Things you find funny but no one else seems to

[Shedhut]

I was at a party on saturday. When everybody was having a good time cracking up on jokes I decided to contribute sth. to the sweet atmosphere. So I borrowed a shoe from a friend, put it on the table and started to blow smoke from my cigarette into it. It went like this:

me: "What is it?"

friends: "..."

me: "a palestinian at the bus-stop."

friends: "..."

 

[JayCaz]

The Majority of my friends don't "get" The Mighty Boosh or The League of Gentlemen, whereas I love em.






Losers.

 

[ttotheusher]

The Majority of my friends don't "get" The Mighty Boosh or The League of Gentlemen, whereas I love em.






Losers.

"Ah, the wind, my only friend."

"I Hate You..."

 

[JayCaz]

"Shut up wind!"

 

[LondonGirl]

Thank God for this thread!!

There are plenty of things I find funny heres one

friend: Could you tell me where you got the video from?

other friend: No.

friend: why?

other friend: cus you smell

me: AHHAHAHAHA

friend: if you find that funny then you must have a very sad life

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

I find it funny when people complain about the lines in a grocery store, retail department, or about waiting in general. What is sOoOo important? 15 minutes isn't a big deal.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I love seeing dogs acting like humans. Specifically "Queenie in trouble"

 

[AndThePickles]

The scene in the Longest Yard(recent remake) where the team keeps passing the ball back and forth to each other and the commentator keeps making this "whoop" sound. Slayed me in the theater but nobody else but Pickles and I were laughing

Haha :heart:

That reminds me of the drumsticks scene in Stepbrothers when that crazy dramatic noise played and i laughed so hard I cried

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Fonejacker

Everyone loves Fonejacker Eejit.

 

[Sawyer]

Michael Richards, post-Seinfeld.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

I always laugh at the squirrels around my house. They're completely unafraid of humans(probably because I occasionally feed them). They just stare like you're invading their property, even though their home is in your yard. It doesn't matter. When I'm under a lot of stress, it's relaxing the watch some of their antics.

 

[AndThePickles]

I always laugh at the squirrels around my house. They're completely unafraid of humans(probably because I occasionally feed them). They just stare like you're invading their property, even though their home is in your yard. It doesn't matter. When I'm under a lot of stress, it's relaxing the watch some of their antics.

Haha, I love squirrel antics! When I was in college, my favorite thing to do while walking around campus was watch the squirrels. There was one that was blind in one eye and would GLARE at me with its good one. Another time, I swear I saw a squirrel drag a dead squirrel carcass up a tree

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Yeah, the aggressive ones are great. I put some plastic bubble wrap outside once and one of the squirrels would not stop trying to pop it. HI-LAR-I-OUS. It entertained me for a good ten minutes. That was worthy of a few walnuts and some pecans.

 

[Dark Victory]

I seem to be the only one that likes Me, Myself, and Irene.

 

[Mike_D202]

You mean an imaginary weird look?

Had to think about that one for a minute before my brain processed it, its 3 o'clock in the morning. Swine.