped from prison and robbed a bank. The Knight smiles, gives his wife a kiss, suits up and jumps on the back of his horse. He rides out into the sunshine.The future is looking bright...

The End.

Or something like that.
 
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Lucifer is sent to earth to learn humility by god, but a war between heaven and hell. Leaves him stranded on earth. So for thousands of years he walks the earth, an angry resentful man. Until he comes over a orphan boy who he takes under his wing and becomes a father figure for.
Years later, the boy is murdered by a group of satanist (They are actually demons). Leading Lucifer on a quest for revenge.

The viewer never knows he's Lucifer. Everything is just implied. So it just looks like a old fashioned revenge flick. Not until the third act, when the demons are trying to summon satan to earth... Bringing the war between heaven and hell with it. An arch angel living on earth as a priest, gives Lucifer his sword so he can fight the demons and save earth from destruction.

Hopefully made by Syfy, so it's really bad and cheesy.
 
That made me remember one of my old movie ideas:

Super Mario Bros: Darkness

A dark and gritty version of Super Mario Bros.

Mario and Luigi are hitmen working for Umberto Goomba, leader of the Goomba family in Chicago. They are the most evil and brutal hitmen in America. One day Mario and Luigi gets into a fight over a hooker called Peach. Mario stabs Luigi to death and hides his body in a dumpster. He tries to forget it, but he can't. His guilty conscience won't let him.

Mario: "Oh no, spaghettiOs! What have I done? Mio fratello, forgive me! I would do anything in the world to get you back!"

Man: "Anything?"

Mario: "Who are you?"

Man: "I have many names...call me Bowserbub. Or just Bowser. Sign this paper in your blood, and your brother will return..."

He signs the paper. Bowser claws a mark on his forehead. The mark of the beast: "M".

Devil: "You will get your brother back after you murder the Goombas!"

Mario finds out that the devil/Bowser has given him supernatural powers. He can shoot fire from his hands and jump higher. He kills the Goombas, but his brother never shows up. The devil has tricked him! His brother is in hell, and his own soul is possibly damned forever.

The movie ends with Mario fighting his demonic brother in hell, and Bowser shows up in his true form; a big, dragon-like monster. He wins his soul back, and saves Luigi. But something is not right... The last scene shows Luigi laughing hysterically, and we see a mark on his forehead. "L", only upside down. It's Waluigi...
 
Lucifer is sent to earth to learn humility by god, but a war between heaven and hell. Leaves him stranded on earth. So for thousands of years he walks the earth, an angry resentful man. Until he comes over a orphan boy who he takes under his wing and becomes a father figure for.
Years later, the boy is murdered by a group of satanist (They are actually demons). Leading Lucifer on a quest for revenge.

The viewer never knows he's Lucifer. Everything is just implied. So it just looks like a old fashioned revenge flick. Not until the third act, when the demons are trying to summon satan to earth... Bringing the war between heaven and hell with it. An arch angel living on earth as a priest, gives Lucifer his sword so he can fight the demons and save earth from destruction.

Hopefully made by Syfy, so it's really bad and cheesy.
Infinite amount of butt hurt Christians and Muslims if that movie ever came out lol
 
I hope someone makes a movie based on "Night Calls the Green Falcon", by Robert McCammon. It's a short story about a retired old actor who played a superhero when he was younger. He has nightmares about a horrible accident he witnessed, where he couldn't help. One day his neighbor (a prostitute) is murdered by a serial killer. He puts on the old "Green Falcon" costume and decides to hunt the killer down.

Awesome story in other words:yay: a movie was planned, but it was cancelled...

read the story here

Come on, make the movie!:cmad: Superhero movies are popular now, and this is a great, original story.
 
I think Steven Seagal should make this. . .

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Chuck Norris: The Movie

Starring: Chuck Norris
Produced By: Chuck Norris
Directed By: Chuck Norris
Catered By: Chuck Norris

Plot: Chuck Norris saves the world. The movie will be filled with examples of "True Facts About Chuck Norris". Such as "Chuck Norris can recharge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard," and "The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris," etc.
 

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