Action-Adventure Uncharted

[Calvin Ellis]

Tom Holland cannot match the dashing looks of a young Nicolas Cage.

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Ladies. Come and get it! Not too many at once.

Raising Arizona Nic with the porn mustache.

As far as this movie goes it will feel more like Wanted to me more than anything else.

 

[Marvolo]

That could be a still from any generic Mark Wahlberg film.

 

[Ninjablade]

Wahlberg and Holland look like they're playing the same exact character. If someone told me this was a movie about a time traveling Marky Mark working with his younger self, I would believe you.

I still question why he is even in this movie. He looks like he got lost while walking to set of his usual flairs and started filming wherever he ended up.

 

[samsnee]

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They could have tried to put a Hawaiian shirt on Mark. It really should have been Bruce Campbell

 

[Boom]

What a neat photo to use to sell your Uncharted movie adaptation!

 

[Marvolo]

Sony gonna Sony.

 

[TheVileOne]

I'm confused. Is Tom Holland trying to trick us with that quote?

Was that mean to be like a goofy joking type of soundbyte quote? It's just that sometimes actors, Tom Holland included, can be a bit tricky with how they word their public statements.

Kevin Feige does it all the time.

 

[Gee]

Didn't Wahlberg post a BTS photo of him with a 'stache?

 

[Ninjablade]

If he did, it would not shock me for even a second if he only has it for the last 5 minutes of the movie where both characters finally look like their video game counterparts and the movie acts like it's a huge deal. Kinda like new Tomb Raider and Laura's guns.

 

[samsnee]

This is exactly what will happen

 

[Doctor Jones]

If he did, it would not shock me for even a second if he only has it for the last 5 minutes of the movie where both characters finally look like their video game counterparts and the movie acts like it's a huge deal. Kinda like new Tomb Raider and Laura's guns.

That's gonna be hilarious.

A mustache and a Hawaiian shirt. If that's not a transformation I don't know what is.

I usually hate to already pre- judge a movie as a failure but this is one of those few times where you just see the wall it's going to crash into.

 

[Gothamsknight]

I really want to give this film a chance, but the writing is on the wall honestly.

 

[flickchick85]

If he did, it would not shock me for even a second if he only has it for the last 5 minutes of the movie where both characters finally look like their video game counterparts and the movie acts like it's a huge deal. Kinda like new Tomb Raider and Laura's guns.

Either that or the ‘stache was just for a flashback scene and Sully’s had a glow-up.

 

[Ninjablade]

Either that or the ‘stache was just for a flashback scene and Sully’s had a glow-up.

Oh god, I can already see it.

 

[Blade Hoarder]

Lmao. That still.

 

[Teelie]

Nearly 30 years on and they still have not learned from the Super Mario Bros. movie that you can't just stick the title on some random movie with people who look nothing like their characters and call it a day.

It might be a good movie but it will not be a good Uncharted movie. I am really stretching the definitoin of "good movie" there too. Having not seen it I can't say. Having seen that screencap, I can definitely say it is not Uncharted.

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

Nearly 30 years on and they still have not learned from the Super Mario Bros. movie that you can't just stick the title on some random movie with people who look nothing like their characters and call it a day.

It might be a good movie but it will not be a good Uncharted movie. I am really stretching the definitoin of "good movie" there too. Having not seen it I can't say. Having seen that screencap, I can definitely say it is not Uncharted.

Hollywood never learns

 

[OutOfBoose]

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[TheVileOne]

Sully looks like Mark Wahlberg.

 

[Nardz937]

 

[Marvolo]

Jfc, someone in the replies mentioned that if this is profitable Sony will probably reboot the Uncharted games to align with this version of Nate and Sully.

 

[metaphysician]

You would think *Sony*, being one of the three major video game companies and for whom video games are almost certainly a bigger chunk of their business than movies. . . would put more effort and respect into making adaptations of video games.

 

[Calvin Ellis]

You would think *Sony*, being one of the three major video game companies and for whom video games are almost certainly a bigger chunk of their business than movies. . . would put more effort and respect into making adaptations of video games.

Well you have to take into factor that Tom did buy the film rights to this game just so he could star in the movie.

 

[Ninjablade]

Spitting images

 

[Drizzle]

I don't care about the wardrobe since those guys went through multiple costume changes in the games anyway depending on the situation. I'd just be happier if Wahlberg grew a stache.