The Real Naughty Question...

[Machx72]

This came up on a board I used to frequent years ago... The answers were hilarious...

If you were bangin' a girl who lived in her parents' home [and you're at her house doing it], and her parents came home while you were doing it, but you never noticed...

The parents walk in and catch you two in the act... What do you do?

 

[Clouseau]

been there, done that......

What do you do?

you mean after your stomach climbs back down out of your chest?

 

[Machx72]

Whatever works for ya.

 

[jimmy]

I'd tell them to bug off, then finish up.

 

[mcilroga]

Oh man, that takes me back.

Does the dad have a loaded 12 gauge?

 

[Frico]

Finish up, an' jump out the window.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Finish up, an' jump out the window.

 

[Drakon]

Man, you guys have no sense of humor.

 

[Machx72]

Double thumbs for those who voted the third option .

 

[heypapajinx]

i would like to say that i would tell the dad to start singing the "Big Poppa" song and tell the mom to start dancing like Lil' Kim to help me "polish myself off" but the truth is i would run.

run like hell.
run like the wind.
because if i'm screwing a guy who's STILL living with his parent and didn't tell me! there's a very good possibility i'm going to prison when the day is done.

 

[CrypticOne]

I'd tell them to bug off, then finish up.

LOL. Good one.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I'd probably die. My girlfriend's parents are religious. At my house it's different. sometimes my mum tells me that she can hear creaking and just to be cautious because I have a 14 year old sister.

heck, I have 24 condoms under my bed.

 

[Kaleb]

lol @ ''creaking''

 

[The Amazing Lee]

The best answer would be:

"Hey, we haven't finished yet...fancy joining us?" With a crafty wink

and maybe a lick of the lips.

 

[Machx72]

I'd probably die. My girlfriend's parents are religious. At my house it's different. sometimes my mum tells me that she can hear creaking and just to be cautious because I have a 14 year old sister.

heck, I have 24 condoms under my bed.

Lmao, this is the mindset I had... That the girlfriend would be Mormon or something...

And her parents would be rednecks.

Damned Alabamians with their justifiable murder laws.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well...my girlfriend is religious. Not as much as she was. When we started dating she didn't want sex before marriage.

Let's say...that her views have changed.

 

[bulok]

I used to date Muslim and Hindu girls. This type of situation would be a death sentence

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Hahaha.

 

[dpm07]

Once you're past the point of no return, you have to keep going until you're done, and let the chips fall where they may.

Fortunately, this situation has never occurred for me.

 

[black_dust]

Not much really keep going, but when my doors shut aint no body coming in, and they know that

 

[Golgo-13]

Ask the mom if she'd like to join in, and the dad if he'll like to watch.

 

[Secret_Riddle]

Id get out of there before the dad pulled out the double barrel.

 

[black_dust]

Id get out of there before the dad pulled out the double barrel.

I call mine a penis

 

[Gonking]

Well, if her mother is hot...

 

[Kaleb]

I normally encourage ppl to watch, for some reason I get off on letting others watch me shag.