Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[That-Guy]

Okay, we all know how this works. If you don't, go check out the Batman or Superman or Spider-Man Caption threads for reference. Here we go...

WOO-HOO!!! After 20 years we finally got another movie! Finally, Hollywood acknowledges that there IS a place for talking cars and trucks on the silver screen!!!!

Yawn.

 

[That-Guy]

Hey there, Ultra-Stud. I'm Megan Fox.

"SCHWIIIIING!!!!!"

 

[That-Guy]

Vehicular sodomy.

 

[AyeCapn]

HAY GUYS DO YOU WANNA GO WATCH SOME MICHAEL BAY MOVIES AT MY HOUSE I'VE GOT POPCORN AND CHIPS AND SODA AND WE CAN HANG OUT AND STUFF AND PLAY AND DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW COMPUTER AND MAN I SAW THE HOTTEST GIRL THE OTHER DAY AND MY MOM TOLD ME THAT THERE'S THIS FUNNY SMELL IN MY ROOM AND DID YOU KNOW I LIKE CHEESE?

GUYS?

 

[Darth Elektra]

Cool thread.

 

[nosebleed.]

Tyrese - OH ****!! I'M GONNA DIE!! I guess this is what I get for beating up a pregnant woman!

 

[*Dead*End*]

cop to himself: "Wish I'd bring those marshmellows today."

 

[Shinobi Rendar]

The Search for the Allspark/Energon Cube

Barricade: "Spread em' you filthy human!!!"
Sam/Spike: " Oh no cavity searches PLEASE!!"

 

[Arcturus]

lol, the height of lolism.

 

[Headless Knight]

Tyrese - OH ****!! I'M GONNA DIE!! I guess this is what I get for beating up a pregnant woman!

As if we needed another reason to hate the humans in this movie.

 

[tzar]

Too funny.

 

[Steel Soldier]

Left Guy: ****TIN' MYSELF!! I'M DOIN IT!!! RIGHT NOW!!!

Center Guy: GOTTA KEEP PANTS FROM FALLIN' DOWN!!

Right Guy: WHAOH! That's the kind of car I think of when I make love to my wife!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

"I wish I could quit you Spike."

"Hey Optimus! Look, I can hold my breath underwater for an inordinately long time! Optimus...you're not even watching are you?"

 

[*Dead*End*]

Optimus attempts to finger an unsuspecting SUV, thinking that it's a sentient being.

 

[Avangarde]

Godzilla2000 and Dead End

 

[Dr Lee]

I'm not seeing Godzilla2000s pics

 

[Alchemyst]

Okay, we all know how this works. If you don't, go check out the Batman or Superman or Spider-Man Caption threads for reference. Here we go...

Optimus Prime: I DEMAND $60.00 on pump 3 damn it

 

[nosebleed.]

Soundwave Nano, "Damn you Bay, you could've at least made me into a 4gb."

 

[vampireslayer97]

I've had it with these motha#@#!@$@#$ snakes on this motha#@#!@$@# planet.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Soundwave Nano, "Damn you Bay, you could've at least made me into a 4gb."

At least he's not a Microsoft Zune.

 

[Gold Samurai]

scorponok- all those humans that were given a name for this movie will be spared my wrath!!!

center guy-USAF Master Sgt. Epps!!!

left guy-Captain Lennox!!!

right guy- Army guy #23!!..............damn

 

[*Dead*End*]

Shia: "Michael, why do I have to have an Earthmode? "

 

[CFlash]

Shia: "Michael, why do I have to have an Earthmode? "

Absolute genius.

 

[Avangarde]

"Yessssss massssterrrr"

 

[Dr Lee]

Ta-da!!!!