War for the Planet of the Lounge

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I heard human hunting is legal in some towns in Florida.

It's actually legal in the entire state but they only advertise in the two towns to try and drum up tourism. Big game meth heads on bath salts is the epitome of the deadliest prey. At the start of every hunt they're told the hunter has $5k in drugs to motivate them.

I know 2 Floridians we need to rid the world of.

Cut off one head and two shall take it's place. True for Hydra, true for Floridians.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's actually legal in the entire state but they only advertise in the two towns to try and drum up tourism. Big game meth heads on bath salts is the epitome of the deadliest prey. At the start of every hunt they're told the hunter has $5k in drugs to motivate them.

With the use of guns?

 

[Guts]

Would you like to join in on the games Aziz?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

With the use of guns?

Guns are allowed but frowned upon. Usually, once they pin down the junkie then a ritualistic circle is formed by the townspeople. At that point both the hunter and the hunted are greased up with canola oil and each given a rusty spork. Only one walks away.

If you do it with the gun then you're really missing out on the best part IMO.

 

[squeekness]

Guns are allowed but frowned upon. Usually, once they pin down the junkie then a ritualistic circle is formed by the townspeople. At that point both the hunter and the hunted are greased up with canola oil and each given a rusty spork. Only one walks away.

If you do it with the gun then you're really missing out on the best part IMO.

Are there extra points given if the junkie manages to hurt a townie by accident?

 

[Iceman]

Are there extra points given if the junkie manages to hurt a townie by accident?

What's a townie?

 

[squeekness]

What's a townie?

One of the townspeople. Slang for a local.

 

[Perfect Cell]

i have plans for Canada... I could use it's rejects.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Are there extra points given if the junkie manages to hurt a townie by accident?

Nah, most of the locals are drunk or on drugs too so they rarely ever get hurt by the junkies.

 

[squeekness]

Nah, most of the locals are drunk or on drugs too so they rarely ever get hurt by the junkies.

What good is having a blood sport if only the junkies get hurt?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

What good is having a blood sport if only the junkies get hurt?

You know nothing about Florida Squeekers. The vast majority of the population are junkies to some degree or another. You travel far enough down the rabbit hole then you end up getting hunted. It's how we deal with overpopulation.

Frankly, the rest of the country needs to get on board with it but we need to do it for stupid people.

 

[squeekness]

You know nothing about Florida Squeekers. The vast majority of the population are junkies to some degree or another. You travel far enough down the rabbit hole then you end up getting hunted. It's how we deal with overpopulation.

Frankly, the rest of the country needs to get on board with it but we need to do it for stupid people.

i thought you guys just used sink holes to get rid of the ones you don't like.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So I drank a 6 shot cappuccino at 9:30, maybe not the best idea since I wanted to get to sleep at a reasonable hour this evening.

i thought you guys just used sink holes to get rid of the ones you don't like.

That's how the literal state of Florida does it, we Floridians can't call them forth at will.

 

[Guts]

Film Legend And 'Alien' Star Yaphet Kotto Claims To Have Seen Real Aliens

 

[KevanG]

I'm working on a short story based around the Super villain consultant series I'm writing. It's about the guy getting kidnapped. It starts off with him waking up tied to a chair in a room. He works out where he is and starts thinking about what happened and he's calm. He figures if it's about money or revenge then he can either talk his way out or pay his way out depending on what's going on. Nothing unusual or that weird for him considering his day job.

Of course, that's when he finds out he was kidnapped by his psycho ex-girlfriend who stalked him in college. Then he starts freaking out.

 

[Reek]

thats no big deal, we see aliens all the time on the hype... How else do you explain... that thing.

 

[Reek]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Nice to see Draco again.

 

[Iceman]

So I drank a 6 shot cappuccino at 9:30, maybe not the best idea since I wanted to get to sleep at a reasonable hour this evening.

You just need to think about things more.

 

[Reek]

Nice to see Draco again.

i literally changed it a minute ago... the fact you noticed so fast is... as per usual... terrifying.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

i literally changed it a minute ago... the fact you noticed so fast is... as per usual... terrifying.

It was a compliment, and It's just luck that I came to the lounge this shortly after you changed it. *awkward smile*

 

[Reek]

 

[Iceman]

It was a compliment, and It's just luck that I came to the lounge this shortly after you changed it. *awkward smile*

You never left/leave!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You never left/leave!

I feel you do the same thing.

 

[Iceman]

I feel you do the same thing.

That's how I know you never left/leave! I don't do it due to an obsession with Reek though.