tomkitten arrives

[bored]

And it's name is Suri, evidently.

 

[Mentok]

Mmmmm... Placenta.

 

[Lackey]

And it's name is Suri, evidently.

now why would you go and post that? you... you're a jerk.

 

[Ultimate Doom]

hopefully they will teach their kid not to jump on the furniture.

 

[Hades]

Already been posted.

 

[3dman27]

i understand via E!'S DAILY 10 that tom cruise and katie holmes' baby has arrived a girl they named surri which i was told means"princess" congratulaions to them both

 

[Bad Superman]

Mmmmm... Placenta.

. . .and umbilical cord for dessert.

 

[NHawk19]

Well maybe she really was pregnant who knew . . . .but was it Cruises? dun dun duuuuuun

 

[Batman333]

It was impregnated by an alien from the planet Neptoner-3,.....At least thats what tom cruise thinks.

 

[Batman333]

Tom Cruise will ruin that child's life. Let's hope Katie Holmes divorces him soon and keeps the child.

 

[Mentok]

ROFL... I just some guy on the news claiming that its a momentus occasion for America... The start of a new 'Camelot'.

 

[BEER]

Already been posted.

You're glib.

 

[raybia]

And it's name is Suri, evidently.

Congrats to Tom and Katie. Hollywood Gen Next has arrived!!

 

[Jan Irisi]

Tom Cruise will ruin that child's life. Let's hope Katie Holmes divorces him soon and keeps the child.

Sadly, it will be Katie that fades away, (I give it a year tops, and that is being generous) and it will be Tom who will raises the spawn alone.

 

[Bad Superman]

ROFL... I just some guy on the news claiming that its a momentus occasion for America... The start of a new 'Camelot'.

That's why drugs are bad for him.

 

[Mentok]

You're glib.

Careful, There aint no coming back from that!

 

[Hobgoblin]

That kid was in deep s*** the moment sperm met egg in a test tube.

 

[bored]

Why'd the name of the thread get changed?

 

[Mentok]

It got merged?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

ahhh... so the anti-christ has arrived

 

[Super_Ludacris]

I cant believe she had the baby on the same day and in the same hospital as Brooke Shields baby! lol

 

[Venom_uk]

I feel so sorry for that kid. Her life's already f**ked up before it's even begun. No hope for some people...

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Damn, I hate TomKat but chill on the hate on the kid