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The Political Satire & Cartoon Thread II

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Hell no. Vancouver is the best city a person can live in according to statistics (Statistics don't really matter to be honest. All down to opinion really. BUT STILL) so yeah we'll need more than a crime ridden hell hole with terrible sports teams (except the Red Wings) and Jersey :argh:
But Detroit will come with a Robocop statue, and the Red Wings. Also the Detroit Tigers don't suck. We'll also pay to move the Detroit Pistons within the city of Detroit itself along with completely renovating the Pistons and Lions so they are no longer embarrassments in the worlds of basketball and football.

Also, to combat the problem of crime in Detroit, we will also supply the city with 50 ED-209s and a Robocop 2

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And to top it off, we'll also give you a six pack of Labatt Blue :awesome:

Also, your country produced Miley Cyrus, Jersey Shore and Rebecca Black. Justin Bieber is America's punishment
If I had to choose between the Situation and the Biebs, I'd go with the Situation.

But not only have you given us Bieber, but also Tom Green, Nickelback, and Bryan Adams whom your country has repeated apologized for.
 
I don't want to be a part of Canada :csad:

Yeah about that......we sorta don't want you to be a part of America anymore :o. Hell I'm already preparing my 2024 Presidential campaign platform to make the United States look like this:

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What about The South. You should totally get rid of The South :o
 
What about The South. You should totally get rid of The South :o

But the South has Disney World, which is like the greatest place ever. And Cape Hatteras is an excellent vacation spot as well.

Although they did give us Ted Turner :argh:
 
Does Florida count? I know they're a southern state and all, but i'm talking about The South
 
Does Florida count? I know they're a southern state and all, but i'm talking about The South

Yes Florida counts. If we're going to use my buzzsaw method of removing states, where would Florida go? It can't just be floating around.
 
...they did pretty good with 'The McCain Lady' and Fey's impression of Sarah Palin.
 
...but the south did give us Bill Clinton. :up:
 
I am a Clinton Democrat. If I could vote for him again, I would.
 
For me, the Financial Crisis has tainted his image. I can't ever find myself voting for Clinton.
 
I am a Clinton Democrat. If I could vote for him again, I would.

For me, the Financial Crisis has tainted his image. I can't ever find myself voting for Clinton.

Meh, I liked Reagan, yet some of his policies screwed us in the 90's....I like Clinton, yet some of his policies screwed us in the 00's....I voted for Obama, yet his policies are already screwing us....

So what does that tell ya?
 
Bill Clinton's financial policies regarding the banks created the financial crisis of 2008.
But when you had eight years to reverse those policies you share a great deal of responsibility.

During those eight years the warning signs of a crisis became more and more obvious yet nothing was done until the crisis hit.
 
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