Things you still can't do

[Monster]

Then I'm glad that my job(or anything I do) doesn't require me to wear one.
On a side note....I couldn't work in an office, sitting there all day behind a computer, having to look all professional and what not. I just couldn't...to me it sounds worse than the down and dirty job I have now.

I actually enjoy office work, I'm not always sat on my desk.

As an IT Assistant I'm always round and about fixing problems with computers, it helps me interact a lot with people as I'm not a very out-going person.

We all do have different jobs, people have different tastes

 

[Damien Rage]

Haha, seems like it's a very charming place.

Are you on the forums whilst at the hotel then?

Yeah I'm not paiting a pretty picture of where I work =(
LMAO I'm sure it's really not that bad, I'm just anal retentive about things neat and tidy. Seriously. If someone puts a thing back on the spice rack and it is not perfectly in line (topic) I can't let it go. I have to fix it. It's like an itch. I'm OCD like that...I got issuses.

So (topic) I can't say where it is.

No I'm at home.

 

[Monster]

I understand the privacy.

Do you go on the forums at work then?

 

[Damien Rage]

Sometimes on my lunch break. We have comuters in the cafeteria.

 

[Monster]

My Manager loves blocking the forum at work, I always get past the web blocker.

Lol.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

No matter how many times I try, I just still cannot snap my fingers.

 

[Monster]

Snap them in what way? In half? Eurgh.

 

[redmarvel]

I still can't put on the brakes when I'm roller blading... Then again, I have difficulty putting on the brakes when I do other things too...

 

[bell110]

I can't do the finger whistle. I can whistle the normal way, through puckered lips. I can also whistle using my tongue to the roof of my mouth. Other people seem to not be able to do that, so I guess it balances out.

I can throw a football and shoot a basketball, but when I try to throw a baseball I look awkward and can't aim for ****.

I can't dive. I also can't stop while skiing. I'm good at dodging objects though.

 

[terry78]

I still can't put on the brakes when I'm roller blading... Then again, I have difficulty putting on the brakes when I do other things too...

You ask your gentleman caller if that's the gearshift in the floor or is he just happy to see you, don't you?

 

[DBella]

i know how to tie a tie
i can snap 2 fingers at the same time

i can't drive
i also can never get to work on time
i can't do the finger whistles
i can't roll my tongue or my r's

Why can't you drive?

I can't make myself fall asleep

Does that mean you don't sleep at all?

That needs practice. It's not comfortable but at least your behind isn't touching the seat where other bare bottoms have touched.

Actually you do.......freaky......maybe you're WW...

I can't ride a bike..........well I can...but not very well.....at all....ride into the ditch every once in awhile....

Can you children ride a bike?

I can't play a guitar....but I never tried to learn....

That's the only reason you can't play, because you've never tried.

I can't speak spanish(well not beyond some key words and phrases)...which would be good....

I think as we get older, it gets harder to learn a new language.

Whistling, Snapping, and tying come natural to me......

Show off!

you're hotter :heart:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You all have a lot of work to do.

 

[DV8]

You've seen her

no

I can't snap my fingers. I mean, I can go through the motions but there's no sound

hahaha, 'Lol' at picturing you trying

i can't stop picturing everyone naked

pervert!!


do go on, though . . .

 

[DV8]

that looks rough . . . pry gonna be a little harder to go with your pants on and all

you know who you look like, btw?

Bruce Willis' daughter from The Last Boyscout

 

[kane9321]

cant tie a tie...pisses me off

 

[kane9321]

ohh shyte thank you

 

[Alexia Dark]

I can't... roll my 'r's or snap my fingers.

 

[Symbiotic]

I can't... roll my 'r's or snap my fingers.

Same.

 

[Immortalfire]

I can't... roll my 'r's or snap my fingers.

I finally learned to snap my fingers at 18. Whistling was at 14.

 

[DV8]

I'm surprised nobody on here has said 'make a female orgasm yet'

 

[terry78]

that looks rough . . . pry gonna be a little harder to go with your pants on and all

you know who you look like, btw?

Bruce Willis' daughter from The Last Boyscout

I thought you were gonna say she looks like Rumer. I would have been like, low blow.

 

[DV8]

I thought you were gonna say she looks like Rumer. I would have been like, low blow.

haha, that would have been out of line; Rumer looks just like Bruce Willis . . . poor girl

 

[DBella]

I'm surprised nobody on here has said 'make a female orgasm yet'

Why don't you be the first?

 

[DV8]

Why don't you be the first?

well . . . there was that one time

 

[DV8]

I'm still not sure how to do a tune-up on my car . . . I'm gonna learn as soon as I get it out of the shop though