They Should Make That Movie!

[MadVillainy]

I wanna see a movie about Haitian Jack

I dont know if Im allowed to post the story but Google "The UnAuthorized Jack Story" it's a pretty long article but it's a pretty insane story. I think everyone would be interested but especially if your a fan of rap during the 90s/Tupac/Bad Boy era to the mid 2000s.

Long story short, he was born to Haitian politicians who became broke when they had to flee to America. Eventually Jack became a stick up kid who used to rob drug dealers like Omar in The Wire, allegedly became one of the biggest gangsters in the music industry.

He knew Madonna and had secret sexual pictures of her. Jack also allegedly had something to do with Tupac's rape case and first shooting. Jack also had some dealings with 50 Cent. He also was allegedly the only man Mike Tyson feared. Rumor has it that he was so feared that Puff Daddy/Diddy/Sean Combs/Whatever the Hell was so afraid of Jack that he gave him $10,000 and his own rolex on sight.

Funnily enough he was named Man of the Yearby a Foster Care program for all the money he helped raised. He even met President Clinton

Jack eventually, again allegedly, became a rat with the FBI in order to not be deported. The feds wanted to use him to remove organized crime from the music industry.

I could really seeing a movie playing out like part American Hustle and part Goodfellas/The Wolf of Wall Street.

I'd really want Scorsese to make this. Ive always wanted to see him do a black gangster movie.

 

[Thundarr]

I've ALWAYS wished they'd do an action thriller film where a big time actor (Preferably Liam Neeson, Will Smith, Stallone, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis etc.) literally plays him (or her)self and is thrust into a crazy "Die Hard-esque" situation. Sort of like This is the End but more of an action thriller where let's say Will Smith is at a bank or a train station and it is being held hostage and now its up to the real life Will Smith (or insert your favorite action hero) to save the day. I think it could be very satirical and fun to see what these guys whose whole lives revolve around PLAYING heroes on film would do if something like this happened to them in real life.

It's been done, it's called JCVD.

 

[Thundarr]

Voltron!

He said "No remakes or adaptations" in the opening post.

 

[Pink Ranger]

A biopic of Jim Henson, but slightly fantastical and surreal, like Big Fish or Heavenly Creatures, that affectionately blurs the line between Henson's creations and the perception of them as being real. Like Jim is just doing some random stuff in his workshop one day all by himself, and then suddenly the puppets around him start dancing and singing.

Ryan Gosling as Jim and David Cross as Frank Oz.

Romantic comedy starring Henry Cavill and Matt Bomer.

Knowing Hollywood, they'd be competing with each other for the affections of Mindy Kaling.

 

[gwynplaine]

I want a new great Horror Anthology Film in the vein of "Creepshow."

 

[Thundarr]

A Chuck Norris movie, where Chuck does everything from those "True Facts About Chuck Norris" books (shooting down a fighter jet by pointing his finger at it and saying "Bang!", recharging his cell phone by rubbing it against his beard, killing a rattle snake by letting it bite him, etc).

A science fiction space war movie loosely based on the short story The Sentry. A peaceful, highly advanced alien race is attacked by mysterious invaders. The aliens fight back. At the movie's climax, the movie's hero kills a soldier, makes a comment on how ugly the species is, then the camera pans over to the invader's body and it's revealed to be a human from Earth.

 

[Vaibow]

Earth, having been ravished by an ice age is back to square one. Pockets of human life dotted around the globe are emerging from the underground with only stories of their ancestors and their amazing lifestyle/technoloy.

As centuries past, civilization is basic, but utilizing the land the earth once again looks a peaceful, beautiful place. Wooden ships cut through the ocean and animals take the brunt of the loads on land.

One evening, a star appears and the heavens open and advanced humanoid e.t make first contact with the 'primitive' in comparison earthlings.

They are worshipped as gods, due to the advancements they bring, even creating a hybrid race to mine gold and minerals for their own means.

They erect temples and statues to thank these new comers and life is completely different - they have computers, health care, technology that was only that of legend. Earth looks like a parallel earth of today.

These E.T have long gone though, but they warned them an ice age would return and to best prepare - unfortunately, only a few did.

A privatized scientific group sent a satellite containing a time capsule to orbit earth, with evidence of their life and the lessons learnt, both political and commercial.

Few religious groups buried in chambers large amounts of scriptures and scrolls, detailing these gods and for warning of times ahead.

Eventually the ice came and re set earth.

With that, it rest the clock. 0000

Present day 2015 and NASA, having monitored and boarded an E.T satellite orbiting the earth they found back in the 1940's reveal to the nations it's contents and how it changes everything.

 

[Thundarr]

While the opening post mentioned that there were to be no movie remakes or adaptations of books, comics, or TV shows listed in this thread, I just thought I would share this little tidbit with you guys.

One film I have long wanted to see get made is a live action adaptation of Thundarr The Barbrian. To that end I have taken it upon myself to write a screenplay for such a film, and am currently trying to shoot some select scenes from my script to edit together into a fan-made trailer which I can show producers when I send out my query letters.

While looking for actors to play the key roles in the movie trailer, someone from the cast of Game Of Thrones answered one of my Craigslist ads, saying that he was interested in playing Ookla The Mok. The actor in question? Mark "Conan" Stevens (aka Sir Gregor on GoT). He also played one of the orcs in The Hobbit Trilogy, and the Man-Thing in the Marvel film by the same name. Seriously, a guy with these kinds of credentials wants to be in MY movie. How cool is that?

 

[sueb1863]

I'd like to see someone do an adaptation of the sci-fi novel "Little Fuzzy". It would be easy to do now with CGI, and the marketing potential with cute little furry aliens that may or may not be sapient would be incredlble!

 

[Jochimus]

Movies I'd like to see get made (this is pure fantasy, of course):

1) A space-invasion movie where:
- the attack is biochemical rather than military, so no amount of tanks and jet fighters are going to be able to do squat;
- the biochemical attack causes giganticism in pest populations - not just insects, but rodents too;
- the invasion succeeds in infesting the entire world;
- the whole world gets incurably Cronenberged as a result.

2) A Spaghetti Western set on another planet. Not some George Lucas-derived space adventure hopping from planet to planet on a hyperdrive and wisecracks, but set beginning to end in and around a single settlement on another world, where the townsfolk of various species depending on their place in the social order (landowners, slaves, natives) are embroiled in a classic Western-trope plot - a shady land deal, a gang of bandits that won't leave, etc. - and the cold and brutally-efficient Eastwood-type hero seems robotic because he actually IS robotic.

3) A shark movie where not only does the shark turn out to be the primary sympathetic character of the film, but also gets away at the end.

 

[Spider2099]

Tommy Wiseau should make another movie. That's all.

 

[Pink Ranger]

While looking for actors to play the key roles in the movie trailer, someone from the cast of Game Of Thrones answered one of my Craigslist ads, saying that he was interested in playing Ookla The Mok. The actor in question? Mark "Conan" Stevens (aka Sir Gregor on GoT). He also played one of the orcs in The Hobbit Trilogy, and the Man-Thing in the Marvel film by the same name. Seriously, a guy with these kinds of credentials wants to be in MY movie. How cool is that?

Dude, really? As someone who knows your Thundarr adventures fairly well, that is awesome. Just be careful not to blow your entire production budget on just feeding that guy. t:

 

[Victarion]

I need a straight adaption of Resident Evil 4. That thing makes an art of jumping the shark.

 

[Thundarr]

Dude, really? As someone who knows your Thundarr adventures fairly well, that is awesome. Just be careful not to blow your entire production budget on just feeding that guy. t:

LOL! I doubt I can even afford to fly him over to Canada from his home in Thailand. Incidentally, his appetite is what gave him the nickname "Conan". He had just finished a huge workout and was ravenously hungry, so he fired up his barbeque and threw every piece of meat he had in his fridge onto the grill. Steaks, chicken, fish, lamb, pork, sausages, everything. A buddy of his came over while he was in the middle of his meal and commented that it looked like a scene from Conan The Barbarian. Then he and his friend went to the pub for a pint and met up with some more friends of his. Then they started flirting with some girls at the pub. When one of them asked him his name, his buddy said "He's Conan!" And the name just stuck.

But the fact that a celebrity (or at least a minor celebrity) has expressed interest in starring in my movie gives me some ammunition to use in my query letters to production studios when it comes time to try and get the full feature made. That's almost as good as having a large part of the production budget already raised.

 

[RaymondFaulkner]

That's great if they come together in such movie.Both have very nice body. But they have alraedy done one movie together.

 

[AndrewGilkison]

In action movie where a sweet girl who hates violence and wouldn't hurt a fly is suddenly having to become almost an 80's style action hero in order to save her own life from people trying to kill her.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Metal Gear Solid!

and

just for fun.

 

[gwynplaine]

This

And this

 

[Rowsdower!]

And this

Looks like a certain superhero team leader forgot his pants when he left the house today. t:

 

[Art_of_Crime]

I want to see The Expendables East with
Tony Jaa
Donnie Yen
Jackie Chan
Jet Li
Sammo Hung

 

[CaptainWagner]

Mr Pot and Mr Kettle

An action comedy starring Anthony Mackie and Ewan McGregor as rival spies. They are sent to the site of a major negotiation between their respective nations and a small third, previously obscure country that has recently discovered a huge supply of oil. Each spy is tasked with discovering the opposing nation's negotiation tactics and turning the tables in their own favor, all the while preventing their rival from doing the same. At its core, it would be a satire on international politics, particularly how various countries are "outraged" by the same types of espionage that they themselves utilize.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Zac Efron as Earthworm Jim

 

[queendarkness12]

I wanna see a movie about Haitian Jack

I dont know if Im allowed to post the story but Google "The UnAuthorized Jack Story" it's a pretty long article but it's a pretty insane story. I think everyone would be interested but especially if your a fan of rap during the 90s/Tupac/Bad Boy era to the mid 2000s.

Long story short, he was born to Haitian politicians who became broke when they had to flee to America. Eventually Jack became a stick up kid who used to rob drug dealers like Omar in The Wire, allegedly became one of the biggest gangsters in the music industry.

He knew Madonna and had secret sexual pictures of her. Jack also allegedly had something to do with Tupac's rape case and first shooting. Jack also had some dealings with 50 Cent. He also was allegedly the only man Mike Tyson feared. Rumor has it that he was so feared that Puff Daddy/Diddy/Sean Combs/Whatever the Hell was so afraid of Jack that he gave him $10,000 and his own rolex on sight.

Funnily enough he was named Man of the Yearby a Foster Care program for all the money he helped raised. He even met President Clinton

Jack eventually, again allegedly, became a rat with the FBI in order to not be deported. The feds wanted to use him to remove organized crime from the music industry.

I could really seeing a movie playing out like part American Hustle and part Goodfellas/The Wolf of Wall Street.

I'd really want Scorsese to make this. Ive always wanted to see him do a black gangster movie.

This would be a great movie and I'll pay to see it. However, this could be the kind of movie the music industry will be afraid off and some people will find controversial due to the nature of this story.

Wow....even the story itself is shocking and something Scorsese would like to take on. If done, this could be an Oscar caliber movie.

I'd cast Jamie Foxx as Mike Tyson, Hilary Swank as Madonna and Wesley Snipes as P Diddy.

 

[RiXi]

"My Name is William Campbell"/"Paul is Dead"/"Faul"

Drama

Following the death of Ringo Starr (only in the movie, of course. Let's hope it doesn't happen anytime soon in real life), Paul McCartney is the only Beatle alive. He feels is time already to tell the truth, so he asks for a huge TV interview where he shocks everybody: Paul McCartney has been dead for many years, his real name is William Campbell and he's about to reveal every single detail about this unbelievable secret.

Starring:
Paul McCartney as William Campbell
James Mcavoy as Paul McCartney/young William Campbell
Tom Hiddleston as John Lennon
Daniel Radcliffe as George Harrison
Simon Helberg as Ringo Starr

No, i do not believe this stupid rumour. Yet, it'd be a really interesting movie.

 

[Octoberist]

Tommy Wiseau should make another movie. That's all.

How is making money btw? Still from from the DVD sales?