To Tell A Lie

[Kevin]

I'm currently reading the Aunt Petunia Scandle thread, It's funny, really. Anyway, It got me thinking of what My Fellow Posters could have been lying about.

I can honestly say I haven't lied about anything (At least I hope not) In fact, Most people could say I reveal TOO much. But that's my thing.

So, is there anything you've lied about that you want to come clean about now? It could be a "Might as well tell the truth since the year is ending" type of thing.

Laterz.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I'm actually a hot asian chick.
sorry everyone

 

[Kevin]

Rofl

 

[Corinthian™]

I'm actually a hot asian chick.
sorry everyone

that has been done to death

you fail, Pedro

 

[Kevin]

I like hot asians... chicks? not so much.

 

[Corinthian™]

I like hot asians... chicks? not so much.

ewww gays:homophobic:

 

[Mr Sparkle]

that has been done to death

you fail, Pedro

except for the fact that this time it's true.
go make a taco or something, stop bothering me

 

[Kevin]

ewww gays:homophobic:

So? You can be as homophobic as you want, not gonna change how I feel about you.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'm not from New York.

 

[Kevin]

 

[Mr Sparkle]

of all the things, I thought the "spider"part was the lie.
Ironic huh?

 

[Kevin]

lol

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Yes, it is very ironic.

 

[Corinthian™]

except for the fact that this time it's true.
go make a taco or something, stop bothering me

laul, I had tacos for dinner... four steak tacos and a "gringa"(big ass taco of flour tortilla with melted cheese and steak)

oh teh irony

 

[Corinthian™]

So? You can be as homophobic as you want, not gonna change how I feel about you.

stop hitting on me :heart::meow::heart:

 

[Kevin]

... No... I.. meant that you could hate me, but I can still be the better person and NOT hate you.

 

[Hades]

Everything I say is a lie.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

l "gringa"(big ass taco of flour tortilla with melted cheese and steak)

I was unaware of this. I must try one......

 

[Kevin]

Yeah, 37 my left--eye.

 

[Hades]

Yeah, 37 my left--eye.

Yes. I'm really 73.

You see, I flipped my real age upside down.

 

[Kevin]

*sigh*

 

[Hades]

Yes. I live in an old folks home.

We have some computers.

I usually post after I've had my Acetaminophen shot, for my crippling arthritis

 

[Corinthian™]

... No... I.. meant that you could hate me, but I can still be the better person and NOT hate you.

dude, you should stop. I have a girlfriend already and I'm straigh as an arrow

 

[Kevin]

...I could be your girfriend. Kidding. Internet crushes are weird. You Are a "Phobe". I'm an asshat, we wouldn't work anyway.

 

[Hades]

I like interwarps.

Them Myspaces, and young girls.

Sure my body may be old and brittle, but they don't have to know that!

ehheheheheheheh.......I wish I was 16 agian

To be young. I heard eating fetuses reverses the aging process.

Can anybody tell me if this is true?