Three Times A Lady: A Darren Daring Adventure

[Darren Daring]

A dashing young man enters a moonlit room. He's awesome. A man sits at a dask, obscured in shadow. The embers of his cigar provide the only hint that he's there.

Cigar Man: Sit down

The Dashing young man sits down. Awesomely

Cigar Man: You know why you're here?

Dashing Young Man: I know the bones. You wanna gimme the meat?

The Cigar Man is instantly Intimidated. He pulls out a plain manilla folder and slides it across the desk. The Dashing Young Man opens the folder, scans it, and sets it down.

Dashing Young Man: It'll be done.

The Dashing Young Man rises from his chair. He Shakes Cigar Man's hand, and leaps out the window.

A Pretty Secretary enters.

Pretty Secratary: Who was that guy anyway?

Cigar Man: That Was Darren Daring. I wasn't attracted to men until I met him. He may be our only hope.

On the Street Below, Darren Daring lands, breaks both his legs, spends 9 months in Rehab, and then begins his mission: To Kill Erzengel, President of the United States.

To Be Continued, Awesomely, later

 

[Kevin]

... goddamn it... I actually like it.

 

[Kmack]

LMAO! I love it:heart:

 

[Darren Daring]

... goddamn it... I actually like it.

I don't know why you're upset. If you would reference the literature you will find that I am, wait for it, awesome.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can't wait.


But you're never going to finish this, are you

 

[enterthemadness]

your character is stupid. or was he suppose to break his legs? Anywho...good job.

 

[Darren Daring]

Darren Thought it would be an impressive end to the meating if he leapt out the window, consequences be damned!

 

[Darren Daring]

I can't wait.


But you're never going to finish this, are you

Excuse me, is my name Kipobe?

 

[Halcohol]

So, since you are the protagonist, and Erzengel is your antagonist. Right? Since you're awesome, Erzengel would therefore be... not-awesome.

What happens when awesome and not-awesome collide? I can't wait to find out.

 

[Erzengel]

So, since you are the protagonist, and Erzengel is your antagonist. Right? Since you're awesome, Erzengel would therefore be... not-awesome.

What happens when awesome and not-awesome collide? I can't wait to find out.

Ugh, an antagonist doesn't equate to being the complete opposite of the protagonist.

And how could I not be awesome if I'm President of the United States?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Excuse me, is my name Kipobe?

I don't know. Is it?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ugh, an antagonist doesn't equate to being the complete opposite of the protagonist.

And how could I not be awesome if I'm President of the United States?

That's a blatant bait.

 

[Fran]

You gotta add some more people in it, dude, like me

But awesome start, really funny

 

[Darren Daring]

That's it, I'm replcaing you in future installments That's what being a weisenheimer gets you.

 

[Erzengel]

That's it, I'm replcaing you in future installments That's what being a weisenheimer gets you.

But your story is steller and inthralling, it's an honor for me to even be mentioned in it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahahahaha

Dashing Young Man: I know the bones. You wanna gimme the meat?

Awesomely.

 

[Iceman]

Solid start

When is part II?

 

[Fran]

Come on...

*slips $20 into Brodie's hand*

 

[Darren Daring]

But your story is steller and inthralling, it's an honor for me to even be mentioned in it.

I was tlaking abtou Ronny Shade

 

[Darren Daring]

Come on...

*slips $20 into Brodie's hand*

You're on teh cast list

 

[Fran]

Good man.

 

[Kevin]

...you should put me in it... i can be a background character.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

dumbest thing ive ever read

 

[Sofa]

Im a star now.

 

[Darren Daring]

dumbest thing ive ever read

Yuu won't be saying that when you show up as.....


The mad scientist's daughter!