Tips For Quiting Smoking?

[Mr Sparkle]

Pfft, my day starts off with a 24 oz thing of coffee and a 44 oz coke for whatever fast food I order for lunch, then I can end up drinking at least three bottles of beer...

Man do I hurt...

yeah, soon you'll get stomach aches that'll turn into ulcers dude.
drink water or something.
seriously, I was going down that road and thought...yeah, coffee and smokes ARE delicious, but they're not worth my stomach

 

[Kritish]

yeah, soon you'll get stomach aches that'll turn into ulcers dude.
drink water or something.
seriously, I was going down that road and thought...yeah, coffee and smokes ARE delicious, but they're not worth my stomach

I drink water too...

 

[enterthemadness]

I act like I'm an ass when I'm sober...

Then do it for your braincells!

 

[Kritish]

Then do it for your braincells!

Is it okay to crumble caffine pills into my water?

 

[enterthemadness]

Is it okay to crumble caffine pills into my water?

Is it okay to put A1 steak sauce onto your hot oatmeal?

 

[Kritish]

Is it okay to put A1 steak sauce onto your hot oatmeal?

Yep.

 

[enterthemadness]

Yep.

Well, that's probably true. A1 and Mash Potatoes taste good. A1 and mac+cheese, A1 and hamburger, A1 and taco/soft taco, and...point is, it may taste good, but it isn't good for you. Understand, kra-Krisit?

 

[heypapajinx]

ANY addiction can be shattered by the power of MAGIC.
My tip, take up MAGIC.
Watch as I saw this cigarette in half! lol

t:
why did i just imagine this!!

 

[Hotwire]

I'm kinda curious why you started in the first place.

 

[PhotoJones]

I'm kinda curious why you started in the first place.

i was doing a photography thing, and in a couple of the shots, i had to smoke. this was like 8 years ago. smoked since.

 

[Hotwire]

i was doing a photography thing, and in a couple of the shots, i had to smoke. this was like 8 years ago. smoked since.

You were modeling and the photographer made you smoke?? Hmmm. If you were to get cancer and die, could the photographer be sued for murder/manslaughter/wrongful death???

 

[PhotoJones]

You were modeling and the photographer made you smoke?? Hmmm. If you were to get cancer and die, could the photographer be sued for murder/manslaughter/wrongful death???

i was both the model and photographer.

so the answer would be no.

 

[PhotoJones]

i feel clearer. like, my head feels clear. i'm not sure if that makes sense, because i don't understand the connection between that and not smoking, but it feels clearer.

 

[yenaled]

I remember when I gave up smoking I did it in stages giving myself rations for months. Then it was really easy to just quit. Making sure I didn't buy anymore or cheat my system wasn't actually as hard as I thought it was going to be.

 

[Kritish]

I'm not helping you any further until you pay $1,000 to join my religon and five small payments of $59.99 for this e-meter.

 

[PhotoJones]

i just feel...clear.

maybe i'm reaching nirvana.

 

[Cmill216]

Tips For Quitting Smoking?

Well if you're male and heterosexual just imagine that the cigarette is a penis, and you'll never want to smoke again.

 

[Kritish]

Well if you're male and heterosexual just imagine that the cigarette is a penis, and you'll never want to smoke again.

Hot dogs look more like wangs than cigarettes, do you not eat those?

 

[PhotoJones]

Hot dogs look more like wangs than cigarettes, do you not eat those?

i like hog dogs with cheese and relish.

 

[Cmill216]

Hot dogs look more like wangs than cigarettes, do you not eat those?

Of course I eat hot dogs. What self-respecting man doesn't enjoy a good footlong every now and then?

 

[jaguarr]

i feel clearer. like, my head feels clear. i'm not sure if that makes sense, because i don't understand the connection between that and not smoking, but it feels clearer.

It's because you're actually getting oxygen for a change.

jag

 

[PhotoJones]

i am going on my 6th day without smoking.

today was one of the worst days so far. at work, i started rationalizing ways to buy a pack of smokes and forget about quitting. things like telling myself it's not the right time, etc.

i actually went to the gas station and almost bought some, but i walked out and went back to my car.

i feel a lot better now, and i'm not craving a smoke as much.

 

[Master Chief]

Of course I eat hot dogs. What self-respecting man doesn't enjoy a good footlong every now and then?

When I learned of how they were made. Just. I can't touch them. None. No hotdogs for me. No hotdogs. I even have to force myself to eat hamburgers and whatnot now. Eggs too. I'm one step away from being a vegetarian.

 

[X-Chick]

i am going on my 6th day without smoking.

today was one of the worst days so far. at work, i started rationalizing ways to buy a pack of smokes and forget about quitting. things like telling myself it's not the right time, etc.

i actually went to the gas station and almost bought some, but i walked out and went back to my car.

i feel a lot better now, and i'm not craving a smoke as much.

I went a whole 4 hours.

 

[PhotoJones]

For anyone that posted helpful information: thanks. It's been a little over 4 months, and I haven't had a single cigarette.