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The real reason this world is such a crappy place.

triplefive said:
you'd be speeding to the toilet a lot

actually you can die from drinking coffee. 100cups in four hours is enough to kill a human being. Hence why i'd have to spread it out over 24!
 
I always feel like I'm gonna die if I drink any coffee, let alone 100 cups... hasn't happened yet, but I'm sure if I combined coffee with sherbet and tomorrow's blood test I could probably convince them I was dying.

Wonder if anyone would stop and help.
 
If your blood test came in as something abnormal?

Yeah, it's their job. lol
 
There is only one true reason for the world's crapiness. K-Fed:o :csad:
 
Mistress Gluon said:
If your blood test came in as something abnormal?

Yeah, it's their job. lol

I was more meaning if I fell over in the street after too much coffee and sugar and not enough blood... Although, it would be interesting to measure the response time if I collapsed in the waiting room.
 
I'm sure someone would help if you collapsed. Maybe a little slow, but I'm sure someone would help you there. Or rob you blind.

And K-Fed isn't the world's only crappy cause.
 
Mistress Gluon said:
I'm sure someone would help if you collapsed. Maybe a little slow, but I'm sure someone would help you there. Or rob you blind.

And K-Fed isn't the world's only crappy cause.

It has taken a while in the past... people are surprisingly apathetic.
 
Kyalesyin said:
It has taken a while in the past... people are surprisingly apathetic.

I'm fairly apathetic myself. But I wouldn't leave someone stranded in the street.
 

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