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Former Dictator Manuel Noriega Is Suing Over Call of Duty

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Former Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega is taking Activision to court over his depiction in Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

Noriega appears in a Black Ops II mission called "Suffer with Me" as both an in-game character and in news clips. Courthouse News Service reports that Noriega, who is currently serving a prison sentence in Panama, is suing Activision, the game's publisher, for "blatant misuse, unlawful exploitation and misappropriation for economic gain."

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The filing claims that Noriega, the plaintiff in the suit, is portrayed "as a kidnapper, murderer and enemy of the state. An objective of one portion of 'Black Ops II' is solely to capture plaintiff."

Call of Duty: Black Ops II was released in November 2012.

The lawsuit also claims that Activision's use of Noriega in the game "caused damage" to him and created "the false impression that defendants are authorized to use plaintiff's image and likeness. This caused plaintiffs to receive profits they would not have otherwise received."

"Defendants deliberately and systematically misappropriated plaintiff's likeness to increase revenues and royalties, at the expense of plaintiff and without the consent of plaintiff," the suit continues.

In the game, the characters in Black Ops II refer to Noriega as "a piece of ****," "***hole" and "old pineapple face himself, Manuel Noriega."

The former dictator, Courthouse News Service adds, is suing for punitive damages for "lost profits."

http://www.courthousenews.com/2014/07/15/69523.htm

That's pretty funny. I'm sure it will get thrown out since it probably falls under satire which is protected under free speech
 
Being a dictator is so hard after you leave since everyone gets to make fun of you. Poor baby.
 
http://www.fao.org/ag/againfo/resources/en/publications/World_livestock/2013.htm

World Livestock 2013: Changing disease landscapes


Most of the new diseases that have emerged in humans over recent decades are of animal origin and are related to the human quest for more animal-source food. The report World Livestock 2013: Changing Disease Landscapes examines the reasons behind this development and suggests ways of addressing the situation.

The publication is divided into three sections, which correspond to a three-tiered Pressure-State-Response framework.

Pressure
The authors explore the disease drivers, or the economic and social developments (e.g. exponential human growth, expanding demand for animal food products among the growing middle-income class across the globe, increased urbanization, etc.) that exert pressure on the earth’s natural resources.

State
This section reveals the connections between these pressures and the emerging animal-to-human pathogen shift, including the links between disease and rapid livestock intensification, land pressure, globalization and climate change. The disease dynamics described are an indication of instability or reduced agro-ecological and social resilience, leading to disease emergence, spread and persistence, affecting humans, animals and ecosystems.

Response
The third section of the document outlines the way in which society can respond to these changes. The authors identify the need for risk assessment of the global context in order to analyse how human behavior changes the availability, use and management of the natural resource base, transforms food and agriculture, and drives socio-economic development. The publication calls for the implementation of cohesive and concerted global efforts towards health protection policies and strategies for sustainable development, with reference to the global One Health approach. In order to meet the food requirements of the growing global population, there is a need for the development of sustainable agricultural food systems that minimize the risk of emerging disease while protecting human health and conserving biodiversity and the environment.

Illustrated with numerous photographs and around 50 maps, graphs, tables and information boxes, the 2013 publication follows on from the first in the series, World Livestock 2011: Livestock in food security (FAO, 2011). In the accompanying video, the contents of the report are further elaborated through interviews with FAO Chief Veterinary Officer Dr Juan Lubroth and FAO Chief Livestock Information, Sector Analysis and Policy Branch Dr Henning Steinfeld.

World Livestock 2013: Changing Disease Landscapes is FAO's call to establish increased cooperation and dialogue amongst all stakeholders, from decision-makers within government, civil society and the private sector to research institutions and academia, in order to respond to the new demands made on livestock in a globalized world. As the complexities of disease landscapes escalate in particular in areas afflicted by poverty and animal diseases, this report brings innovative perspectives to addressing disease at its source. It demonstrates the need for society-wide action and for major institutional and policy support at local and global levels in order to enhance a One Health approach to disease risk management spanning animal, human and environmental health sectors.

The future is urban vertical farming.
 
Now You Can Hire a Drug Dog to Find Your Kid's Stash

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Paranoid parents have a new tool for exposing their children as the drug-addled loonies they are: privately owned drug dogs for hire, here to sniff out your stash.

NPR has the story of Tom Robichaud, who operates one such business in the Boston area. Parents call Robichaud when they think their kids might be using, and he arrives with Ben, a pooch with police-level training, to conduct a search.

A recent operation carried out for an anonymous dad whose daughter had years-long problems with drugs turned up a baggie of mysterious white powder:

The dad sifts through two drawers in the table but finds nothing; Robichaud explains that a scent can linger months after drugs are removed. Then the dad feels around in the chair — a large, upholstered recliner. There is nothing in the cushions, so he looks around the back and pulls open a Velcro flap that covers the chair's mechanics. His hand hits on a plastic baggie.

"What is that?" the dad says as he pulls it out.

"Oh, my God," Robichaud says, as the dad holds up a sandwich bag filled with white powder.


What happens next? Robichaud says he's not legally obligated to go to the police, and in most cases he won't, but if the pooch turns up "a meth lab," he says, or "a big amount of a narcotic," he might decide that he should. Risky!

More nefarious: peeping Toms who call in the dogs on their neighbors. Police aren't allowed to conduct unreasonable search and seizures, but there's a lot less stopping some armchair investigator showing up in your backyard with a german shepherd, demanding to see the goods. You've got a little pot, he calls the cops, and you're arrested based on a search that was conducted without a warrant.

"There's a fundamental principle here that we don't intrude in that way on people's homes," Jay Stanley of the ACLU told NPR. "And I don't think we want to go down the road to allowing open season for neighbors to spy on each other."

So, if you're worried someone around you might be hoarding over a bunch of molly without telling you, should you hire a dog? If you're this person's legal guardian, you have reason to believe they have an actual problem, and you'd rather not involve the police, sure, but proceed with extreme caution. If not, stay away. If the civil liberties argument isn't enough to convince you, take it from an actual cop.

Law enforcement officials have their own concerns. Jim Pasco of the National Fraternal Order of Police worries that a dog handler could inadvertently walk into the middle of an ongoing criminal investigation, putting the whole thing — and possibly lives — at risk.

"We don't seek this kind of assistance," Pasco says. "We believe that some things are best left to police to ensure the best possible result."

http://www.npr.org/2014/07/15/331362828/drug-sniffing-dogs-ease-parents-minds-or-confirm-their-fears

Well this is a new level for some folks
 
Shark Bites Off More Than It Can Chew, Chokes To Death On Sea Lion

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5595824?utm_hp_ref=tw

I didnt even know they could choke. I guess it was blocking its gills.
Eh, slightly misleading title:

The Department of Fisheries in Western Australia concluded that the sea lion either damaged the shark's internal organs, or the shark simply became stranded while trying to "get rid of the obstruction."

We'll see whether a necropsy gives any actual answers.
 
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FedEx Charged in Illegal Prescription Drug Conspiracy

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The Justice Department indicted FedEx Thursday on federal charges that accuse the company of having conspired with illegal online pharmacies to deliver controlled substances and other pharmaceuticals purchased by people without prescriptions.

The 15-count indictment stems from deliveries made from 2000 to 2010 from illegal pharmacies that only required an online form to order prescription medications. According to the indictment, FedEx had knowingly been delivering the drugs even after multiple warnings from drug enforcement officials. The scheme, prosecutors say, netted the company $820 million.

"The advent of Internet pharmacies allowed the cheap and easy distribution of massive amounts of illegal prescription drugs to every corner of the United States, while allowing perpetrators to conceal their identities through the anonymity the Internet provides," U.S. Attorney Melinda Haag said in a statement. "This indictment highlights the importance of holding corporations that knowingly enable illegal activity responsible for their role in aiding criminal behavior."

According to prosecutors, FedEx had made arrangements to keep the flow of drug deliveries moving even after some of its couriers alerted them that they were being threatened with violence. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

The grand jury also said FedEx couriers in Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia had warned the company as early as 2004 that their trucks were being stopped by pharmacy customers demanding packages of pills and threatening them with harm, and that some of the listed delivery addresses were vacant homes where carloads of people were waiting for their drugs.

In response, the indictment said, FedEx began separating drug deliveries from problematic Internet pharmacies and holding them for pickup at company stations.


FedEx has also been accused of colluding with illegal drug companies and their known associates even after they had been shut down and their proprietors arrested. From NBC News:

But the indictment alleges that the company continued to distribute controlled substances and prescription drugs on behalf of the Chhabra-Smoley Organization and Superior Drugs. They did so even after officials knew they had been closed down by state and federal law enforcement agencies and that their owners, operators, pharmacists, and doctors had been indicted, arrested and convicted of illegally distributing drugs, it said.

Fed-Ex conspired with Chhabra-Smoley between 2000 and 2008 and Superior Drugs from 2002 through 2010, the indictment said. Prosecutors noted that, Drug Enforcement Agency, Food and Drug Administration and Congress had informed FedEx that illegal Internet pharmacies were violating state and federal law by using its shipping services to distribute controlled substances.


FedEx disputed the charges, with Patrick Fitzgerald, senior vice president of marketing and communications, telling the Wall Street Journal, "We will defend against this attack on the integrity and good name of FedEx and its employees." More from the Journal:

FedEx repeatedly has asked for a list of online pharmacies that are illegally shipping prescription drugs, Mr. Fitzgerald said, something law-enforcement officials haven't yet provided. "Whenever DEA provides us a list of pharmacies engaging in illegal activity, we will turn off shipping for those companies immediately," he added.

"We are a transportation company—we are not law enforcement," Fitzgerald said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/18/us-fedex-indictments-drugs-idUSKBN0FM31I20140718

Anyone think the people responsible will actually do some time or just slap them with a fine like usual?
 
Casey Kasem's Body Reported Missing From Funeral Home

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Even death hasn't put a stop to the tragic family feud over Casey Kasem, the most-beloved top 40 DJ in American history.

Kasem passed away last month, after suffering through Lewy body dementia and being moved from facility to facility by his wife, Jean, who allegedly wanted to keep him away from his daughters. Now his body, still unburied and uncremated, has gone missing from a Tacoma, Wash., funeral home, TMZ reports.

Kasem's daughter Kerri told TMZ she believes Jean stole the corpse and left the country Thursday, just one day after a judge granted a restraining order to keep the body where it was.

Kerri Kasem also asked for the right to an autopsy after she learned that Jean had requested one from the funeral home, CBS reports.

"I'm concerned about the results of any autopsy Jean Kasem may have commissioned and how they might be used," Kerri wrote. "Consequently, I thought it would be best to ask the Washington Court to allow me to have an autopsy conducted by a forensic pathologist of my own selection."

Understandable.

The autopsy hearing is scheduled for July 25.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/07/18/casey...neral-home-jean-kasem-criminal-investigation/

That's crazy
 
http://jhaines6.wordpress.com/2014/07/18/presstv-vatican-bitterly-irked-by-1500-year-old-bible-newly-found-in-turkey/

PressTV: Vatican bitterly irked by 1500-year-old Bible newly found in Turkey

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The Vatican is deeply concerned over a 1500-year-old Bible which was found in Turkey and rejects the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

Vatican authorities have called on the Turkish government to allow its experts to examine the content of the book, which was discovered and kept secret in Turkey in 2000.

Reports say the Turkish government has transferred the book to the Ethnography Museum of Ankara with a police escort.

Ankara said that the Bible had been snatched from a mob of smugglers in a Mediterranean region operation.

The book contains the Gospel of Barnabas, a disciple of Christ, and says that Jesus had not been crucified but ascended to heaven alive. St. Barnabas was an early Christian and is traditionally identified as the founder of the Cypriot Church.

It also says Jesus was not the son of God but a prophet who spoke the word of God, calling Apostle Paul “The Impostor.”

The text maintains a vision similar to Islam, contradicting the New Testament’s teachings of Christianity. The ancient book also foresees the coming of Islam’s Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him).

It is hand written in Syriac, a dialect of Aramaic, which is said to be the native language of Jesus Christ. Some experts and religious figures believe that the book is original, according to reports.
 


Giant crater appears at the 'end of the world' in SIBERIA

UFO landing site? Meteorite crater? Scientists baffled by gigantic 262ft hole that has appeared at Siberia's 'End of The World'

Enormous crater appears suddenly in part of Russia whose name translates as 'the end of the world'

Teams of scientists are rushing east to fathom the cause of this unusual - and rare - geographical occurrence

One especially outlandish theory talks about a UFO landing as a possible cause of this colossal chasm in the earth
 
http://www.fastcoexist.com/3033154/fund-this/biohackers-are-growing-real-cheese-in-a-lab-no-cow-needed

Biohackers Are Growing Real Cheese In A Lab, No Cow Needed
Real vegan cheese. It's not an oxymoron, it's a miracle of synthetic biology.

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If you're a vegan, cheese options are limited. There are high-quality vegan cheeses out there, but they just don't taste the same, and they're mostly soft-- it's difficult to make any sort of hard vegan cheese, like gouda or cheddar. A team of Bay Area biohackers is trying to create a new option: real vegan cheese. That is, cheese derived from baker's yeast that has been modified to produce real milk proteins. It's the same as cow cheese, but made without the cow. Think of it as the cheese equivalent of lab-grown meat.

The journey towards vegan cheese began a few years ago, when synthetic biologist Marc Juul started thinking about the genetic engineering possibilities. Now, Juul and a group of people from two Bay Area biohacker spaces, Counter Culture Labs and BioCurious, are trying to create a finished product in time for the International Genetically Engineered Machine competition--a global synthetic biology competition--in October. So far, they've raised over $16,000 on Indiegogo to do it.


The vegan cheese team does have a number of vegan and vegetarian members, as well as others passionate about the challenge and the prospect of having cheese that doesn't require the mistreatment of cows. "We're blessed in the Bay Area. There are lots of great cheeses produced north of San Francisco--small scale, organic, free-range, small cheese manufacturers. But that doesn’t hold for most cheese currently being made," says Patrik D'haeseleer, a computational biologist on the team.

In order to get baker's yeast to produce milk proteins, the team scoured animal genomes to come up with milk-protein genetic sequences. Those sequences are then inserted into yeast, where they can produce milk protein. Once the protein is purified, it needs to be mixed with a vegan milk-fat replacement, sugar (not lactose, so that the cheese will be edible by the lactose intolerant among us), and water to create vegan milk. Then the normal cheese-making process can commence. The team wants to start with a cheddar or gouda to satisfy vegan cravings for hard cheese.

"There are lots of naturally occurring cheese proteins that have naturally occurring [positive] health effects. We can pick and choose variants we want to use," says D'haeseleer. He stresses that the end product is GMO free. While the yeast is genetically modified, the purified proteins secreted by the yeast are not. Rennet used in traditional cheese is produced in a similar manner, using GMO E.coli bacteria.

Research is still in the early stages. By October, the team hopes to have four of the casein (milk) proteins produced and verified, along with the enzyme that attaches phosphate groups to these proteins. Ideally, the team would also like to demonstrate that it can coagulate the ingredients into cheese.

"At that point, we might have a small amount of what we might call cheese, on the order of grams or milligrams. Then we can start talking about how to scale it up," says D'haeseleer. "When it gets into the art and science of cheesemaking, we would probably collaborate with a real cheesemaker at that point. That's a whole different skillset."

In theory, they can make vegan cheese from any mammal's DNA--including humans and other mammals. If the team reaches its stretch goal of $20,000, it plans to create Narwhal cheese, working with researchers at the University of California, Santa Cruz on genetic sequencing and analysis.

All of the research is going up on a public wiki, but some of the team members may reportedly be interested in pursuing this full-time eventually. "10 years ago, this kind of science wouldn’t have been possible," says D'haeseleer. "For synthetic biology, it's gotten to the point where a team of biohackers like us can accomplish this."

Question is, will it taste like the real thing? :o
 
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If it's cheap I'll buy some and tell you. When it comes out that is.
 
How the Pentagon is Bracing for Societal Collapse | Interview with Nafeez Ahmed


Abby Martin interviews Dr. Nafeez Ahmed, journalist for The Guardian, about a recent article he wrote concerning the Pentagon's multimillion dollar project to study peaceful protest movements and prepare for the collapse of industrial society due to factors ranging from income inequality to climate change.

Yeah, instead of spending time and money to fix the inequality of the rich and the poor, let's silence the peaceful activists that are asking for a better world and treat them as common criminals. That's totally the right thing to do :whatever: :doh:
 
Man Changes Flight Twice, Escapes Death On Both Doomed Planes

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A Dutch cyclist has confirmed Saturday that he narrowly escaped death not once but twice after changing his flight plans last minute for both doomed Malaysia Airlines flights. Netherlands public broadcaster RTV Oost reported that Maarten de Jonge changed his most recent flight to this weekend.

de Jonge, who is a professional cyclist, wrote in a statement on his website that his narrow escape on both the still-missing MH370 and the shot-down MH17 planes should not be the focus of either tragedy.

Via ABC News:

"What has happened is terrible, so many victims, that's a horrible thing," de Jonge said in a translated statement on his website. "I have my story done and I would like to leave it ... my story is ultimately nothing compared to the misery in which so many people are paid."

Despite his Final Destination-like near miss of death, de Jonge told the local news network that he still plans on flying to Malaysia later this week.

http://abcnews.go.com/International...dy-scheduled-doomed-flights/story?id=24632968

Wow, talk about lucky
 
California’s Drought — Who’s Really Using all the Water?

Last week, Governor Jerry Brown declared a drought emergency for the state of California as 2013 was the driest year in the state’s history since records started being kept about 100 years ago. State water reservoirs are critically low and farmers, lawmakers, and environmentalists’ growing concerns have gone from a slow drip to a raging storm. Activists and farmers recently joined forces and came in droves from the Central Valley to rally on the capitol steps in Sacramento, demanding action as water levels drop and anxiety levels rise.

California residents have been asked to be vigilant and cut back on household water use, but only about 4 percent of California’s water footprint is individual, personal use. A stunning 93 percent goes to agriculture, according to a 2012 Pacific Institute report, so if we really want to talk about drastic conservation, perhaps we should look at our food choices.

Of the foods produced in the Golden State, the thirstiest by far are those that are derived from animals. Household impact is a trickle compared to the flood of water needed to produce meat, dairy, and eggs, especially when compared to plant foods. For example, a study at Cornell University found that producing one pound of animal protein requires about 100 times more water than producing one pound of grain protein. Another study adds to the overflow of evidence finding that the amount of water needed to produce one pound of beef is almost 1,600 gallons, compared to just 102 gallons for a pound of wheat.

Humans drink less than one gallon of water per day, but a cow can drink up to 23 gallons of water a day, according to a North Dakota State University study. That’s a huge amount of water to keep millions of animals alive.

Not only does it take vast amounts of water to hydrate the animals, millions of additional gallons of fresh water go to irrigate the feed for livestock, to wash excrement off the concrete floors, to clean the blood and grease from the equipment in the butchering process, and further uses that are not necessary in plant food production. For example, a dairy operation that utilizes an automatic flushing system can use up to 150 gallons of water per cow, per day, the United States Department of Agriculture Natural Resource Conservation Services reports.

The crops we have chosen to quickly fatten up our farm animals are wasting water as well. Corn and soybeans, which represent the vast majority of livestock’s diet, are comparably cheap as a result of government subsidies. However, these crops are also exogenous; they have a deeper thirst for water than endogenous crops, which are dormant in the warm summer months when there is a high demand for water. Exogenous crops like corn and soy require more water and are therefore yet another drain on an already wasteful system of processing animal products, as a study published in Water Policy reveals.

Most people shower every day an average of about seven minutes of hot water with the showerhead flowing out about two gallons of water a minute. The Water Education Foundation calculates that every pound of California beef requires about 2,464 gallons of water to produce. You would save more water just by replacing a pound of beef with plant foods than you would by not showering for six months!

People are looking to grass-fed beef as a possible eco-alternative to commercial operations, but the grass is no greener for grass-fed animals. In fact, pasture raised animals require more water than their factory farmed cousins, because they have a higher activity level and spend more time in the sun, especially during the summer months. Grass-fed beef can also produce 50 to 60 percent more greenhouse gas emissions than their grain-eating counterparts, sometimes producing as much as four times more methane emissions than feedlot cattle, reports Science News.

California families are concerned and ready to take action. Responsible citizens will be taking shorter showers, shutting off the water while brushing their teeth, and only washing clothes with a full load. But what most people don’t know is the much greater impact of their diet.

Each of us has an opportunity to take action that could cut our water waste far more than any household use by reducing or eliminating animal products from our diet. It takes less water to produce one year’s worth of food for a completely plant-based diet than it does to produce one month’s worth of food for a diet with animal products.

As Californians, we know it’s healthy to eat more veggies, whole grains, beans, and fruits. We also know that animals are suffering — living miserable, short lives in filthy, confined conditions, being cruelly treated, and brutally slaughtered. Now, we have a statewide crisis and could run out of one of life’s absolute necessities: fresh, clean water.

It may be more abstract than just turning off the tap, but the foods we choose impact our water supply. Eating more veggies, fruits and grains, and reducing or eliminating our consumption of meat, milk, and eggs will help your family decrease their environmental footprint, get healthy, help animals, and preserve enough fresh water for generations of Californians to come.

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/californias-drought-whos-really-using-all-the-water/
 
A new study conducted by Loma Linda University shows that vegetarians and semi-vegetarians live 20% longer than people who eat a meat-based diet. On top of that, vegetarian diets significantly reduce carbon emissions, since various studies have shown that meat production contributes anywhere from 14 to 50% of all greenhouse gasses. According to the study, vegetarian food production resulted in about a third fewer emissions than a meat-eating diet.

The study is the first of its kind to look at a large, living population – over 96,000 people – rather than simulated data or a small group of individuals. The data from the study shows that a vegetarian diet really is a healthy option, which is useful information given our current diet confusion (Paleo diet? Full fat? Low carb?). According to Sam Soret, one of the co-authors of the study, “the takeaway message is that relatively small reductions in the consumption of animal products result in non-trivial environmental benefits and health benefits.”

The full study hasn’t been published yet – it is slated to come out in this month’s issue of the American Journal of Clinical Nutritio – but the study, conducted by Loma Linda University on a diverse range of over 73,000 Seventh Day Adventists could help point the way to a healthier life and a healthier planet.

http://inhabitat.com/meat-eaters-have-higher-mortality-and-a-higher-carbon-footprint/
 
Roof of Texas Prison Collapses, Trapping and Injuring Dozens of Inmates

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Authorities say that the roof on a privately-owned prison in East Texas collapsed Saturday morning, resulting in the injuries of 20 inmates and trapping many more. The unit at the Diboll Correctional Center where the incident happened housed 84 inmates.

According to local television broadcaster ABC13, the collapse happened at 11:30 a.m. Saturday morning. The ceiling is reportedly made almost entirely of sheet rock.

Via ABC13:

All 19 were transported to a local hospital for evaluation. One was then flown to a hospital here in Houston. At this time, we don't know the condition of the patient who was airlifted. As for the others, we're told the injuries don't appear to be serious.

According to the Associated Press, a spokesperson for the prison could not confirm what caused the ceiling to collapse.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PRISON_ROOF_COLLAPSE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Already in prison and then a roof falls on ya. These guys have no luck
 
Man Changes Flight Twice, Escapes Death On Both Doomed Planes

Have the conspiracy theorists seized on this yet? Sounds like someone wanted this guy dead badly enough to down two planes. :o
 
Have the conspiracy theorists seized on this yet? Sounds like someone wanted this guy dead badly enough to down two planes. :o

He is part of the conspiracy too. :o He purposively cancelled the flight twice cause he knew they were going down :o
 
This Awesome Urn Will Turn You into a Tree After You Die

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You don't find many designers working in the funeral business thinking about more creative ways for you to leave this world (and maybe they should be). However, the product designer Gerard Moline has combined the romantic notion of life after death with an eco solution to the dirty business of the actual, you know, transition.

His Bios Urn is a biodegradable urn made from coconut shell, compacted peat and cellulose and inside it contains the seed of a tree. Once your remains have been placed into the urn, it can be planted and then the seed germinates and begins to grow. You even have the choice to pick the type of plant you would like to become, depending on what kind of planting space you prefer.

Editor's Note: The Bios Urn is a patented design of Estudimoline, the design company of Gerard Moline, a Catalan artist and product designer who designed Bio Urn for animals in 1999. http://patentados.com/invento/urna-biodegradable.html

http://bigthink.com/design-for-good/this-awesome-urn-will-turn-you-into-a-tree-after-you-die

Cool concept. I like it.
 
Helsinki's ambitious plan to make car ownership pointless in 10 years
Finland's capital hopes a 'mobility on demand' system that integrates all forms of shared and public transport in a single payment network could essentially render private cars obsolete
The Finnish capital has announced plans to transform its existing public transport network into a comprehensive, point-to-point "mobility on demand" system by 2025 – one that, in theory, would be so good nobody would have any reason to own a car.

Helsinki aims to transcend conventional public transport by allowing people to purchase mobility in real time, straight from their smartphones. The hope is to furnish riders with an array of options so cheap, flexible and well-coordinated that it becomes competitive with private car ownership not merely on cost, but on convenience and ease of use.

Subscribers would specify an origin and a destination, and perhaps a few preferences. The app would then function as both journey planner and universal payment platform, knitting everything from driverless cars and nimble little buses to shared bikes and ferries into a single, supple mesh of mobility. Imagine the popular transit planner Citymapper fused to a cycle hire service and a taxi app such as Hailo or Uber, with only one payment required, and the whole thing run as a public utility, and you begin to understand the scale of ambition here.

That the city is serious about making good on these intentions is bolstered by the Helsinki Regional Transport Authority's rollout last year of a strikingly innovative minibus service called Kutsuplus. Kutsuplus lets riders specify their own desired pick-up points and destinations via smartphone; these requests are aggregated, and the app calculates an optimal route that most closely satisfies all of them.

All of this seems cannily calculated to serve the mobility needs of a generation that is comprehensively networked, acutely aware of motoring's ecological footprint, and – if opinion surveys are to be trusted – not particularly interested in the joys of private car ownership to begin with. Kutsuplus comes very close to delivering the best of both worlds: the convenient point-to-point freedom that a car affords, yet without the onerous environmental and financial costs of ownership (or even a Zipcar membership).

But the fine details of service design for such schemes as Helsinki is proposing matter disproportionately, particularly regarding price. As things stand, Kutsuplus costs more than a conventional journey by bus, but less than a taxi fare over the same distance – and Goldilocks-style, that feels just about right. Providers of public transit, though, have an inherent obligation to serve the entire citizenry, not merely the segment who can afford a smartphone and are comfortable with its use. (In fairness, in Finland this really does mean just about everyone, but the point stands.) It matters, then, whether Helsinki – and the graduate engineering student the municipality has apparently commissioned to help it design its platform – is proposing a truly collective next-generation transit system for the entire public, or just a high-spec service for the highest-margin customers.

It remains to be seen, too, whether the scheme can work effectively not merely for relatively compact central Helsinki, but in the lower-density municipalities of Espoo and Vantaa as well. Nevertheless, with the capital region's arterials and ring roads as choked as they are, it feels imperative to explore anything that has a realistic prospect of reducing the number of cars, while providing something like the same level of service.

To be sure, Helsinki is not proposing to go entirely car-free. (Many people in Finland have a summer cottage in the countryside, and rely on a car to get to it.) But it's clear that urban mobility badly needs to be rethought for an age of commuters every bit as networked as the vehicles and infrastructures on which they rely, but who retain expectations of personal mobility entrained by a century of private car ownership. Helsinki's initiative suggests that at least one city understands how it might do so.

http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2014/jul/10/helsinki-shared-public-transport-plan-car-ownership-pointless
 
No it's where you get told you should make like a tree and leaf. :p
 
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