The Random Thoughts Thread

[Holiday]

"The Torkelsons", was a good show.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

The human race, if graded as a whole would have a 2.01 GPA.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I feel like the floor of a taxicab. But it was so worth it.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I feel like the floor of a taxicab. But it was so worth it.

Kinda sticky?

 

[Wolfwood]

This guy is taking forever to get here, I want to get to six flags damnit.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Kinda sticky?

Among other things.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Pie.

 

[squeekness]

Why do dogs like eating dog buscuits when they taste like crap?

 

[Lighthouse]

Why do dogs like eating dog buscuits when they taste like crap?

Have you seen the horrible **** a dog is willing to eat?

 

[Sam Fisher]

I don't know. Why do dogs eat their own poo?

 

[squeekness]

My current dog doesn't eat her own poo but she likes to eat the cat poo out of the litter box. I had to put the litter box up on a table.

 

[Timstuff]

In the event of a nuclear war, is it a bit scary that the people who inherit the earth will be the ones who were paranoid enough to build bomb shelters in their basements?

 

[squeekness]

I think teh only ones walking away from that would be cockroaches.

 

[Lighthouse]

In the event of a nuclear war, is it a bit scary that the people who inherit the earth will be the ones who were paranoid enough to build bomb shelters in their basements?

And they'll be stuck in those bomb shelters for a long time.

 

[squeekness]

Unless you like glowing green eggs and ham.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

The more metal, the better.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Why do people get so offended when you tell them how diabolical their music taste is?

 

[squeekness]

Why is it that no matter what you eat, your poop is always brown and not the colors of the food you ate?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Why is it that no matter what you eat, yo you ur poop is always brown and not the colors of the food you ate?

Because you have magic goblins in your stomach.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Why is it that no matter what you eat, your poop is always brown and not the colors of the food you ate?

Not necessarily true.

 

[squeekness]

What a crappy place to live. Literally.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Mikes Hard Raspberry Lemonade is awesome

 

[squeekness]

Not necessarily true.

O-o, tell me more... You examine yer poops often?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

No, but over the years I've noticed here and there some tints of green or orange. Ahh, you have to love high brow conversations.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

People in my area do not know how to drive when it snows an inch, let alone 6+.