Wal-Mart Now Officially Sells Everything, Even Caskets

[Hotwire]

Well, now I've seen everything. I thought it was a joke on the radio, but, truth is stranger than fiction.
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[POWdER-man]

Great! Now I can do my funeral arrangements and grocery shopping at the same store.

 

[terry78]

Considering the girth of Wal-Mart's patronage, this is basically making it a one stop shop.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I like how it's in the category "For the Home"

 

[katie_girl09]

New special: 2 can die for $3,999.99!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

They don't sell explicit cd's or pron

So no, they do not sell everything.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Do they do the site to store shipping on these things? I'd love to have one shipped to my local Wal Mart.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

They don't sell explicit cd's or pron

So no, they do not sell everything.

It's only a matter of time.

 

[terry78]

Man, I would love to buy a coffin and just have it delivered to someone's house and have the dude be like, "we were told you'd be needing this soon." I would pay the dude extra to have him say that.

 

[Mister J]

Oh, that's just ****ing creepy.

I like it.

 

[E-Man]

There's an Undertaker joke in here somewhere...

 

[Halloween]

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Hell, now whenever a fat redneck dies in Wal-Mart, all the family will have to do is go to aisle 2 and have the funeral then and there.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The question is why did Wal-Mart think this was a good idea? Seriously, were the CEOS just bored of trying to find new things to sell and went ''Hell, let's sell caskets online!"

Then what customer in their right mind is going to go ''My poor sweet grandmother just died. Well, let's go to Walmart.com to look for a casket!"

 

[Casius--J]

To be fair they have some nice coffins

 

[kane9321]

wow

 

[E-Man]

Looks like Paul Bearer is happy with this news. "Wal-Mart selling caskets now? Oh yes! Oh yes it is!"

 

[Darthphere]

But how can you actually compare prices to see if they're actually discounted?