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Wanted: Mars Colonists to Explore Red Planet

We've all seen enough movies to know where it goes, so probably not.
 
*calls Tom Hanks, Morgan Freeman, Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, and a monkey*
 
...

*also calls Gary Sinise and John Carter*
 
I'm Asian and easily panicked, so presumably I will be third-last person to be eaten alive by the spaceworm.
 
I'm a snarky, neurotic Jew. I'll seem to be killed, then reappear later at a time convenient to the plot.
 
I'm a snarky, neurotic Jew. I'll seem to be killed, then reappear later at a time convenient to the plot.

**cut to 1980s action movie**

:mad: "You sold us out, Greenstein!" :mad:
 
"Oh yeah, well check out this awesome maguffin!"
 
Oh man, we're dead! Game over, game over!
 
I called dibs on Mars a while ago. I planted a flag and everything.
 
You had better be white. If you're a minority, you're done for...especially if you're black because you're the first one to die.

:o

*Movies 101*
 
*huddled in air vent hiding from alien*

"Come out to Mars, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
 
You had better be white. If you're a minority, you're done for...especially if you're black because you're the first one to die.

:o

*Movies 101*

Yeah, we die but it's always a heroic sacrifice.


To save white people. :cmad:
 
i have been waiting for this all of my life

im going to start doing aerobics immediately
 
Mars One plans to launch a series of robotic cargo missions between 2016 and 2021, which will build a habitable Red Planet outpost ahead of the arrival of the first four colonists in 2023. More settlers will arrive every two years after that. There are no plans to return the pioneers to Earth.

Ominous.
 
There are no plans to return the pioneers to Earth.

Oh, well, sounds interesting, anyway, I got to go, I'll get back to you on that...
 
Real World on Mars...

or Jersey Shore: Fistpumping on Mars
 
I sure hope THE THING doesn't happen on Mars...dun, dun, dun. I'm joking...it's a joke.

I be more worry about GHOST OF MARS, eh...
 

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