To all those who would mock Solid Snake

[StrainedEyes]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2170307.html

Prisoner posts himself to freedom
A convicted fraudster escaped from a high security jail in Germany after climbing into a cardboard box and posting himself to freedom.

Max Friedener, 28, escaped from prison in Darmstadt after hiding in the box in the mailroom. He escaped from the mail van as it was driving away.

The escape was only noticed when the mail truck arrived at the sorting depot and the hole in the box was spotted.

It is the second time a convict has earned a ticket to ride by using the mail system.

Only last month a convict in neighbouring Austria escaped from Graz prison by posting himself out in a large box that was supposed to contain lamp post parts. Both escapees are still at large.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I apologize to Solid Snake. I also apologize because people are so stupid

 

[Drizzle]

Call me when this guy wears a stupid alligator head.

 

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

This only be better only if he distracted guards with magazines.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Did the guy successfully escape?

 

[Carcharodon]

Did the guy successfully escape?

"Only last month a convict in neighbouring Austria escaped from Graz prison by posting himself out in a large box that was supposed to contain lamp post parts. Both escapees are still at large."

Remember, kids: reading is fundamental!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

"Only last month a convict in neighbouring Austria escaped from Graz prison by posting himself out in a large box that was supposed to contain lamp post parts. Both escapees are still at large."

Remember, kids: reading is fundamental!

So is being an *******

 

[Carcharodon]

So is being an *******

Better than being illiterate.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Better than being illiterate.

I'm not illiterate. I just skimmed past that part

 

[dpm07]

I'm not illiterate. I just skimmed past that part

Please remember to associate yourself with the details of the thread. That will help prevent you from writing information that is irrelevant.

How well we interpret information is critical to our success. Being able to interpret information correctly the first time can alleviate the issue of redundancy.

 

[Space Moose]

Call me when this guy wears a stupid alligator head.

Or dresses in Cookies and Cream camoflouge and hides in dandilions.

 

[JTStarkiller]

I'm waiting for this article soon...

Freidener was caught yesterday leaning against a wall healing nine gunshot wounds. Witnesses say a gigantic orange exclamation point appeared over the guards' heads who found him.

 

[Carcharodon]

I'm not illiterate. I just skimmed past that part

Then asked a question that wasted 2.5 seconds of my life with a response. I want my two seconds back, damnit!!

 

[SuperFerret]

Then asked a question that wasted 2.5 seconds of my life with a response. I want my two seconds back, damnit!!

But you lost two and a half...

 

[Reptile]

Snake FTW

 

[Space Moose]

Snake FTW

FTW?

 

[Reptile]

I'm half asleep I dont know what I'm typing

It made sense to me

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

FTW = For The Win. Newfangled internet terminology

 

[Carcharodon]

But you lost two and a half...

The first half is free.

 

[Space Moose]

The first half is free.

Just like the Playboy channel...