Twerk Up a Lounge and Get Your Legs on Fire

[Ultimatehero]

Imagines a Ken doll crotch on Ultimatehero that only reads: Made in Canada.

Well, Ken is hot so he's got to have a big package to get the girl's with - so that's a compliment in my book. t:

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Kens "package" is barren wasteland of shiny flat plastic and shattered expectations.

 

[KevanG]

Ken's package is discarded by the buyer shortly after purchase.

 

[KevanG]

I never said anything like that. Now, where's my axe?

 

[Ultimatehero]

Dude, that is just wrong. I was going to say something about what Pen needs to do to people, but that could be too far lol.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Well this got graphic quickly

 

[MrMaooz]

Ultimatehero, you make me laugh.

 

[Kane52630]

*reads the last two pages*

 

[Ultimatehero]

What, it shatters. I had to come up with something lol.

Granted, my retorts may be a little PG-13 bordering on R tonight lol. But, hey - I didn't bring up my Pen first. Everybody's just fascinated in it.

 

[KevanG]

Dude, that is just wrong. I was going to say something about what Pen needs to do to people, but that could be too far lol.

I don't know what you are talking about. I just made an observation about a dolls wrapping and asked where my axe was. Two statements that were completely innocent.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

 

[Ultimatehero]

Dude, don't you know all castration psychopaths start out with dolls then move to people?

And this is the picture I just got of KevanG and his doll fetishes.

I find it funny that the second somebody mentioned my member and a Ken doll things spiraled lol.

 

[Victarion]

Where are the mods and what have you rabblerousers done with them.

 

[squeekness]

Well this got graphic quickly

Me, likey.

 

[Ultimatehero]

Where are the mods and what have you rabblerousers done with them.

No idea lol. The funniest thing is the person who raised the temperature in the thread left.

 

[Victarion]

Lol I think it'll shoot back up if the mods decide to pop in.

 

[Ultimatehero]

To try to give this place a PG rating...

I remember something that was like a pizza hot pocket that you would put in the toaster and it was as thin as a pop tart.

What was it?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I just had Haagen-Dazs Peach Sorbet for the first time. I take back everything I typed in anger about the bodega near my job when the sliced cantaloupe I had was tasteless mush. This stuff is SOOOOO good.

 

[jaymes_e06]

This needed posted...

 

[Sawyer]

This needed posted...

If that was staged... well done.

If that was real... well done, roommate.

 

[Ultimatehero]

I hate to get this thread cocked up again, but if she was a guy - he'd sue the hell out of her for where she landed lol.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Guys... guys. Guys.

 

[jaqua99]

No idea lol. The funniest thing is the person who raised the temperature in the thread left.

...it wasn't me, was it? Considering Krypton and I were the ones talking about females of different ethnic backgrounds? whoooops

 

[Ultimatehero]

Nope - Jaymes

 

[jaqua99]

Nope - Jaymes

phew