weird ass dreams you've had

[GoldenAgeHero]

Whats the weirdest nightmarish dream you've had?

I had a dream recently that this white girl tried to seduce me and have a one night stand with me..little did i know she was a KKK member whose real intentions were to infect me with HIV(Something she had herself)......that was pretty f'ed up.

 

[Immortalfire]

I had a dream recently that this white girl tried to seduce me and have a one night stand with me..little did i know she was a KKK member whose real intentions were to infect me with HIV(Something she had herself)......that was pretty f'ed up.

What are you eating at night?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I dreamt that someone busted into my house and threw firecrackers at me, and I woke up with my heart all beating fast.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

What are you eating at night?

left over chinese food

I dreamt that someone busted into my house and threw firecrackers at me, and I woke up with my heart all beating fast.

thats hilarious.

 

[jaguarr]

Is this thread about people who dream of weird asses?

jag

 

[lollycop]

I remember I had a dream, and my mom tried to rape me and she did. I was blank the next day.

 

[Kaleb]

once I dreamt that I was superman and I was trying to save this black couple from a building that an Asteroid that was about to destroy it, but they refused to leave the buildig and said I was racist for trying to force them to leave the apartment.

 

[Immortalfire]

once I dreamt that I was superman and I was trying to save this black couple from a building that an Asteroid that was about to destroy it, but they refused to leave the buildig and said I was racist for trying to force them to leave the apartment.

f***ing Asteroid-Man

 

[DareDemon]

I've only had a couple ass dreams.

 

[Manic]

Whats the weirdest nightmarish dream you've had?

I had a dream recently that this white girl tried to seduce me and have a one night stand with me..little did i know she was a KKK member whose real intentions were to infect me with HIV(Something she had herself)......that was pretty f'ed up.

Are you sure that was a dream? Are you sure that wasn't a flashback as to how the government spread HIV and AIDS through the black community?

 

[lollycop]

I've only had a couple ass dreams.

**Coughs**

 

[The Chairman]

I've had a few weird dreams. One involved a naked teacher. The other was when I married Hayden Panettiere.

 

[lollycop]

I've had a few weird dreams. One involved a naked teacher. The other was when I married Hayden Panettiere.

I had one where I bumbed into her in the streets and offered me a blow job. CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA YA!

 

[L.A.]

This happen like a couple of days ago! I was dreaming about this porn video where the guy would cut a girl up while she's having sex with him!!! I was like wtf!!! Dont remember if I was watching on tv or seeing it live but that was a ****ed up experinced!!!

 

[lollycop]

This happen like a couple of days ago! I was dreaming about this porn video where the guy would cut a girl up while she's having sex with him!!! I was like wtf!!! Dont remember if I was watching on tv or seeing it live but that was a ****ed up experinced!!!

Thats not as disturbing as having a dream where your mom forced you to have sex with her.

 

[The Chairman]

Oh, wait, weird as nightmarish? I'd not share it in fear of it happening again.

 

[SalaciousVC]

i dreamt that i was sleeping and all of a sudden a volcano was erupting out of nowhere randomly then this guy told me i only have 10 minutes to run,lol

 

[lollycop]

I had a nightmar where I was in the back seat with my little sis, and my dad stabbed her in the head.

 

[PemLam]

I had a nightmar where I was in the back seat with my little sis, and my dad stabbed her in the head.

You're screwed or you're making **** up...you should just set yourself on fire to end your suffering.

 

[EdRyder]

I had a weird ass dream recently.Dream had a weird ass in it too

I'm in this strange house's Kitchen and theres a phone on the table.A Black rotary phone.A woman passes me on my left.Shes drying her wet hair with a towel and shes totally ass out naked.She continues to walk right past me down the hall and the phone rings.I look down at the Phone.I look up again and as shes turning a corner to go up the stairs -theres a man standing there now.She walks right past him up the stairs and hes standing there down the hall clearly starring at me.Hes a tall skinny old man with a bald head and hes wearing overalls.The phone is still ringing,so I look down at the phone again,when I look up hes right there in my face.Totally expressionless.I walk down the hall and up the stairs where the woman is brushing her teeth in the bathroom.I'm watching her brush her teeth,I can see her and her reflection in the mirror.The green towel is now wrapped around her head.She spits out the tooth pate rinses and as shes putting her toothbrush into the holder she turns and starts to walk out.Now - the second she put her brush in the holder her reflection in the mirror stayed there.And as shes walking out the reflection turns and looks at her and then it becomes all sunken in with this moaning-ish/excruciating pain expression.She closes the bathroom door behind her totally unaware.Then the face floats through the door with this crazy screechy sound.Now I leave.I'm going out the door and to my car across the street.When I get in and start the car the old man is standing across the street in front of the house.I U turn right there and start driving down the street.As I'm driving ,I can see him standing there again on the side of a house several blocks up.I turn my head to get a better look at him and when I turn back forward again-hes right there in the passenger side of the windshield with one hand on the windshield and one hand on the passenger side window.He stops the car like that- and the whole car is now being pushed sideways by him ,across the street into the cars parked there.

I woke up
-the end

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

some freaky ass dream you got there buddy.

 

[Untilteld]

There's two dream threads already

one by me, and the other I think by Warhammer

 

[Spider-Fan83]

one time, i fell asleep during half study (back in high school)
i had this really intense dream that i was falling (don't really remember the details) but, i woke up screaming and waving my arms around
everyone was like WTF, man was that embarrassing

 

[Super Kal]

one of the weirdest dreams I had was when I was hurling through space, and seconds later, I'm flying over a city with a wooden pole poking my back and wooden flaps strapped to my arms

 

[Untilteld]

wait till SF comes here and tells his dream about mother teresa killing herself, lol