Tips for flying with a jetpack?

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  1. braincrusher More than meets my eye

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    One of my friends claims he has access to a jetpack. I don't know much about flying with one but this seems like the perfect place to find someone who has. I have some questions about what gear I should bring for my initial flight. So far, I have knee pads and some loose clothing. Any tips for the flight itself?
     
  2. Duke Registered

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    First priority on your list: Get life insurance. :o
     
  3. RetrogradeOrbit Do I look like I'm joking?

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    My tip? Don't piss your friend off just before you borrow his jet pack! :)
     
  4. Quasimod0 Bell-Ringer

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    I love your threads man. Lol
     
  5. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Watch out for Cobra hangliders.
     
  6. Visceral A Shadow

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    a jetlev or a steam powered original?
     
  7. The Squirrel Le Rongeur

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    I thought this guy was banned?
     
  8. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    Tip for flying a jet pack? Don't.
     
    #8 DarkSovereignty, Jan 21, 2013
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  9. cherokeesam SHIELD Director Coulson

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    Watch out for power lines.
     
  10. Duke Registered

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    I strongly doubt he's a Joe agent. :dry: :o
     
  11. Dave McFly "The Shadow knows"

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    don't die would be a good tip ;).
     
  12. grout Registered

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    Hmm,, I guess make sure to turn the jet pack on before jumping..
     
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  14. grout Registered

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    LOL,, win!
     
  15. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    wear clean underwear!
     
  16. TheDreamMaster The Night He Came Home...

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  17. grout Registered

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    I guess my question is how did your friend get "access" to a jet pack?.. I wouldnt think thats the kinda item you hand around.

    Last why would you think anybody in this type forum could give you any good pointers? lol
     
  18. braincrusher More than meets my eye

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    According to the internet, you can burn your legs. I will wear pants for sure
     
  19. Schlosser85 Registered

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    If you can lay hold of a pair of straw pants, that'd work best. They're flame-resistant.
     
  20. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    His code name is Net Troll.

    He's the Joe equivalent of Crystal Ball.
     
  21. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    What? No, no, no. Pants will weigh you down. What you should really do is fly in a speedo, and to protect your legs from the elements, coat them with a fine layer of gasoline. Little-known tip from experienced jet-pack fliers.
     
  22. Schlosser85 Registered

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    Gasoline will also slick down your leg hair and make you more aerodynamic.
     
  23. grout Registered

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    Oh boy,,, why do i forsee a flying fireball in the future...
     
  24. ThePhantasm 2 sexy 4 a stormtrooper

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    Yawn. The K2 thread was your peak (pun intended). All your threads since have been, well, like this one.
     
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    I dunno, seems legit.
     

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