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The Trix Rabbit...Menace to Society, or Victim of Society?

Trix Rabbit: menace or victim?

  • Yes, he is a victim of an unfair society...GIVE HIM THE TRIX!!!

  • No, he's a menace...GET A JOB YOU LAZY RABBIT!!!

  • A mixture of both...AKA I Can't make up my own mind.


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Okay, I got into a major discussion about this last night, and I want to know what you think about the Trix Rabbit. Is he a menace to society, or is he a victim of society? You decide. Post your arguments for or against.

Me, I think he is a victim of society. The children in these commercials are clearly guilty of bigotry (I mean, silly rabbit, Trix are for KIDS!!!). That statement is not only prejudice against humanoid rabbits, but against all others who enjoy the tasty Trix cereal that are not children. The rabbit has clearly been driven insane by the bigotry he faces every time he wants a bowl of cereal (I mean, look at the lengths he goes to in order to obtain the cereal). Now, you may say why doesn't this rabbit get a job. I must point out, I don't think rabbits have rights under the US Constitution, thus any labor for him would be illegal labor. And if these kids are bigots against rabbits, don't you think that adults would feel the same way?

Can't we just give the poor rabbit a bowl of cereal? Is it that much to ask?

Now, your turn. There is a poll.
 
Kids are taught to share.

He is a victim of a hypocritcal society .
 
He's an idiot. If the damn kids don't wanna share their cereal, EAT A DIFFERENT CEREAL!!
 
But, all he wants in this world is some Trix :csad:
The only reason the kids say "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids" is because it's THEIR cereal! The damn kids bought it! Why doesn't that rabbit get off his a$$ and get a job so he can buy his OWN cereal? I mean, hell, would YOU give your hard-earned cereal to a huge, annoying, talking bunny who just tried to steal it from you? I wouldn't. Damn long-ears tryin' to steal Easter away from Jesus.
 
The only reason the kids say "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids" is because it's THEIR cereal! The damn kids bought it! Why doesn't that rabbit get off his a$$ and get a job so he can buy his OWN cereal? I mean, hell, would YOU give your hard-earned cereal to a huge, annoying, talking bunny who just tried to steal it from you? I wouldn't. Damn long-ears tryin' to steal Easter away from Jesus.

It's just a bowl of cereal. Also, I doubt it is legal to hire a rabbit. If there is any labor available to the Trix Rabbit, it would have to be illegal.

And I will say the parents probably bought the kids the cereal.
 
I think that its a mix of both. Sometimes I see the commercials and just think, why dont the kids give the rabbit some food. It would probably stop him from going to such lengths as stealing it in helicopters, and dressing up as people of the community and having the kids Scooby-Doo their way to getting the cereal back. I mean, he's been trying to fill the craving for more than 18 years, give the guy a break.

On the flip side, he's never even had Trix, so why in the world does he fiend for them so badly? Like said earlier by Obi John "Eat a different cereal" Trix isnt the end all be all. Just team up with Lucky and keep the kids away from cereal. Get some revenge for Christ's sake.

Damn long-ears tryin' to steal Easter away from Jesus.
lmfao
 
Well, who's to say the rabbit hasn't already tried to buy the cereal and the people at the store won't sell it to them since "Trix are for kids", I'm sure there are opportunities for a talking rabbit to work. Hell, he'd probably work just for some Trix.
 
Actually, I think the Trix rabbit did buy Trix one time at the grocery store, albeit he was dressed like a person, and when he got home, he didnt have milk.
 
I think that its a mix of both. Sometimes I see the commercials and just think, why dont the kids give the rabbit some food. It would probably stop him from going to such lengths as stealing it in helicopters, and dressing up as people of the community and having the kids Scooby-Doo their way to getting the cereal back. I mean, he's been trying to fill the craving for more than 18 years, give the guy a break.

On the flip side, he's never even had Trix, so why in the world does he fiend for them so badly? Like said earlier by Obi John "Eat a different cereal" Trix isnt the end all be all. Just team up with Lucky and keep the kids away from cereal. Get some revenge for Christ's sake.

lmfao

I doubt Lucky would hire him, whenever he does manage to get the cereal, it's immediately stolen right back, he has a really bad track record.

Actually, I think the Trix rabbit did buy Trix one time at the grocery store, albeit he was dressed like a person, and when he got home, he didnt have milk.

See he can't even buy Trix without dressing up as a person. The whole world is a against him.
 
He's the Trix Rabbit, hence it's his damn cereal in the first place. He should be allowed to eat it. I hate those ****in kids!
 
Actually, I think the Trix rabbit did buy Trix one time at the grocery store, albeit he was dressed like a person, and when he got home, he didnt have milk.

Have you seen the cost of milk these days??!
I second the notion that Trix Rabbit needs to get a job and quit looking for a handout.
 
those kids are damn annoying. obviously their parents never taught them to share. selfish little brats...



...on the flip side, why the hell does a rabbit want cereal anyway? you don't ever see Bugs Bunny feenin' for cereal. he's totally contempt with his carrots. the Trix rabbit, on the other hand, has been known to proposition children with oral sex if he could just get some damn Trix!
 
The Trix Rabbit is a disturbing look into our society preaching a powerful yet horrible message to our youth.

The Trix Rabbit, disguises himself in order to partake in the cereal belong to the children, but each time he is thwarted.

The message here is no matter how you try and hide, change who you are, your true self will shine through and you will be shunned for who you are.
 
I won't even get started on Lucky the Leprechaun which teaches the message that even though something doesn't belong to you, you should do everything in your power to take whatever you want. :down
 
those kids are damn annoying. obviously their parents never taught them to share. selfish little brats...



...on the flip side, why the hell does a rabbit want cereal anyway? you don't ever see Bugs Bunny feenin' for cereal. he's totally contempt with his carrots. the Trix rabbit, on the other hand, has been known to proposition children with oral sex if he could just get some damn Trix!

His an addict, he needs his fix. If he doesn't get it he goes into withdrawal.
 
I won't even get started on Lucky the Leprechaun which teaches the message that even though something doesn't belong to you, you should do everything in your power to take whatever you want. :down

let's not forget the Rice Krispies guys. obviously a ploy from American Idol.....trying to get all these kids to listen to pop and all.
 
Have you seen the cost of milk these days??!
I second the notion that Trix Rabbit needs to get a job and quit looking for a handout.

What about 30-40 years ago when milk was cheap? This is deeper than the rabbit getting a job. He is a victim of an animalisitic society that claims Homo Sapians as the "top of the food chain". Top of the food chain? What incentive is there to help when you've been breed your whole life to believe that you're "top" prize and claim top pickings?

The poor guy can't get a bowl of cereal, do you really believe someone would give him a job?
 
he'd be better off just becoming a crackhead. it's probably a more fulfilling addiction.
 
What about 30-40 years ago when milk was cheap? This is deeper than the rabbit getting a job. He is a victim of an animalisitic society that claims Homo Sapians as the "top of the food chain". Top of the food chain?

The poor guy can't get a bowl of cereal, do you really believe someone would give him a job?

He is like 40 years old isnt he?That guy better get his act together or else hes not going to get any social security.
Just take your lazy ass downtown and get some food stamps..
 
He is like 40 years old isnt he?That guy better get his act together or else hes not going to get any social security.
Just take your lazy ass downtown and get some food stamps..

How can he get social security, food stamps or any social help when the government doesn't recognize him as a citizen? He's considered a "pet", and "animal". Last I checked they didn't give food stamps to non-opposables.
 
The gluttonous children who keep the cereal away from the rabbit are the same children who rely on Capn Crunch for drug-induced highs.

"Crunchatize me Capn!"

The monsters.
 
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