Vader Sessions (James Earl Jones Roles Inserted in Star Wars)

[Erzengel]

Hilarious

Vader's Sessions

Or I'm just easily amused.

 

[Carter]

I am sooo glad I clicked on that

"Get yo black ass outta here"

 

[Tsunulia]

Erz why do you tease me so? Connection's why to slow *cries a river*

 

[DOG LIPS]

Ha ha ha.. I must be tired.

 

[Erzengel]

Erz why do you tease me so? Connection's why to slow *cries a river*

Step into a next generation Tsun. Get a cable modem and boot the 56k modem.

 

[Tsunulia]

Step into a next generation Tsun. Get a cable modem and boot the 56k modem.

My modem can take it, but my ISP is a crappy dial up I'm too dang cheap *cries some more*

 

[Erzengel]

Look what I'm doing. I'm downloading a song under a minute. Oh look an entire movie in under 10 minutes.

 

[Axid]

Obi-Wan:If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful th...
Vader: Shut the **** up! *zzzzkt*

 

[Tsunulia]

Look what I'm doing. I'm downloading a song under a minute. Oh look an entire movie in under 10 minutes.

WAAA!!!!!!! Only if DSL didn't cost $50 a month I hatez you Erz

 

[Carter]

Cable>DSL

DSL is slow

 

[Tsunulia]

Cable>DSL

DSL is slow

*takes note* Is it cheaper or about the same?

 

[Carter]

Depends, if you've already got cable tv, your service provider probably offers a package deal

 

[Tsunulia]

Crap. I have satellite, and their DSL is like 50-70 or more a month I am not paying that.

 

[Carter]

In that case the price would probably be around the same. Go with the cable in that case.

 

[Tsunulia]

I'll look into it


Sorry for hijacking your thread Erz I'll leave now *trudges away..............looks back.........goes back to trudging...........looks back again and wiggles bottom lip.........trudges away again*

 

[Erzengel]

Now that 56k is gone, let's get back to discussing how cool it is to have faster modems.

 

[Tsunulia]

Now that 56k is gone, let's get back to discussing how cool it is to have faster modems.

*force chokes Erz*

 

[Erzengel]

We don't serve your kind here Tsun.

You and your 56k. *pffft*

 

[Tsunulia]

Yousa bantha poodoo

 

[MaskedManJRK]

If only there was some of his roles in the Jack Ryan movies--I'd love to hear Vader go "Watch your back, Jack."

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Dear god that was funny

 

[Samael]

Hilarious. up: