The Wonder Drug That is Viagra

[The-Dark-Knight]

What a place to mention this, but i was wondering, Viagra how hard are the erections it gives you? how long do they last? and once you've came is that it, or does it stay in your blood stream giving you erections until it wears off?

has anyone used it, what was your experience?

probably not the place to mention it, but i just wondered.

 

[tzarinna]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If the erection lasts for 4 days, go see your doctor.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

if i took them and had a 4 day erection, id be a happy chicken, actually that'd hurt

 

[tzarinna]

Who's the lucky lady?

 

[Matt]

Who's the lucky lady?

Lady? What lady?

:meow:

 

[tzarinna]

I was sure that was going to be the response. t:

 

[Prognosticator]

if i took them and had a 4 day erection, id be a happy chicken, actually that'd hurt

you'd be so dizzy you couldn't walk

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

:meow:

LOL you know i nearly typed that as a joke, but no it's a lady.

 

[Matt]

LOL you know i nearly typed that as a joke, but no it's a lady.

haha good on you. But really, how old are you? Do you have a medical condition? Chances are you don't need viagra and it would probably hurt more than it would help. In all honesty, if you want to keep it up longer or something along those lines, there are condoms with numbing agents in them that would serve you better. Viagra will not improve your performance.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

its not my performance, its first time nerves with a new partner.

 

[Matt]

its not my performance, its first time nerves with a new partner.

If that is the case, it is psychological reasoning behind your inability to...get it up. I still wouldn't recommend viagra.

 

[Dorian Gray]

If the erection lasts for 4 days, go see your doctor.

If you have an erection for that long and you don't know what to do with it you might as well just kill yourself.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I felt the same way but then i discovered amputees

 

[tzarinna]

Ewwwwwwwww.
I was going to eat some ice cream.

 

[Manic]

If the erection lasts for 4 days, go see your doctor.

And learn how to do a damn good hand-stand, because that's the only way you'll be able to take a piss.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Lol

 

[Malus]

I'm 43 years old and never even thought about using it.

But I'm so glad it's been invented for the dark day when I do need it.

 

[Bob Marley]

I knew a kid who once took viagra in school because he was told that it was vicadin, he had a ***** all day and had to put a jacket over his lap while sitting in his desk

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I knew a kid who once took viagra in school because he was told that it was vicadin, he had a ***** all day and had to put a jacket over his lap while sitting in his desk

lol, i bet he got so many odd looks.

 

[Joe Cannibal]

If that is the case, it is psychological reasoning behind your inability to...get it up. I still wouldn't recommend viagra.

Matt, it isn't our job to give him helpful sex advice. It's our job to make fun of his limp noodle.

 

[Babs Gordon]

what i recommend the dark knight is not spring for sex straight away. take some time to get comfortable with each other so it's a natural step. lots of makeouts. plus the with holding could work to your advantage.

 

[Kritish]

what i recommend the dark knight is not spring for sex straight away. take some time to get comfortable with each other so it's a natural step. lots of makeouts. plus the with holding could work to your advantage.

*snort* t:

 

[Superman]

I've got a bottle full of the stuff that someone gave me and have never used it. Don't feel the need to use it, I do fine on my own.

 

[redmarvel]

Only men would consider this a "wonder drug". A drug that may cause a heart attack or other serious problems but will almost guarantee an erection.