Verne Troyer dressed as a teddy bear, eating honey out of a pot

[Double Down]

I just...

I just saw a picture that appears to be from a Mini Me sex tape...

I...

I think it killed my penis!

[YT]p7VD_k6HTiA[/YT]

^ I'm telling you not to watch that.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Has anyone found the video of him walking into the diary room door yet?

 

[jaguarr]

Video no worky,

jag

 

[Ace of Knaves]

No!!! I've gotta watch this tonight!! This hilarity can't be missed.

I caught some the other day, Coolio is ****ed in the head.

"Yea cuz, you know what i mean cuz, this is my house cuz, you know cuz, what you saying cuz, i was joking cuz"

That is how he actually speaks!

 

[Double Down]

Video no worky,

jag

It works for me.

Try this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xta-_e0wAGA

 

[jaguarr]

Mini-Me's got potential, but he has a loooooooooong way to go if he wants to rival Tattoo. Herve Villechaize was a crazy, psychotic, sex and drug addicted, gun-carrying, ass-whipping nutjob of a midget. He was truly a danger to himself and others.

jag

 

[Double Down]

New view:

 

[SWAT]

Somewhere.... Pedo-bear is confused.

 

[rizzo51]

poor Vern

 

[Double Down]

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

^^^^Man and a mascot!

 

[Marx]

New view:

Wow...just wow.

 

[The Guard]

I read the thread title and remarked to myself 'That doesn't sound funny at all.'

I was wrong.

(Falls over laughing

 

[Double Down]

 

[Vapor]

Verne driving his scooter into the Diary Room door:

[YT]uFIEcCM7NVM[/YT]

 

[chamber-music]

that was hilarious, he was so drunk

 

[kane9321]

lol

 

[Vapor]

that was hilarious, he was so drunk

apparently big bro edited it though (like they always do). That's what I read anyway, I don't know 'cos I ain't been watching it.

 

[Double Down]

We want, no NEED, the unedited version.

 

[Bunker]

I wasn't replying to you, but to the picture.

 

[TwilightPro101]

That's twistedly funny for some reason.

 

[Double Down]

It was jacked up.

 

[Double Down]

Verne Troyer is up for a Razzie:
"Movie fans loved to hate The Love Guru. The Mike Myers comedy topped this year's Razzies with seven nominations, including worst picture and worst acting nods for Myers, Jessica Alba, Verne Troyer, and Ben Kingsley."