I'm sorry but the person behind ShadowBoxing is quite possibly the biggest *****e I've ever come across.
Not everyone agrees with your opinion, I'm sure if you directed this movie you'd have all of the X-men wearing their original suites, and you'd make sure to get a couple shots of wolverines ass in there too while you were at it.
I'm sure when you walked out of X-Men The Last Stand you were planning on demanding the theater for your money back while wondering how Brett could have had Castillo go without an eye patch. OH THE TRAVISTY.
Please get over it, the movie was good, the public shows it, your views are too picky, at best. “There should be more character less action….more tight suits and Wolvy ass shots” Blah blah blah, go cry about it.
Yes that’s right, I wrote a whole post bashing ShadowBoxing and his gayness in these forums.
Once again I share with you his real life picture.
Put it as your wallpaper if you please
No Screw that I'm not done, let me present to you some of the things shadowboxing has said. If it is too much to read, I understand. I will summarize in the end of this post what all of thise adds up to.
Right. I would have enjoyed the movie had it been a little slower with more character development, maybe even then Cyclops would not have urked me much. Most of my friend hated this film, in fact almost all of them did. People who say most people liked this film don't talk to most people. Making 100 mil in a weekend doesn't make you a good film it makes you a good advertiser. Independence Day, Armageddon, The Lost World kinda all suck to be honest, but they made a lot of money. Same with the first two Star Wars prequals and people don't exactly rave about them. Truth is, after 7 pages of horrid reviews on IMDb and 53% of RT and 50% of accreditted critics panning this, most hardcore comic geeks and fans of the comic horrified with character treatment, I owe no one an apology. Certainly not for treating the Phoenix Saga this way. Ratner may have done the best he could with a downright lousy script, maybe he had little or no input at all, I don't care. The characters moved from place to place without knowing how, things were not explained or build up they just blurted out explosition, scenes had no transition, it felt about as long and as deep as the trailer (which was slightly more engaging since half the good lines in it never made the final cut). I don't owe anyone an apology for watching the greatest story ever told in comics butchered into a story about a slightly off Magneto lackey who goes off the handle in the last 30 seconds. I read every issue of Phoenix Saga. From issue 101 to issue 137. The story was painstaking crafted. We saw Jean gradually, gradually get more powerful, we saw her world collaspe and we saw things slowly turn from disconcerning to bad to worse. That was the Phoenix Saga. It was drama, it was hope, relationships, a whirlwind epic tale of love and betrayal that defined comics for a generation of readers. I watched on screen as a tale so grand so epic was reduced to a Wolverine and Storm ego stroker with chulky dialogue and a pace faster than quicksilver. For that I owe him nothing.
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As I say the minute it raises above 80% (X-Men 1 rating) on rotten tomatoes, I'll apologize...until then I told you so, he made a bad film and the rating it got I predicted.
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Revenge of the Sith (after the first 2 were 60%, it scored 82%) was the highest rated of its franchise, all the LOTR scored in the upper 90%, Harry Potter gets better reviews every installment and of course the original Star Wars as well did good across the board.
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Ah but thats why the Cream of the Crop is nicely added on your side bar. And in fact those loser critics make it a more accurate gauge. Now I know I am hearing from all angles, not just the biased fanboy angle who desperately wants his movie to be good.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Credible
i'd wager that after you came out of the theatre seeing X1 and X2 you coudn't quote any direct lines from the movies, either... but, we could argue that all day, so...
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No I could, and quiet well actually. I always did a great Magneto impression, and my Stryker is not half bad either. But no, for example Mystic River I have only seen twice. But I remember "Is that my daughter in there" and "When was the last time you saw David Boyle" and "Vampires, I was thinking about Vampires" and "Admit what you did" and "You only find love like that once" and "I couldn't even cry at her funeral, I couldn't even cry" "well you're crying now" and so on. So movies that are written well stick with you even after one showing. Look at a great movie like Batman Begins which people were quoting the next day.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Credible
it was, in a word, funner... it had (much) better action, a better story (i thought) better acting... i thought it was better than the first two put together...
what didn't i like? honestly, i can't think of too much right now that i didn't. i've never touched an X comic in my life, so i can't say whether or not the characters were treated with dignity in that respect, i can only say that they were treated better than X1 or X2 ever cared to.
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But if you have never touched an X comic you can't say that.
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Okay so basicly, uhhh, What I said above hugest toolbag I've ever come across in my life. If your read his posts he claims to be the God of all Comic readers, obvioiusly in college, and still collecting. /clap He's been collecting since the pheonix saga so he knows his X-men.
Yet his biggest argument about the movie is that it didnt' get good reviews, as he predicted. Well i think we should dedicate a thread to Shadow, maybe call it "Congratulations ShadowBoxing, you should get a cookie for predicting the reviews on the movie, and being right"
Give me a break, not all good movies get good reviews from critics. AND IF YOU READ THE REVIEWS ON YOUR BELOVED RT.COM YOU'LL SEE THAT THEIR BIGGEST COMPLAINT IS THAT IT DOSN'T HAVE THE SINGER TOUCH, NOT THAT HE SUCKS AT STORY TELLING. People are just used to Brian Singer's rendition on the X-Men in my opinion, so please quit using the movie critics as an argument, cause it's total BS.
Oh yeah, heres something I think most of us can enjoy, but i'm sure ShadowBoxing will take it as a slap to the face for making fun of the X-men
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934651591022114445