Top ten best backsides according to InTouchWeekly

[Alpha and Omega]

Am I the only person who finds Jessica Simpson to be absolutely hideous?

Not really. I was wondering what people saw in 'man-chin', but then Equint enlightened me to the fact that paper-bags and staring from the neck down are what really matters anyway.

Which one is better?

definitely the bottoms.​

Why isn't Will Smith on that list?!

Please, please tell me that this is some wicked wisdom inside joke dedicated to the belief that Jada is the real man in that household.

 

[heypapajinx]

Jessica Simpson has no "backside".

i totally agree.
ridiculous legs though... good LORDY WORDY!
and Jessica Beals backside!!!!
WHO KNEW!~?!?!

 

[DOG LIPS]

i totally agree.
ridiculous legs though... good LORDY WORDY!
and Jessica Beals backside!!!!
WHO KNEW!~?!?!

Yeah, Simpson has nice legs and bazoobas, but a rump contest she doth not qualify.

 

[heypapajinx]

Yeah, Simpson has nice legs and bazoobas, but a rump contest she doth not qualify.

no. she doth not.

 

[Erzengel]

after seeing this list....who cares about intouchweekly?

In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles' butt as "Hollywood's Best Booty." The top ten were:

1. Beyonce Knowles 2. Jessica Simpson 3. Salma Hayek 4. Jessica Biel 5. Halle Berry 6. Tyra Banks 7. Scarlett Johanssen 8. Jennifer Lopez 9. Eva Longoria 10. Jessica Alba"

here is what idontlikeyouinthatway.com had to say about it

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/09/beyonce-shouldnt-have-won.html

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I think you can say ass there, hun.

See? Ass!!

 

[James"007"Bond]

Scarlett Johanssen shouldn't even be in the top 10 let alone in front of J.Lo. Simpson shouldn't be in the list either.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

Jolie - You should make a thread with a poll and a photo of each of their bums. We can then crown the real winner, best butt, end of story.

sure. i'll have one up in a few days.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

I think you can say ass there, hun.

See? Ass!!

the only thing i typed was the beginning. like i really use the term booty i prefer ass..

 

[PyroChamber]

Yeah, Simpson has nice legs and bazoobas, but a rump contest she doth not qualify.

Just goes to show that some people have a different conception of what a nice ass looks like.

 

[DV8]

I would InTouch all those booties . . . . but it seems that this is more of a popularity contest . . .

 

[DV8]

edit

 

[DV8]

JSimpson's arse is oooookay . . . it's nice and firm, but not much meat on it; that's important for a nice voluptuous rumproast . . .

 

[The Chairman]

Scarlett Johanssen shouldn't even be in the top 10

Yes she does. She works that thing just as good as J. Lo.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

careful there, lest you you walk the dark path of JAL ( I can't post blood dripping letters but rest sured, if I could JAL would be written in them)

 

[blksuperman2]

I demand a recount.

 

[The Shape]

Until I squeeze them, I cannot judge.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

wow is all i can say. i don't know about some of them.

 

[Calvin]

after seeing this list....who cares about intouchweekly?

In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles' butt as "Hollywood's Best Booty." The top ten were:

1. Beyonce Knowles 2. Jessica Simpson 3. Salma Hayek 4. Jessica Biel 5. Halle Berry 6. Tyra Banks 7. Scarlett Johanssen 8. Jennifer Lopez 9. Eva Longoria 10. Jessica Alba"

here is what idontlikeyouinthatway.com had to say about it

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/09/beyonce-shouldnt-have-won.html
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I disagree with almost all of those.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

I disagree with almost all of those.

me niether.


and boy have i missed you!

 

[Fran]

Biel is tops!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah biel should have definally been on the list somewhere.

 

[Badger]

Yeah biel should have definally been on the list somewhere.

#4

 

[The Apatow Crew]

#4

oh my mistake i meant to say biel should be in the top 2.

 

[Erzengel]

the only thing i typed was the beginning. like i really use the term booty i prefer ass..

See there you go trying to get people arrested again.

 

[Equint77]

jolie has the mind of a man in his 20's....