this will make you feel old

[Speedball]

HAHAHA!!!
It gave me brain cancer.

 

[JAK®]

I just got a new cousin this month. When she is 20, my age now, I will be 40 years old.

 

[Wolfwood]

****, I need to sit down and take this all in. Oh, wait, I'm already sitting. Damn my old age forgetfulness.

 

[Diamondhead]

Are... are you on drugs? or Charlie Sheen? or both?

Absolutely not .
in fact i came back to erase my post but now it's too late.
you guys are luky and you don't even know how lucky!
"i might as well go all the way then" (in order not to make a fool of me)
try the equation (it's only the tip of the iceberg)

749 will equal 20 at every corner for example 7 + 4 + 9 equals 20. and on top you'll finally amount to 24 which is the twenty-four letter of the alphabets you'll just have to find out the 25th because i don't want to make it to easy for you.
(there's even a 26th)
but the most important is X and Y which is men's chromosomes
by example take a piece of paper and draw x y and z on top of each other
(if you remember the movie davinci code the xyz will remind you of something)

you can use this equation to win at the lottery ("for the time being"), it predicts future numbers with accuracy when you know how to use it
you have to find out the date the month and the year and after that just concentrate on the date betweens the 749 x and the other y number
like i told you this is just a tip of the iceberg
and remember this is a gift
and proof that a superior force is controling everything
and remember Diamondhead gave it to you and to the world.
if you become rich beyond your wildest dream you just have to send 10 % of your gain to my cause and you better trust me.
Ah!
I might as well give you the y numbers.
196 it is.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

About the Lord of the Rings: they began casting for the films in 1997.

Power Rangers premiered in 1993; and the Yellow Ranger passed away in 2001 and the Pink Ranger is 40.

I'm only a few birthdays away from that...

 

[Superman 1265]

i like your list man and i'm gonna save it in my computer for the next 10 years
as for me !
I don't believe in aging at all because i keep felling stronger and stronger
at this rate i might become a real life super human being in 50 years then again it might all be in my head though.
And i'm alway careful with that
so don't take too seriously what i'm about to write from personal experience

latetly i've been obsessed with the face of god and i've been wondering
how god would look like as human being !?
About 2 years ago in a hot summer day i was in my car in a mall parking lot
it was a sunday and i was pondering that question
then with all my might all my belief ,i ask looking up the clouds in the sky
i saw a face in the cloud
of course it was a face made of clouds ,and it was incredibly well done
but i could barely believe it !
What ?!
Is this how the face of god looks like
i turn my head away and look at it again
and turn my head away again
in my dismay god face looks like a young person with long dark hair
and it's hard to tell (because the face is winkle free) it could easily be a man as well as a woman
it reminds me of some of the renaissance painting i've seen in some of the books in the library
and i look at the cloud and i saw two other face nearby but they look kind of aliens, one of them looks like a caricature of star trek's otto and the other one had a face full of hair (kind of chubaka with a human face instead of a primate)
i've made a big mistake that day because i didn't have my camera with me to take a picture. And you know what! I would have posted it right here at the superherohype board)

months later it upset me because i turn my head away in my disbelief that god would looks barely like an eighteen years old teenager
i cry a little because i was ashame of not wanting to accept what i saw this sunday afternoon
beside it might not be real because it is said is death to see the face of god
but you know i thought it was worth it
and beside the processus of aging are simply deterioration of our cell structure and god don't have that problem ,
and time is only an illusion
as a matter of fact the earth circle the sun and come back the same place every year, which makes it only one year old
ha ha ha !

But i try again and i've seen different version since then
not nessesarily up in the clouds
because you can see anything you want in the clouds, you name it
and it was maybe all in my head

i like the bearded man version i've seen in the waters
he looks like a younger better looking version of odin

but the one that i like the most appears to me in a vision
it was huge, a giant so huge that i could only see the middle of the face with
glowing beautiful "dark skin" eyes yellow like the sun and dark pupils as if they were made of infinite black hole and a glabella so huge that it makes the incredible hulk's and darkside glabella looks like kids.

tl;dr

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Absolutely not .
in fact i came back to erase my post but now it's too late.
you guys are luky and you don't even know how lucky!
"i might as well go all the way then" (in order not to make a fool of me)
try the equation (it's only the tip of the iceberg)

749 will equal 20 at every corner for example 7 + 4 + 9 equals 20. and on top you'll finally amount to 24 which is the twenty-four letter of the alphabets you'll just have to find out the 25th because i don't want to make it to easy for you.
(there's even a 26th)
but the most important is X and Y which is men's chromosomes
by example take a piece of paper and draw x y and z on top of each other
(if you remember the movie davinci code the xyz will remind you of something)

you can use this equation to win at the lottery ("for the time being"), it predicts future numbers with accuracy when you know how to use it
you have to find out the date the month and the year and after that just concentrate on the date betweens the 749 x and the other y number
like i told you this is just a tip of the iceberg
and remember this is a gift
and proof that a superior force is controling everything
and remember Diamondhead gave it to you and to the world.
if you become rich beyond your wildest dream you just have to send 10 % of your gain to my cause and you better trust me.
Ah!
I might as well give you the y numbers.
196 it is.

http://www.wellness.com/find/psychiatrist

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

stolen from http://thechive.com/2011/05/12/this-wont-make-you-feel-young-35-photos/

.If the Simpsons actually aged, Bart would be 31 by now
.most students have no idea what the save icon actually is
.Clarissa is 35 years old
.The final episode of Teletubbies aired ten years ago
.This year’s 18-year-olds were born in 1993
.the top 5 songs 15 years ago the crossroads
always be my baby,
because you loved me
ironic
nobody knows
.Surge hasn't been sold in 10 yeats
.Elijah Wood is 30. He was 18 when he was cast in The Lord of the Rings
.the pepsi girl is now 19
.the Spice girls are all mid 30 and they're first album is 15 years old
.Macaulay Culkin is 30
.the rugats would all be in they're 20's
.Kurt Cobain has been dead for 17 years
.The first state quarter came out 11 years ago
.American pie was released 12 years ago
.the boy meets world cast are all mid 30's
.Family Guy has been on TV for 12 years
.All 3 Hanson brothers are married with kids
.Goosebumps books were released between 1992 and 1997. There hasn’t been a new one in 14 years
.Aaliyah has been dead for 10 years
.Most kids have no idea what “rewinding” is
.The Macarena is 16 years old
.A new seinfeld episode hasn’t aired in 13 years
.The first commercial with the Taco Bell chihuahua aired 14 years ago. The .chihuahua has been dead for 2 years
.The little girl from Jurrasic Park is 31

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Diamondhead is classic!

 

[Duke]

Diamondhead is classic!

thats understating it. t:

 

[Prison Mike]

About the Lord of the Rings: they began casting for the films in 1997.

Power Rangers premiered in 1993; and the Yellow Ranger passed away in 2001 and the Pink Ranger is 40.

Trini is dead?!

 

[Shemtov]

http://www.wellness.com/find/psychiatrist

Then again, we have to consider ye fact that he might be PRETENDING to be crazy, to get attention.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Trini is dead?!

She died in a car crash. You never heard about this? It was pretty tragic.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Then again, we have to consider ye fact that he might be PRETENDING to be crazy, to get attention.

Then he should still see the psychiatrist, just for slightly different reasons.

 

[Scourge2099]

She died in a car crash. You never heard about this? It was pretty tragic.

Her friend got paralyzed from the neck down too. She was pretty hot.

 

[SuperFerret]

Her friend got paralyzed from the neck down too. She was pretty hot.

Classy.

 

[Scourge2099]

Classy.

I don't see any offense in what I just said. Trini was going to a wedding with her friend and she died and her friend got paralyzed from the neck down. I was saying she was hot and planning on doing many things. People are oversensitive sometimes. Either that or I'm more dead on the inside than I can admit.

 

[SuperFerret]

You just said she was hot, and then sadface. The sadface is very classy. I was commenting on that and now it's apparent that you have a guilty conscience because of what you said.

 

[Scourge2099]

You just said she was hot, and then sadface. The sadface is very classy. I was commenting on that and now it's apparent that you have a guilty conscience because of what you said.

I put the sad face because of the tragedy of the incident. One life was taken and another was changed forever.

 

[SuperFerret]

You really have no idea that I'm messing with you, do you?

 

[SpeterMan3]

I feel old now and I'm only 16...

 

[PyroChamber]

How the years go by.

In 2000 I was 17, in 2011 I'm about to turn 28.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I have 3 children they all rewind.

What do all other children do?

 

[Scourge2099]

How the years go by.

In 2000 I was 17, in 2011 I'm about to turn 28.

I'm pretty depressed that I'm gonna be 30 in 2 years and yet I haven't accomplished s*** really.

 

[SuperFerret]

I have 3 children they all rewind.

What do all other children do?

I don't even rewind anymore.