Top ten best backsides according to InTouchWeekly

[Jolie_Desastre]

after seeing this list....who cares about intouchweekly?

In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles' butt as "Hollywood's Best Booty." The top ten were:

1. Beyonce Knowles 2. Jessica Simpson 3. Salma Hayek 4. Jessica Biel 5. Halle Berry 6. Tyra Banks 7. Scarlett Johanssen 8. Jennifer Lopez 9. Eva Longoria 10. Jessica Alba"

here is what idontlikeyouinthatway.com had to say about it

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/09/beyonce-shouldnt-have-won.html
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[Iceman]

A couple of controversial choices there. I need a picture with all 10 butts lined up before I can make an informed decision.

 

[JLBats]

I don't necessarily agree with it, but I WOULD like to get "In Touch" will those backsides.

Boo-ya, here all week.

 

[The Chairman]

after seeing this list....who cares about intouchweekly?

In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles' butt as "Hollywood's Best Booty." The top ten were:

1. Beyonce Knowles 2. Jessica Simpson 3. Salma Hayek 4. Jessica Biel 5. Halle Berry 6. Tyra Banks 7. Scarlett Johanssen 8. Jennifer Lopez 9. Eva Longoria 10. Jessica Alba"

here is what idontlikeyouinthatway.com had to say about it

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/09/beyonce-shouldnt-have-won.html

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They misspelt her last name. Idiots.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Jessica Simpson has no "backside".

 

[terry78]

Jessica Biel can rival Beyonce for most thick booty. And I've seen Beyonce's today. Oh yes I have.

 

[jimmy]

after seeing this list....who cares about intouchweekly?

In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles' butt as "Hollywood's Best Booty." The top ten were:

1. Beyonce Knowles 2. Jessica Simpson 3. Salma Hayek 4. Jessica Biel 5. Halle Berry 6. Tyra Banks 7. Scarlett Johanssen 8. Jennifer Lopez 9. Eva Longoria 10. Jessica Alba"

here is what idontlikeyouinthatway.com had to say about it

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/09/beyonce-shouldnt-have-won.html
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What -- no Vida? This list sucks.

 

[chaseter]

Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, and Jessica Alba are the hottest women on that poll! YUUUUMMMMM!!!

 

[incurock31]

Am I the only person who finds Jessica Simpson to be absolutely hideous?

 

[The Chairman]

Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, and Jessica Alba are the hottest women on that poll! YUUUUMMMMM!!!

Um, there happens to be one woman on that poll that's hotter than all of them. Can you guess who I'm talking about?

Am I the only person who finds Jessica Simpson to be absolutely hideous?

I find her to be gorgeous.

 

[Sofa]

Jolie - You should make a thread with a poll and a photo of each of their bums. We can then crown the real winner, best butt, end of story.

 

[Iceman]

Jolie - You should make a thread with a poll and a photo of each of their bums. We can then crown the real winner, best butt, end of story.

It's the only way t:

 

[Manic]

Jessica Simpson at #2? The girl's got some nice legs, but her ass ain't all that.

 

[SLVRSR4]

This is just making me think of Jessica biel running around oiled up in texas chainsaw massacre for some reason!

 

[Iceman]

This is just making me think of Jessica biel running around oiled up in texas chainsaw massacre for some reason!

I hear ya.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Fat Bottomed Girls Lyrics




Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my luxury,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

 

[SLVRSR4]

Impulse leads to the front but the back is what you see as she leaves! Which one is better?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Big Bottom Lyrics



The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

click here

 

[SLVRSR4]

I hadn't heard this song before it's somehow describing my life!

 

[Mr. Credible]

What -- no Vida? This list sucks.

vida's not part of hollywood.

 

[Kmack]

Why isn't Will Smith on that list?!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

what about bruce campbells ass?

 

[Iceman]

I prefer Biel's.

 

[Caliber]

Am I the only person who finds Jessica Simpson to be absolutely hideous?

Shes ok looking but not as attractive as everyone says. Nice rack though.