Unattainable Attraction

[PyroChamber]

If you are single right now, who is someone you know that you would probably love to be in a relationship with (or at least hook up with) but know for sure that you could never be with them for one reason or another?

Maybe a friend or a co-worker, something like that.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Holly Valance.

 

[Eggyman]

Jenny the German.

It just doesn't work between us. She's absolutely stunning, which is why I torment myself about her, but we're far too different for it to work.

 

[PyroChamber]

Holly Valance.

I meant people you actually know, not famous ones.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm married. I've yet to meet anyone who I would risk my marriage for. My marriage isn't perfect but then again no one is. All of our secret desires are better left in secret. ACtually hooking up with someone will only end in hardship or death. Two things I'm trying to avoid.

 

[knowsbleed]

I would meet my wife all over again.

 

[Erzengel]

If I was single tomorrow? The girl's hot nursing friend.

 

[knowsbleed]

If I was single tomorrow? The girl's hot nursing friend.

*le drool*

I take what I said before back... I'd get with Erzengel. Nothing is hawter than a bi-sexual with nice boobies.

 

[Erzengel]

Our privates are prettier. :heart:

 

[SLVRSR4]

I was in love with this mormon girl, but knew since she was mormon we couldn't do anything fun, so it never really got off, but I still think about it more than I should.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Lorena Bobbit

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I would meet my wife all over again.

Wow, go you!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

If you are single right now, who is someone you know that you would probably love to be in a relationship with (or at least hook up with) but know for sure that you could never be with them for one reason or another?

Maybe a friend or a co-worker, something like that.

We really don't want to go there right now because what I thought may have been one of these cases may actually turn out not to be. I'm so confused right now. I'll just watch Japanese Pop Idols learning English phrases instead.

 

[jaguarr]

I would meet my wife all over again.

Same goes for me. Only I'd try to meet my wife a little earlier in life than I did.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Same goes for me. Only I'd try to meet my wife a little earlier in life than I did.

jag

You can use my time machine to find your girl at age 18.

 

[jaguarr]

I was in love with this mormon girl, but knew since she was mormon we couldn't do anything fun, so it never really got off, but I still think about it more than I should.

Mormon girls hump like rabbits in heat, dude. It's part of their bag of tricks for trying to trap a husband. Just gotta make sure you're wrapped up tight with a condom so you don't get sucked into marrying one. You totally blew it.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

You can use my time machine to find your girl at age 18.

Are you fully bonded and insured?

jag

 

[Erzengel]

I sure am.

Just sign here, and here, and over here, initial here, and put your thumb print here.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Mormon girls hump like rabbits in heat, dude. It's part of their bag of tricks for trying to trap a husband. Just gotta make sure you're wrapped up tight with a condom so you don't get sucked into marrying one. You totally blew it.

jag

Why would marrying someone who's hot in bed be a bad thing?

 

[jaguarr]

I sure am.

Just sign here, and here, and over here, initial here, and put your thumb print here.

Sorry. I have no thumbprints. They were removed during my time with the CIA.

Why would marrying someone who's hot in bed be a bad thing?

Because when you're done f**king yourself silly you kind of have to have something else in common with them, religion usually being one of the important ones.

jag

 

[PyroChamber]

With me it's damn near every chick I work with. They're mostly all attractive but they're either married or already have boyfriends, every one of them.

 

[jaguarr]

With me it's damn near every chick I work with. They're mostly all attractive but they're either married or already have boyfriends, every one of them.

It's not a good idea to s**t where you eat, anyway.

jag

 

[knowsbleed]

It's not a good idea to s**t where you eat, anyway.

jag

wrong thread: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=316908

 

[jaguarr]

wrong thread: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=316908

Don't you tell me what to do with my analogies!

jag

 

[knowsbleed]

Don't you tell me what to do with my analogies!

jag

I would never!




... but don't I always? t: