The Political Satire & Cartoon Thread II

[hippie_hunter]

Hell no. Vancouver is the best city a person can live in according to statistics (Statistics don't really matter to be honest. All down to opinion really. BUT STILL) so yeah we'll need more than a crime ridden hell hole with terrible sports teams (except the Red Wings) and Jersey

But Detroit will come with a Robocop statue, and the Red Wings. Also the Detroit Tigers don't suck. We'll also pay to move the Detroit Pistons within the city of Detroit itself along with completely renovating the Pistons and Lions so they are no longer embarrassments in the worlds of basketball and football.

Also, to combat the problem of crime in Detroit, we will also supply the city with 50 ED-209s and a Robocop 2

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And to top it off, we'll also give you a six pack of Labatt Blue

Also, your country produced Miley Cyrus, Jersey Shore and Rebecca Black. Justin Bieber is America's punishment

If I had to choose between the Situation and the Biebs, I'd go with the Situation.

But not only have you given us Bieber, but also Tom Green, Nickelback, and Bryan Adams whom your country has repeated apologized for.

 

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[Memphis Slim]

I'm a sucker for great satire........even if it pokes fun against my candidate.....

Find some good stuff and post it hear.....let's not be so serious for a change. Can we laugh a little??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0MLl-fxuo
Here's a good one...

 

[hippie_hunter]

I don't want to be a part of Canada

Yeah about that......we sorta don't want you to be a part of America anymore . Hell I'm already preparing my 2024 Presidential campaign platform to make the United States look like this:

 

[Alex The Great]

What about The South. You should totally get rid of The South

 

[hippie_hunter]

What about The South. You should totally get rid of The South

But the South has Disney World, which is like the greatest place ever. And Cape Hatteras is an excellent vacation spot as well.

Although they did give us Ted Turner

 

[Alex The Great]

Does Florida count? I know they're a southern state and all, but i'm talking about The South

 

[hippie_hunter]

Does Florida count? I know they're a southern state and all, but i'm talking about The South

Yes Florida counts. If we're going to use my buzzsaw method of removing states, where would Florida go? It can't just be floating around.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Also Alex, we'll throw in VHS copies of Robocop and Clerks to sweeten the pot

http://www.amazon.com/Robocop-VHS-P...3005/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1301869523&sr=8-3

http://www.amazon.com/Clerks-VHS-Br...=sr_1_1?s=video&ie=UTF8&qid=1301869630&sr=1-1

 

[Alex The Great]

Stop tempting me

 

[Marx]

 

[Lighthouse]

And they still won't be able to write anything funny.

 

[Marx]

...they did pretty good with 'The McCain Lady' and Fey's impression of Sarah Palin.

 

[Kelly]

What about The South. You should totally get rid of The South

Do you like posting on this site?

 

[hippie_hunter]

Do you like posting on this site?

To be fair, the South did give us Ted Turner. Which is totally not cool

 

[Marx]

...but the south did give us Bill Clinton.

 

[hippie_hunter]

...but the south did give us Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton's financial policies regarding the banks created the financial crisis of 2008.

 

[Marx]

I am a Clinton Democrat. If I could vote for him again, I would.

 

[hippie_hunter]

For me, the Financial Crisis has tainted his image. I can't ever find myself voting for Clinton.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Couldn't Clinton have gotten Osama?

 

[Hobgoblin]

Couldn't Clinton have gotten Osama?

Not really. Remember the African embassy bombings in 98? We bombed an asprin factory in response by mistake.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Couldn't Clinton have gotten Osama?

Yeah and the republicans accused him of using war to distract from monica-gate.

Maybe if they supported him instead of calling him "wag the dog" we could've gotten Bin Laden.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2006/09/25/clinton_2

 

[Kelly]

To be fair, the South did give us Ted Turner. Which is totally not cool

And I'fire.....

 

[Kelly]

I am a Clinton Democrat. If I could vote for him again, I would.

For me, the Financial Crisis has tainted his image. I can't ever find myself voting for Clinton.

Meh, I liked Reagan, yet some of his policies screwed us in the 90's....I like Clinton, yet some of his policies screwed us in the 00's....I voted for Obama, yet his policies are already screwing us....

So what does that tell ya?

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Bill Clinton's financial policies regarding the banks created the financial crisis of 2008.

But when you had eight years to reverse those policies you share a great deal of responsibility.

During those eight years the warning signs of a crisis became more and more obvious yet nothing was done until the crisis hit.