The Wisdom of Mr. Chef

[Master Chief]

I figure if someone who like, sucks ass can get their own advice thread, why not me? KkKkkKkKkK.

AsK AwAy!

oh btw, What's the deal with tomatoes, they're just reatrded apples! lol

 

[Logan's Runt]

Tell me!

What should I do with my life?

I like stuff.

kthnxbi

 

[Master Chief]

you should get lots of moneys so then you could do lots of stuffs, lol! iShouldf. fromipID.

 

[QueerMike]

you should get lots of moneys so then you could do lots of stuffs, lol! iShouldf. fromipID.

That is bad advice....

Strike one.

 

[Majik1387]

I thought this thread was relating to South Park.

 

[chaseter]

I thought this thread was relating to South Park.

Me too

 

[BatSpider]

I thought this thread was relating to South Park.

same

 

[AndThePickles]

Do you luffles me?

Do you like chocolate?

What should I do tonight?

 

[spike spiegel]

These are worse than the Ask A Certain Ethnicity Threads.

 

[Master Chief]

That is bad advice....

Strike one.

It's advice from wisdom, there's nobetter.

I thought this thread was relating to South Park.

LoL he's not MR. Chef, I'm mr chef!

Me too

same

WhahHAhhahAHhahha

Do you luffles me?

Do you like chocolate?

What should I do tonight?

Yea yea and YEEEAhaHHhh get crunk!!

These are worse than the Ask A Certain Ethnicity Threads.

WeRd up Spike shagetts.

 

[Logan's Runt]

you should get lots of moneys so then you could do lots of stuffs, lol! iShouldf. fromipID.

If I get lots of moneys for the doing of lots of stuffs, will you do said stuffs with me and my moneys?

 

[Mee]

Not you too MC...

 

[Master Chief]

If I get lots of moneys for the doing of lots of stuffs, will you do said stuffs with me and my moneys?

hlelll yeah! + iWill have moneys too and it will be like 2xAmOunt that's frikin' CRAAAAZY.

Not you too MC...

it's k I haven't sold out

 

[Twin2]

Well since this is the wisdom of a chef, how's the best way to make a gunshot omelette?

 

[Master Chief]

Well since this is the wisdom of a chef, how's the best way to make a gunshot omelette?

Make the omelette then like, put that stuff in the middle and fold it, then put it onto a plate, lol!

or like make 2 omelletes then sandwich that middle stuff with them, LOL!!!

 

[bullets]

Well since this is the wisdom of a chef, how's the best way to make a gunshot omelette?

I never had one before so i looked it up and it appears to be disgusting

 

[Avangarde]

I figure if someone who like, sucks ass can get their own advice thread, why not me? KkKkkKkKkK.

AsK AwAy!

oh btw, What's the deal with tomatoes, they're just reatrded apples! lol

Hey you're a chef as well?

 

[PWN3R]

Give me advice Cheefz. I dunno what for, you decide.

I'm waiting.

 

[Master Chief]

Hey you're a chef as well?

FriK YEHAHhAHH!!

Give me advice Cheefz. I dunno what for, you decide.

I'm waiting.

you have to write a happier version of Atonment.

 

[Enriquespy]

how to get laid tonigth?

 

[PWN3R]

[BLACKOUT]The guy doesn't die, but looses his arms and legs. Keira Knightly marries a stump. The end.
[/BLACKOUT]

????

 

[PWN3R]

One more thing? How do I become you? I don't want to be more like you, no. I want to become you.

I can has advice?

 

[Master Chief]

how to get laid tonigth?

Get hooked up with some roofies.
or Lik, ask nicely.

[blackout]The guy doesn't die, but looses his arms and legs. Keira Knightly marries a stump. The end.
[/blackout]

????

Way happier, thx

One more thing? How do I become you? I don't want to be more like you, no. I want to become you.

I can has advice?

Be borned on August 2nd, 1990.
Have your parents raise you as a pushover,
whereas on the exterior you're seen as a gentlieman and nice guy.
Hardcore deprive yourself of sleep from the age of 13 to the age of 15.
Then lik, go borderline psychotic.

but if you do this I'm scareds I won't exist after

 

[PWN3R]

Then it'll be like we're both Seann William Scott from Southland Tales.

 

[Superman4ever]

I figure if someone who like, sucks ass can get their own advice thread, why not me? KkKkkKkKkK.

AsK AwAy!

oh btw, What's the deal with tomatoes, they're just reatrded apples! lol

Yet you spelled your name wrong. Is this a tea pot/kettle thing?