Things your Parents never taught you - but should have

[Deaths Head II]

I never had the sex talk. When I did learn that girls were different I spent many years wondering how.

My dad never taught me how to tie a tie and I still really don't know how.

 

[chaseter]

I went to college having no idea I'm suppose to tip the pizza delivery boy. To this day I still wonder if I'm doing it right

You pay them in sex.

 

[the amazing fro]

To this day I still have no idea how to piss in a urinal.