This is NOT possible!! I failed!

[titan101]

This..this isn't happening!! How could I lose!?! I'm, Bison, I CAN'T LOSE!! I've already mastered Soul Calibur but Street Fighter is where I'm from. You guys don't get it. I, BISON, originated from Street Fighter and I lost!! It's like a Mexican losing in a taco contest to an Asian. That SHOULD NOT HAPPEN!

what about mortal kombat?

 

[wolfsfang]

what about mortal kombat?

now THAT is a game!!!

I love MORTAL KOMBAT, esp SCORPION. Scorpion is to me what Bison is to Bison. I own the game when I'm Scorpion, nobody can beat me (well okay lots of people can)...but I totally rock when I am ole skull head

 

[FunBobPants]

I, BISON, am the KING of Street Fighter!! Just a few minutes ago the Asian boyfriend who's girlfriend I convinced to become a stripper just kicked my ass in EVERY Street Fighter Alpha game in existence!! Including the Gold version of Alpha 2 and Alpha 3!!

I picked every character I mastered, but it didn't seem to matter. He would toss me all over the arena like a rag doll! I finally resorted to picking myself in every Street Fighter Alpha: Anthology (which just debuted btw) game and he whooped me like nobodiez bizniz, yo!! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!! HOW COULD I BE BEATEN!!

What do I have left to live for now? There's no reason to live.....no reason to live....no...reason...to live.

no, you moron. as much of a jerk you are, i dont want to see your brain splattered over your apartment floor. anyone who does is just a heartless bastard.

 

[Iceman]

I, BISON, am the KING of Street Fighter!! Just a few minutes ago the Asian boyfriend who's girlfriend I convinced to become a stripper just kicked my ass in EVERY Street Fighter Alpha game in existence!! Including the Gold version of Alpha 2 and Alpha 3!!

I picked every character I mastered, but it didn't seem to matter. He would toss me all over the arena like a rag doll! I finally resorted to picking myself in every Street Fighter Alpha: Anthology (which just debuted btw) game and he whooped me like nobodiez bizniz, yo!! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!! HOW COULD I BE BEATEN!!

What do I have left to live for now? There's no reason to live.....no reason to live....no...reason...to live.

I feel your pain.

There is nothing quite as damaging as losing at Street Fighter with your best characters.

Back to the dojo son.

 

[wolfsfang]

no, you moron. as much of a jerk you are, i dont want to see your brain splattered over your apartment floor. anyone who does is just a heartless bastard.

Whose brain?

Now I'm actually interested in something

 

[FunBobPants]

i was talking to Bison

 

[wolfsfang]

i was talking to Bison

Okay.

Yeah your right it would not be nice to see his brains splattered all over the floor.

I'm sure in due time he will get over it and realise that life is more imprtant than a game

 

[Knives122]

You know this isnt the first time Bison has lost. Remember the Street Fighter 2: the animated movie?

just another fact that proves he sucks

 

[CatClaw92]

I, BISON, am the KING of Street Fighter!! Just a few minutes ago the Asian boyfriend who's girlfriend I convinced to become a stripper just kicked my ass in EVERY Street Fighter Alpha game in existence!! Including the Gold version of Alpha 2 and Alpha 3!!

I picked every character I mastered, but it didn't seem to matter. He would toss me all over the arena like a rag doll! I finally resorted to picking myself in every Street Fighter Alpha: Anthology (which just debuted btw) game and he whooped me like nobodiez bizniz, yo!! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!! HOW COULD I BE BEATEN!!

What do I have left to live for now? There's no reason to live.....no reason to live....no...reason...to live.

i dont even know who you are

 

[wolfsfang]

i dont even know who you are

He is someone who likes Street Fighter (and M. Bison) just a little too much

 

[Iceman]

He is someone who likes Street Fighter (and M. Bison) just a little too much

Too much?

That's not possible.

 

[JackBauer]

don't feel bad, Bison. there's always someone better.

 

[U.S War Machine]

I know i've been saying this alot but play Marvel vs. Capcom I think it's a better game.

 

[T]

I know i've been saying this alot but play Marvel vs. Capcom I think it's a better game.

Perhaps, but Street Fighter II paved the way

 

[MBU]

Why do we get our asses kicked ? To get up & kick ass back

 

[bulok]

I suck at all video games. That's why I don't play anything multiplayer anymore. Ever.

That's because you're not actually Asian.

 

[Ronny Shade]

That's probably true.

 

[E. Bison]

Well?...I've officially moved back into my mother's house and currently crying myself to sleep in my old room which is empty. Empty....like my life is right now. I can't even look at joysticks without shedding a tear and sobbing afterwards. My parents have decided to help me get some counseling and I should be able to pick myself up again afterwards. Man...this is worse than the time I got beat up by a fat girl swinging a 4 foot ***** at me at that Toys 'R' Us that one time.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Wow... from King of the Arcade fighters, and master of the art of using the Jedi mind trick on young woman and making them strippers to living with your parents and getting therapy...

Kids, this truly is your brain on drugs!

 

[E. Bison]

Don't judge me!! Only the horses can judge me!!

 

[POWdER-man]

Poor Bison, someone let the cat out of bag...

Everyone starting losing against you on purpose because of the last time you had a hissy fit when you lost...No one should see a grown man crying like a school girl...

 

[E. Bison]

Poor Bison, someone let the cat out of bag...

Everyone starting losing against you on purpose because of the last time you had a hissy fit when you lost...No one should see a grown man crying like a school girl...

 

[Drakon]

Poor Bison, someone let the cat out of bag...

Everyone starting losing against you on purpose because of the last time you had a hissy fit when you lost...No one should see a grown man crying like a school girl...

Or dressed like one.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I can't believe I used to idolize Bison.
He should make haste and give his name to someone who is worthy of it.

 

[POWdER-man]

Yeah what's going on with all the oldbies? Between Jonty's Nephew and Bison's breakdown, it's unnerving to watch...

Or dressed like one.

You swore you wouldn't bring that up again...