to all the hype woman here, have you ever faked an orgasm and to the guys ever....?

[BATFREDDIE]

batfreddie thinks of himself only. he defines his reality with him in the centre.

Suck. List.

 

[Danalys]

so you're saying your all over the place then.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

so you're saying your all over the place then.

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[jaguarr]

But, the ones that are young enough to be trained are boring (and stupid) out of bed.

Daisy, did you go and find yourself a vanilla boy? Good luck with the conversion process.

jag

 

[Danalys]

can confuse people then, to your benifit or/and peril.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

can confuse people then, to your benifit or/and peril.

ho-ray fo me then.

 

[Daisy]

Daisy, did you go and find yourself a vanilla boy? Good luck with the conversion process.

jag

Yes.

 

[Daisy]

I rather be a dom then a sub.

You're like a mirror of me.

 

[jaguarr]

Yes.

It's a difficult thing, bringing people over into the light. Doesn't always work. I feel for you. Good luck with it.

jag

 

[Daisy]

It's a difficult thing, bringing people over into the light. Doesn't always work. I feel for you. Good luck with it.

jag

What's worse... if anything, I think he may have more submissive qualities than dominant in that area (It's that old stereotype: Bosses people around during the day, wants to be bossed around at night.). Do I know how to pick 'em or what?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What's worse... if anything, I think he may have more submissive qualities than dominant in that area

Ew.*cringe*
Guess you'll have to rig up a tandem spanking machine with 2 paddles.

 

[Erzengel]

What's worse... if anything, I think he may have more submissive qualities than dominant in that area (It's that old stereotype: Bosses people around during the day, wants to be bossed around at night.). Do I know how to pick 'em or what?

 

[DV8]

I've only had sex with one girl, and done other stuff with two. The sex was a bit of a disaster, we won't go into it. It's not that I came early or anything like that. It's just that there was some... confusion. But she really liked it when I did other things to her. Don't think she faked at all, she was a saucy minx.

LMAO!!!

 

[DV8]

heh . . . anyhoo; NEVER happened to ol' DV8, beeyithces

 

[Daisy]

Ew.*cringe*
Guess you'll have to rig up a tandem spanking machine with 2 paddles.

You're going to make me cry.

 

[jaguarr]

What's worse... if anything, I think he may have more submissive qualities than dominant in that area (It's that old stereotype: Bosses people around during the day, wants to be bossed around at night.). Do I know how to pick 'em or what?

That seems an ill fit. Maybe Wilhelm's tandem spanking machine idea is a good one after all? LOL!

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Ew.*cringe*
Guess you'll have to rig up a tandem spanking machine with 2 paddles.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LMAO!!!

It's not that I came early or anything like that. It's just that there was some... confusion.

[poor girl]"That's not it."[/poor girl]

 

[Erzengel]

[poor girl]That's my ear.[/poor girl]

[poor girl]I'm over here.[/poor girl]

 

[Daisy]

See you just have to create the mirror image of that behind it (only without another paddle) and have a double hinge on the paddle (like a swinging door) and PRESTO!

 

[Erzengel]

I will get to work on that right away Miss Daisy. I just need your address to send it to you.

 

[THWIP*]

felt that your girl was faking it too?



i figured theres too much doom and gloom with all this israel and (insert other country), so i figured we need some fun.






This thread is so GAH!

I FAKED AN ORGASM ONCE.........DID A BUNCH OF GRUNTING AND GYRATING, THEN SQUIRTED SOME 'IVORY LIQUID' ON HER BACK.

 

[Daisy]

That seems an ill fit. Maybe Wilhelm's tandem spanking machine idea is a good one after all? LOL!

jag

Yeah. It's tough though, because all the other pieces seem to be right.

There should be a training camp I can send him to. That would fit right in with the way his world works.

 

[Daisy]

I will get to work on that right away Miss Daisy. I just need your address to send it to you.

I don't think it will fit in my post office box.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah. It's tough though, because all the other pieces seem to be right.

There should be a training camp I can send him to. That would fit right in with the way his world works.

Hmmm....maybe you could find a Domme that you could both play with together, or at least learn how to be good Switches and take turns.

jag