The Wrestling Thread Ended Itself Early Because of a Dislocated Finger. - - Part 112

[Pink Ranger]

Let's give it up for how pretty the Wrestling Thread is!

EDIT: Damn you Turambar!

 

[NDX]

Who is Daniel Bryan and what has he done with Bryan Danielson? Man, I honestly never thought I would one day look forward to listening to an AmDrag promo.

 

[Lobo]

I Can't Get Over How Damn Pretty the Wrestling Thread Is.

 

[Pink Ranger]

This "pretty" speech is good, but would be scarier if it was Ryback saying it.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Let's give it up for how pretty the Wrestling Thread is!

EDIT: Damn you Turambar!

t:


You will never, EEEEEEEVVVEERRRR be as quick-witted as me, Pinky!!

 

[DarkSentinel]

I Can't Get Over How Damn Pretty Lobo's Aksana Avvy Is.

Fixed

 

[sweetre15]

Awesome promo and I love how that segment ended with the focus on Bryan.

 

[Lobo]

So how long before Darren Young puts an end to Ryback's bullying ways?

 

[Lobo]

Fixed

She deserves to be on TV

Or for the future thread titles The Wrestling Threads Daddy Wore Polkadots.

 

[DarkSentinel]

She deserves to be on TV in a Bra & Panties Match with Layla

Fixed

And I agree, Lobo, fantastic idea t:

 

[Lobo]

from SummerSlam Axxess

 

[DarkSentinel]

Paul Heyman's enunciation is breathtaking.

 

[DarkSentinel]

from SummerSlam Axxess

I'd love to have access to that summer slam

 

[Lobo]

Can we please get Corey Graves or someone to replace Axel as Heyman's guy?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Aw c'mon, I actually like Axel. I eagerly await the day he joins the Nation of Domination and becomes referred to as The Axe.

 

[Lobo]

Oh Curtis should get the axe

 

[NDX]

Can we please get Corey Graves or someone to replace Axel as Heyman's guy?

I'd take a dirty mop missing some strands over McSillyputty.

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

How is Ziggy not broken in half?

 

[NDX]

How is Ziggy not broken in half?

Unlike McSillyPutty, he's made of actual silly putty.

 

[DarkSentinel]

All y'all just hatin' on Axel and his stupendous beard

 

[Lobo]

The way he bounces around, I thought Ziggy was made of flubber.

 

[sweetre15]

I'd love to see an epic feud between Rollins and Ziggler at some point. The Ric Flair/HBK hybrid (Dolph) vs The Jeff Hardy/HBK hybrid (Seth)

 

[Lobo]

So glad JBL just ripped on Sin Cara for being a *****

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

Unlike McSillyPutty, he's made of actual silly putty.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was a human/silly putty hybrid that escaped WWE labs.

 

[NDX]

So glad JBL just ripped on Sin Cara for being a *****

And rightfully so. Vader wrestled 10 minutes with an eyeball hanging out his ****ing head. Sin Cara is a punk ass *****.