I offer you my Pearls of Wisdom

Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Kipobe, May 19, 2006.

  1. Kipobe Registered

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2001
    Messages:
    1,252
    Likes Received:
    0
    Harboring resentment is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die.

    If every thread was a sticky, no thread would be a sticky.

    The greatest wars are from within. Everything else is just a battle.

    Wisdom and knowledge are not interchangeable.

    In order to look down on others you have to elevate yourself. It's easier to be knocked off a ladder than be hurt in a pit.

    jackcool has sex with dmcnx.

    Following the rules by default 10,000 times will never be as good as doing it once with the right motivation.

    Keanu Reeves could do more good in death than he could alive. That's why I mean it when I say I'm killing him for the children.

    A persona is as flimsy as a mask, but just as deceptive.

    Killing people for your country is still killing people. Therefore I think they should legalize killing, and weed.

    If fairytales are an unhealthy escape for kids that can give children a warped perception of life away from the horror that is their current existence, why isn't it banned until age 21 like alcohol?

    Tom Welling sucks. Abaddon is probably Tom Welling.

    Chasing after the eternal "better life" is like the rat on the wheel who works tirelessly to get nowhere.

    If gas was money, I'd have $60 a tank in my back pocket right now.

    If the previous statement made any sense, you wouldn't have read it four times.

    "IF" is the biggest word in the dictionary.

    Purple and blue are basically the same color. Only the gays can tell them apart. Ask yourself, "can I tell them apart?"

    If you spend your life waiting for the good and complaining about the bad, the good never comes. Life is the collective good of what comes between the bad.

    People who hate Canada have either never been there, or have been there. Stupid Canada.

    It's easier to judge quickly than to consider and reason.

    A baby could die without human touch and interaction. Studies have proved that children who've felt unloved and had no touch have actually died. Someone fax this info to China!

    Britney Spears is a horrible mother. She should adopt kids from China.

    Morg is deaf. It's funny for me to laugh at other people's ailments because it affects me not. I may be sensitive to other people's problems if I could sympathize, but until then I remain cold and heartless. That's what makes me such a great person.

    Death happens everyday. I can't be sad when I hear of a celebrity who dies and neither should you be. It's stupid. Get over yourself.

    Danny Elfman is better than you. And so is Robin Meade. But she pales in comparison to Danny. I'd cry if they died.

    My wisdom is limitless. If I kept typing, I could astound you with all kindsa crap, but I choose to quit here because this sucks and I don't wanna do this anymore. Down with the Berlin wall!!
     
  2. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2005
    Messages:
    18,898
    Likes Received:
    3
    Could your wisdom be a little less wordy?
     
  3. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    32,996
    Likes Received:
    1
  4. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2004
    Messages:
    18,767
    Likes Received:
    0
    You had me until the Tom Welling one.
     
  5. Holly Goodhead Registered

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2005
    Messages:
    31,748
    Likes Received:
    0
    Im going to go kill myself.
     
  6. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2003
    Messages:
    43,569
    Likes Received:
    1
    I'll give this thread twenty minutes before Kipobe abandons it completely.

    jag
     
  7. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2004
    Messages:
    46,300
    Likes Received:
    0
    Wait for me!
     
  8. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2004
    Messages:
    18,767
    Likes Received:
    0
    Do it on webcam!
     
  9. Kipobe Registered

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2001
    Messages:
    1,252
    Likes Received:
    0
    Fortunately, I've already done all I have to do in the opening post. I thought about it this time. :cool:
    My wisdom breeds ultimate success! :cool:
     
  10. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2003
    Messages:
    43,569
    Likes Received:
    1
    Why...how shrewd of you!

    jag
     
  11. Son Of Logan Weapon X

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2005
    Messages:
    4,313
    Likes Received:
    0
    I saw Pearls.
    I saw Kipobe.

    I expected a sex joke.

    Oh, yeah...

     
  12. Daisy Gone

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2001
    Messages:
    18,113
    Likes Received:
    11

    Me too. :o
     
  13. Kipobe Registered

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2001
    Messages:
    1,252
    Likes Received:
    0
    I suppose it could've gone that way but I had no real solid direction when I hit post thread.
     
  14. Daisy Gone

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2001
    Messages:
    18,113
    Likes Received:
    11
    Didn't you say you thought about it this time? :confused:
     
  15. user123456789 Registered

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2005
    Messages:
    11,260
    Likes Received:
    0
    what's with all these wisdom threads
     
  16. Kipobe Registered

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2001
    Messages:
    1,252
    Likes Received:
    0
    I didn't say I didn't think, I said I didn't have a direction. But I suppose everything is true in it's own individual way. :confused:

    Edit - whoa, triple negative. Go me. It's only four shy of my record.
     
  17. Kipobe Registered

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2001
    Messages:
    1,252
    Likes Received:
    0
    coincidence

    or the sun is perfectly aligned with the moon, or something:confused:
     
  18. Danalys Sol Invictus

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2002
    Messages:
    12,562
    Likes Received:
    0
    feel better kipobe.
     
  19. Kipobe Registered

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2001
    Messages:
    1,252
    Likes Received:
    0
    I feel okay:confused:
     
  20. Lackey Registered

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2001
    Messages:
    26,800
    Likes Received:
    0
    Never cast your pearls before swine.
     
  21. stryfe Chaos Bringer

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2004
    Messages:
    884
    Likes Received:
    0
    Again, a duel is in order.
     
  22. Danalys Sol Invictus

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2002
    Messages:
    12,562
    Likes Received:
    0
    there's better than okay.
     
  23. user123456789 Registered

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2005
    Messages:
    11,260
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol :up:
     
  24. Daisy Gone

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2001
    Messages:
    18,113
    Likes Received:
    11
    :up:
     
  25. Danalys Sol Invictus

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2002
    Messages:
    12,562
    Likes Received:
    0
    was this ment to be in the turning down offered sex thread.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice
monitoring_string = "afb8e5d7348ab9e99f73cba908f10802"