Tom Hanks Peeing.

This is obviously a joke thread, and it is funny coincidence. Although there are many other good movies that this doesn't apply such as Philadelphia, Splash, and Big to name a few. I would add that Hanks is taking a dump in the terminal as well when he is been held in that lockup room.

The ones giving the OP a hard time are actually more ridiculous than his observation and I am laughing more at them. I think some people take things too seriously and need to lighten up.
 
Yeah the pose needs to be there. Spread those legs, son!
 
This is obviously a joke thread, and it is funny coincidence. Although there are many other good movies that this doesn't apply such as Philadelphia, Splash, and Big to name a few. I would add that Hanks is taking a dump in the terminal as well when he is been held in that lockup room.

The ones giving the OP a hard time are actually more ridiculous than his observation and I am laughing more at them. I think some people take things too seriously and need to lighten up.

:awesome:
 
This is obviously a joke thread, and it is funny coincidence. Although there are many other good movies that this doesn't apply such as Philadelphia, Splash, and Big to name a few. I would add that Hanks is taking a dump in the terminal as well when he is been held in that lockup room.

The ones giving the OP a hard time are actually more ridiculous than his observation and I am laughing more at them. I think some people take things too seriously and need to lighten up.

I think it's pretty obvious that no-one was serious in giving him a hard time, it's yourself who needs to lighten up. Unlike the other posts in the thread, there is no echo or sense of laughter or fun in your post whatsoever, call it a sixth sense, but I don't think you laughed at all, I think you just sat at home with your moany old man cap on and decided to type up a big moany post, to be a big old moany pee the bed just for the hell of it, in fact that might explain it.
 
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I think it's pretty obvious that no-one was serious in giving him a hard time, it's yourself who needs to lighten up. Unlike the other posts in the thread, there is no echo or sense of laughter or fun in your post whatsoever, call it a sixth sense, but I don't think you laughed at all, I think you just sat at home with your moany old man cap on and decided to type up a big moany post, just to be a big old moany pee the bed just for the hell of it, in fact that might explain it.

Haha, you're cute.:hrt::awesome:
 
Ok, you made me laugh with that response, I did not expect that, you ....made...me ....laugh!!:cmad:

hahahahaha
 
This reminds me of when people were commenting on how there's always a bathroom scene in Quentin Tarantino's movies.
 
Not sure if anyone's aware of this shocking Hollywood revelation, but legend goes like this: Tom Hanks pisses in the movies that are considered his best films. In other words, he does not pee in The Ladykillers or The DaVinci Code.

But boy, he goes to town in:

Saving Private Ryan

The Green Mile - He has a urinary tract infection, and we see him try to pee (with pain) several times.

Cast Away - He pees near the palm trees, and:
BONUS: He poops, and is shy about it, and covers it with sand.

Apollo 13 - Tom Hanks pisses in space.

Forrest Gump - After 15 Dr. Peppers, he tells JFK he has to pee.

Road to Perdition

A League of Their Own - He pees for a full minute in front of ladies.

The Terminal

All of these movies feature Tom Hanks going Numero Uno.

Coincidence?

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Cool Story, bro.
 
Cool Story, bro.


Piss off with that cool story nonsense , lol.


I'm ashamed that I've seen all Tom Hanks films and don't remember seeing him piss. Also Road to Perdition is underrated and although Hanks doesn't pee there is a heavy rain. I suppose we could mention Toy Story but because it's animated there must be a loophole.
 
Strangely enough I've also had to take a piss during some of his films, due to some of them being ridiculously long. :hehe:
 
Not sure if anyone's aware of this shocking Hollywood revelation, but legend goes like this: Tom Hanks pisses in the movies that are considered his best films. In other words, he does not pee in The Ladykillers or The DaVinci Code.

But boy, he goes to town in:

Saving Private Ryan

The Green Mile - He has a urinary tract infection, and we see him try to pee (with pain) several times.

Cast Away - He pees near the palm trees, and:
BONUS: He poops, and is shy about it, and covers it with sand.

Apollo 13 - Tom Hanks pisses in space.

Forrest Gump - After 15 Dr. Peppers, he tells JFK he has to pee.

Road to Perdition

A League of Their Own - He pees for a full minute in front of ladies.

The Terminal

All of these movies feature Tom Hanks going Numero Uno.

Coincidence?

gal_Hanks_Tom_7.jpg

Gary Busey approves of this thread.

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As far as coincidences go this is a weird one. Does this mean Cast Away is the crown jewel then?
 
Nah, A League of Their Own is by far his best pissformance
 
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Bear Grylls approves of this threads topic, however he's disappointed that the pee is wasted.
 
So about this peeing business, what about other actors? I mean Tom Hanks isn't the only actor that takes a tinkle during their greatest movies.
 
This is obviously a joke thread, and it is funny coincidence. Although there are many other good movies that this doesn't apply such as Philadelphia, Splash, and Big to name a few. I would add that Hanks is taking a dump in the terminal as well when he is been held in that lockup room.

The ones giving the OP a hard time are actually more ridiculous than his observation and I am laughing more at them. I think some people take things too seriously and need to lighten up.

This thread obviously pisses some people off.

:rimshot:
 
There's actually a smilely I could post very relevant to that comment but I'm afraid it'd get me infracted.
 

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