Wanted: Mars Colonists to Explore Red Planet

[Pink Ranger]

I be more worry about GHOST OF MARS, eh...

That could be dangerous. You could get bored to death, or killed by falling into a plothole.

 

[Duke]

I sure hope THE THING doesn't happen on Mars...dun, dun, dun. I'm joking...it's a joke.

I be more worry about GHOST OF MARS, eh...

I don't know, Red Planet was a boring movie too.

 

[Marvel Spider]

There are no plans to return the pioneers to Earth.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!

 

[Donut]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!

Send the politicians to Mars

 

[terry78]

You already know somebody is going to forget about that fine print.

*currently onboard the vessel* "So, how long are we supposed to be up here?"

"....."

 

[bored]

I wonder if the natives will teach us how to grok?

 

[bullets]

http://news.yahoo.com/wanted-mars-colonists-explore-red-planet-204754693.html


Do we have any candidates from the Hype??

I don't want to go first when there's nothing there. Maybe on the third or fourth wave.

 

[Silvermoth]

I'll go! I get airsick though.

 

[Warhammer]

Yeah, we die but it's always a heroic sacrifice.


To save white people.

It's all some bulls***.

 

[3rdstone]

I'd rather wait 'til the visions of sci-fi flick Outland turns real: A mining colony on Io, one of Jupiter's moons.

Outland is btw an underrated film.

 

[Mike_D202]

Let's take bets on how long it takes before they start eating each other. Or there's an air leak.

 

[Edguy]

I should finish my engineering degree just in time to hop on wave 3 or 4 )

 

[Cagefighterkip]

(in Katniss Everdeen style)
I VOLUNTEER!

 

[soundofyousick]

(in Katniss Everdeen style)
I VOLUNTEER!

No, you are too old, too old to begin the training, for 200 years I have trained spacecadets, my own counsel I will keep on who must be trained. Look at me, judge me by my size do you? As well you should not! I could pass for 18 and buy you cigarettes and booze for the school disco.

 

[chamber-music]

You had better be white. If you're a minority, you're done for...especially if you're black because you're the first one to die.



*Movies 101*

We won't even make it to the planet. Black folks will get sucked out of the airlock on the way

...

*also calls Gary Sinise and John Carter*

Also Liev Schreiber (Last Days Of Mars coming out this year)

 

[Darthphere]

We've all seen enough movies to know where it goes, so probably not.

Its all fun and games until your dead wife shows up.

 

[Piper Maru]

or invading hordes of demons!

 

[Mike_D202]

Or the Mars rover becomes self-aware and goes on a killing spree.

 

[SWAT]

I don't know, Red Planet was a boring movie too.

I wanted to embed a youtube video of Val Kilmer saying "F**k this planet!"... But that's not allowed, neither is him flipping the bird. So... Yea.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Yeah, we die but it's always a heroic sacrifice.


To save white people.

I was watching Starship Troopers last night...

 

[Pink Ranger]

I was watching Starship Troopers last night...

In hindsight, sacrificing your life to save Denise Richards and Jake Busey really doesn't result in a net benefit to humanity.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

In hindsight, sacrificing your life to save Denise Richards and Jake Busey really doesn't result in a net benefit to humanity.

You're right. What a waste. Poor Sugar. He should have died saving Neil Patrick Harris.