This is a Joke Thread.

[SuperFerret]

Post jokes here.




Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

To get to the other side.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Knock knock.

 

[SuperFerret]

Who's there?

 

[Guts]

You

 

[OriginalMiles]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

To get to the idiot's house.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I got a joke for ya.



Sawyer.

 

[Sawyer]

We'll see how hard you're laughing when I'm bathing in your blood.




*notices frightened looks*

 

[Human Torch]

So,a guy walks up to me yesterday.He says,"Buddy,I haven't eaten in three days."

I said to him 'I wish I had your willpower!'

 

[DarkSentinel]

We'll see how hard you're laughing when I'm bathing in your blood.




*notices frightened looks*

*Hands Sawyer a bag of my donated blood*


Make me laugh, funny man.

 

[Duran Man]

What did the olive say after it fell off the table?

Spoiler

No worries. Ol live.

 

[DarkSentinel]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

 

[Human Torch]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

I don't know,DS.What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?t:

 

[DarkSentinel]

'Elephino

 

[Human Torch]

'Elephino

 

[Duran Man]

 

[Human Torch]

I gotta tell ya,my girlfriend has very expensive taste.Her clothes must cost a fortune.

Every time I go over her house,she's got a guy in the closet standing guard!

 

[DarkSentinel]

That's no joke, bruh, I think she's cheating on us.

 

[DarkSentinel]

What's the deal with airline food?

 

[Piper Maru]

Did anyone lose a bunch of twenties rolled up in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

 

[DarkSentinel]

What happens to a Brony when you take it to the Vatican?

Nothing, because Bronies have no souls.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

El Rhino.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

 

[DarkSentinel]

No, Aziz. No.

*throws feces*

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Sign in a bar: "We like our beers like we like our violence. Domestic"

 

[OriginalMiles]

Knock knock.