The Dark Knight There was a screening of TDK...

[Anita18]

new review

http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/16155928/review/21477208/the_dark_knight

SWEET.

 

[Omega Wizard]

Pretty sure that ones legit...

 

[Red Rose]

Nice review.

Wonder why the reviewer gave it 3.5/4 instead of 4/4 though?

 

[Crook]

new review

http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/16155928/review/21477208/the_dark_knight

Michael Caine purrs with sarcastic wit as Bruce's butler, Alfred, who harbors a secret that could crush his boss's spirit.

Whhaaa??

 

[Anita18]

Whhaaa??

It could be the Burma story that we know about.

I'm pretty sure it's not like, some explosive family secret.

 

[Sharkboy]

that one is DEFINATLY legit lol! wow nice review too.

 

[Crook]

It could be the Burma story that we know about.

I'm pretty sure it's not like, some explosive family secret.

You will have to explain. I have no idea what you are referring to.

Oh, and it's nice that this review confirms one thing, to quote Mr. Bond: The b***h is dead.

 

[RoboAmish]

Great glowing review. My fingers are still crossed, but TDK may just have lived up to (my own) enormous expectations!

 

[Sharkboy]

he confirms the jokers fake story about his dad cutting him up, guess the RT review was legit after all.

 

[sasquatchs]

Looks like the Brazillian journalist was right with "You complete me". Sounds much more interesting now than Joker's "Kill the Batman" line implied

 

[Anita18]

You will have to explain. I have no idea what you are referring to.

Spoiler from an article in Total Film. Gary Oldman spills:

Spoiler

Michael Caine as Alfred tells a story to Bruce Wayne in the movie. They were in Burma, or somewhere like that, and these jewels were stolen and they were asked to track them down, because they could never find the stones. And he says that years later he saw a kid at a road side, playing with a ruby, like, the size of a tangerine, and they realised that guy had stolen these things, then thrown them away - he did it for the sport. Bruce says to him, "Did you ever track down that guy?" and he replies, "Yeah, we burnt the forest, scorched the earth and got him."

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=14977107&postcount=73

 

[Crook]

Spoiler from an article in Total Film. Gary Oldman spills:

Spoiler

Michael Caine as Alfred tells a story to Bruce Wayne in the movie. They were in Burma, or somewhere like that, and these jewels were stolen and they were asked to track them down, because they could never find the stones. And he says that years later he saw a kid at a road side, playing with a ruby, like, the size of a tangerine, and they realised that guy had stolen these things, then thrown them away - he did it for the sport. Bruce says to him, "Did you ever track down that guy?" and he replies, "Yeah, we burnt the forest, scorched the earth and got him."

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=14977107&postcount=73

Isn't that last line meant to be metaphorical? Anyway, I don't know how that's much of a secret that Alfie feels to hide. Doesn't seem all that important to his character.

 

[hegele]

that ones fake to. how do i know? he only gave it three and a half stars. not four. /sarcasm

sounds great.

 

[Octoberist]

my lord. the rotten tomatoes review was true..ALONG with that Brazilian 'review' from 3 months ago!! waah!

http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/16155928/review/21477208/the_dark_knight

 

[Omega Wizard]

God, everyone here was such a dick about the reviews a while ago. Now theyre eating there words.

 

[Wedge A.]

Whhaaa??

I'm willing to bet Alfred's sick.

 

[Swordmaster]

I'm willing to bet Alfred's sick.

Alfred's not sick.

He's dying.

 

[Wedge A.]

Alfred's not sick.

He's dying.

I meant terminal illness.

 

[Carnotaur3]

Alfred: I'm gay, Master Bruce.
Bruce: Certainly explains your sneaking into my room last night.

 

[Anita18]

Isn't that last line meant to be metaphorical? Anyway, I don't know how that's much of a secret that Alfie feels to hide. Doesn't seem all that important to his character.

He probably feels that telling Bruce the story will break his spirit, like the RS review mentions.

 

[Eggyman]

 

[Anita18]

LOL the gif lagged a bit for me, and I was then "Ohhhhhh...."

EGGY! t:

 

[Eggyman]

I am at work. Not doing a thing lol. This is all too much for me. I want to cry, I want to weep, I want to take my clothes off and dance in the street.

:eggasms:

 

[ActuallyRobin]

I am at work. Not doing a thing lol. This is all too much for me. I want to cry, I want to weep, I want to take my clothes off and dance in the street.

:eggasms:

does an egg crack when the eggasm?

 

[Anita18]

I am at work. Not doing a thing lol. This is all too much for me. I want to cry, I want to weep, I want to take my clothes off and dance in the street.

:eggasms:

How would an egg dance? Just wiggle around on your big end?