World The Superman Jokes Thread

[stargazer]

Please, feel free to post jokes about the Man of Steel and about the other DCU heroes/characters here. t:

 

[stargazer]

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[Superark]

Hahaha I loved the Batman/Superman joke with the fanboy complaining. Classic MP! t:

Here's one of my favorites! There has been a few different versions of this joke, but I like this one the best...

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real ******* when you're drunk!"

 

[Superark]

Here's a funny video on Collegehumor.com

Batman Meets Superman! Hahaha

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884973

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Someone should edit that last comic book cover.

First bubble: "You say that I really mean something to you"

Second bubble: "And then you just love me and leave me."

Ew.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

This is one of my absolute favorite covers from Superdickery:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Well God Damn.

Let's see some more activity in here. Kinda sick of inactivity in threads that hold so much potential.

 

[stargazer]

^^Here I come to the rescue! t:

Hahaha I loved the Batman/Superman joke with the fanboy complaining. Classic MP! t:

I KNOW.

More classic ones:

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comedy/urinal.jpg

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comedy/Stupid.jpg

enjoy!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

 

[Superark]

Haha sent to dance!!!

That is the best thing I've seen all day!

 

[p4poetic]

this is amazing.

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[ariellem]

^haha! Hadn't seen those videos. Thanks!