Weird News of the World Thread - Part 1

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Fortified Cereal Is Bad for Your Kids

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In a new report by the Environmental Working Group, a health-based research organization in D.C., it was revealed that children are ingesting dangerous levels of vitamin A, niacin, and zinc in fortified cereals whose added nutrients were calculated based on an adult diet.

The report looked at so-called fortified cereals, that in spite of their already lackluster nutritional value, can be boosted with appeals to health-conscious parents by adding labels indicating nutritional benefits.

EWG studied 1,566 breakfast cereals and 1,025 snack/energy bars, and found that 23 cereals were fortified with nutrients in the amount of "much greater" than children ages 8 and younger should be consuming.

Via USA Today:

When combining food intake and vitamin supplements, the report calculates that more than 10 million American children are getting too much vitamin A; more than 13 million get excessive too much zinc; and nearly 5 million get too much niacin.

The breakfast cereals with the highest added nutrient levels were Kellogg's Product 19 and General Mills Total Raisin Brain, as well as a number of store brands from places like Food Lion, Safeway, and Stop & Shop.

According to the EWG report, high levels of niacin, vitamin A, or zinc can have adverse health affects for children under 8.

Getting adequate amounts of all three nutrients is needed to maintain health and prevent disease, but the report says that routinely ingesting too much vitamin A can, over time, lead to health issues such as liver damage and skeletal abnormalities. High zinc intakes can impair copper absorption and negatively affect red and white blood cells and immune function, and consuming too much niacin can cause short-term symptoms such as rash, nausea and vomiting, the report says.

Kris Charles, a spokesperson for Kellogg, provided a statement that doesn't really say much except "kids don't eat fruits and vegetables so they should eat our crappy cereal for nutrients."

From his statement:

"The report ignores a great deal of the nutrition science and consumption data showing that without fortification of foods such as ready-to-eat cereals, many children would not get enough vitamins & minerals in their diets. Less than 2 percent of all cereals assessed by EWG made their "Top 23" list and the vast majority of these are adult-oriented cereals not regularly consumed by children."

The FDA was typically evasive on the issue, suggesting that they'd been able to consider proposed daily estimates of vitamin intake for infants and young children but not kids between 4 and 8. Renée Sharp, EWG's director of research, told USA Today that most nutritional labels on our foods haven't been updated since 1968, a problem that the FDA aims to remedy this year.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/24/cereals-fortified-childrens-health/11103783/

Crazy stuff, something for all you parents with young children out there to consider
 
Children shouldn't be eating most of those cereals in the first place.
 
Anything with marshmallows should only be eaten by teens and adults. Kids shouldn't be eating that crap for breakfast.
 
Young Bride-to-Be Killed in Car Crash On Way to Bachelorette Party

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Bride-to-be Collette Moreno, 26, died in a car crash on the way to her bachelorette party this weekend, KCTV reports. Moreno's best friend, Ashley Theobald, was driving. Moreno (pictured above, left) took a selfie just before the crash.

Theobald told KCTV she collided with another vehicle after trying to pass a truck — she says the truck's exhaust fumes were giving Moreno an asthma attack. "We both thought it was clear and there was a hill that neither one of us saw. I tried to go around and there was a truck coming and I swerved and he swerved with me," she said.

According to the Daily Mail, Moreno was set to marry Jesse Arcobasso in Jamaica on July 26th. Moreno's five-year-old son lived with the couple. Arcobasso says Moreno's son hasn't comprehended the accident yet: "He doesn't quite understand everything just yet. I know it's going to take time."

http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/loca...o-lake-of-ozarks-bachelorette-party/11278397/

Tragic accident, sometimes the best option is to simply pull over and take a break.
 
First Female European Soccer Coach Quits After Only Hours On the Job

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Helena Costa, the first female to take a position as the coach of a men's professional soccer team in Europe, abruptly resigned from her job Tuesday only hours into the job. Costa had taken on the historic role as coach of Clermont Foot 63, based in the Auvergne region of France.

The statement from her club was to the point, expressing that Costa had decided "not to honor her engagement" to the club. According to the Guardian, it is rumored that the decision to hire the Portuguese-born Costa was a publicity stunt by the club's owners.

Via the Guardian:

It was reported that she had not seen any of the players and had not taken part in any of the players' physical testing sessions before she left.

Instead Costa's apparent walkout left everyone wondering what had gone wrong. Claude Michy, the club's owner, said the decision was "sudden and surprising" and he "deeply regretted" it.

Costa will speak at a press conference this afternoon regarding her departure.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/24/female-football-manager-helena-costa-france-quits

Well that is very weird, why did she take the job in the first place? Something smells fishy here
 
Fishermen Catch Great White Shark off Coast of Queens

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Summer has barely started, and already people are finding terrifying beasts in the waters surrounding New York City. Just last weekend, a group of fishermen caught a baby great white shark off the coast of Rockaway Beach, Queens.

According to Steve Fernandez, who hauled the great white in along with a few markedly less culturally relevant blue sharks, there is in fact no magic fence keeping our worst nightmares from manifesting themselves close to the beach. From DNAinfo:

Steve Fernandez, 29, and his friends were on the water Sunday when they spotted a great white toward the rear of the boat that was an estimated 10-feet long.

"I've seen them off shore, never really this close," said Fernandez, who works in the insurance industry. "There's no magical fence that keeps them off the beach. They swim wherever they want to go."

The naive fishers, rather than dispose of the scourge before it can terrorize more innocent New Yorkers, released it back into the water, per National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration guidelines. Don't they know what happens next?

http://dnainfo.com/new-york/20140624/rockaway-beach/baby-great-white-shark-caught-off-rockaway

Seems like great whites are popping up all over the place lately. I know a few had been spotted off the coast of FL not too long ago
 
They're supposed to be coming as far north as eastern Canada as well.
 
Man Dies After Falling Into Wood Chipper

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A man working with an industrial-sized wood chipper died today in Davie, Fla. when he fell into the machine. Police are still investigating the accident.

According to police, the victim was working with two others to clear brush when he fell in and was dragged through the machine. The Associated Press reports that while police and firefighters responded, when they arrived at the scene "it was obvious that the victim was already dead."

An NBC affiliate in south Florida also reported the following statistic:

According to OSHA, from 2000-2013, there were 11 wood chipper deaths in the United States, but none in the state of Florida.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Dies-in-Wood-Chipper-Accident-264299201.html

That is a terrible way to go
 
One Huge Scrotum Gives Another Huge Scrotum Hope

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Michigan man Dan Maurer thought he had hit a dead end when his scrotum started to balloon in his late 20's (you young men take note: this could still happen to you). While he lost weight, per doctors' orders, his sac swelled. It now weighs about 100 lbs. Maurer didn't know what to do, and then he turned on TLC.

He saw the network's now-classic 1-hour doc The Man with the 132-lb. Scrotum and his life changed. "That's when I found out that's what I have," Maurer told WZZM. The special chronicled the removal of Wesley Warren Jr.'s giant scrotum, which was caused by a condition called scrotal lymphedema.

And so, through the power of exploitative reality TV, Maurer found hope. And so it goes: each one (owner of a giant scrotum) teach one (owner of a giant scrotum). Maurer is now raising money to pay for a procedure that would remove his scrotal growth. His GoFundMe is here. He is looking to raise $20,000.

Warren, by the way, died earlier this year, though his death was attributed to his diabetes and heart attacks. His scrotum and its removal supposedly played no role.

http://www.wzzm13.com/story/news/he...an-with-100-lb-scrotum-misdiagnosed/11272591/

Does this guy not have the internet? I don't think you will get anything but the other guy in a search for 100 lbs scrotum. I am glad he found out whats wrong with him and hopefully he gets the surgery he needs
 
Iraq Insurgents Reportedly Praise Lionel Messi, Invite Him to Do Jihad

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Lionel Messi, the Argentine soccer superstar, reportedly got online accolades for his World Cup heroism this weekend from the Islamic militants rapidly taking over Iraq—along with an invitation to "join the jihadist call," according to news reports.

The Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, an umbrella group for Sunni jihadists who have gained control of much of the Iraqi state in recent weeks, supposedly congratulated Messi on Twitter and Facebook accounts for his late heroics in the Argentina-Iran match last Saturday, where he scored the game's only goal in injury time to defeat the Shi'ite Islamic Republic.

There's plenty of reason, however, to greet the report with skepticism. Reported in English last night by the Brookings Institution, it's based on a Farsi report by Mehr News, an Iranian government-controlled media agency that backs the pro-Shi'ite Iraqi government in Baghdad against the Sunni Islamists.

The Messi story also cuts against the grain of an earlier report by Mehr that ISIS militants were beating World Cup soccer fans in Iraq because the jihadis "[consider] watching football matches as levity which is a sin."

But who knows? The name Lionel supposedly comes from the French for "young lion." And the Arabic for lion is "Osama." So, you know, insert Sharia conspiracy theory here.

http://www.brookings.edu/blogs/iran...-lionel-messi-for-world-cup-goal-against-iran

It's probably not true but I'm sure he is honored if it is. :o
 
Douse Your Whole Freaking Body In Yogurt

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If you thought yogurtmania had already reached its inevitable fever pitch, you clearly haven't been eating enough yogurt to keep your brain strong. Now, instead of just eating all those active cultures in Fage and two-bit hack yogurt Chobani, you can rub Greek yogurt all over your body for cleanliness and moisturizing.

Major soap brand Dial announced their new line of Greek yogurt and "FroYo"-themed body washes, soaps, and lotions in February, but it looks like they're just starting to get traction among informal yogurt lobbyists and eaters now.

From Dial's website on their line of Greek Yogurt Vanilla Honey body washes:

With two times the protein nourishment of ordinary yogurt, this ultra-hydrating body wash conditions skin to help it retain natural moisture. Its rich lather rinses clean, for lasting refreshment skin needs to stay healthy.

And for the health-conscious, who'd prefer a few less calories in their cleansing routine, there's always FroYo Cooling Body Wash:

Inspired by your favorite frozen treat, this oh-so-cool body wash lathers up with a sensational chill, and rinses away to reveal deliciously soft skin. Rich in healthy moisture with skin-conditioning yogurt proteins, it's a refreshing way to wake up your skin!

Dial M for make me a raft and send me to out to sea.

http://www.dialsoap.com/products/greek-yogurt-vanilla-honey-moisturizing-body-wash

This has got to be critical mass for this whole crazy greek yogurt fad
 
I.....I....I don't know what to say to this. :dry: I seriously hope this is a joke news story. Edit: Yup...it's fake. I was freaking out for a minute seeing a how this should be scientifically impossible

A pregnant woman in Portland, Oregon was hospitalized this week with extreme stomach pains, and doctors were extremely shocked at what they discovered.

Mary Lambert, who is 8 months pregnant, went to Silverstein Memorial Hospital in Portland when she thought she might be going into labor. Doctors examined her, and initially could not figure out what was causing Lambert’s pain. After an ultrasound to check on her baby, they were taken aback to find that her unborn daughter was also pregnant.

“I have never in my life seen anything like this.” Said Dr. Joseph Goldsmith, a pediatric surgeon at Silverstein. “I don’t think anyone has. This is the first time that an unborn baby has become impregnated. It’s so far beyond rare that we didn’t know it was possible.”

Up until now, the youngest person to ever become pregnant was Lina Medina, a Peruvian girl who was just under 6 years old when she gave birth. Doctors were shocked at Medina’s diagnosis at the time, but it was later discovered that she had entered into Precocious puberty, which is a rare disorder that causes puberty in extremely young children. It won’t be possible to test Lambert’s unborn daughter for Precocious puberty until she is born. Even if she is found to have the rare disorder, it will still make her the youngest person to ever become pregnant.


Lambert and her husband, Carl, are naturally very worried about the safety of their baby.

“Doctors told us it was safe to have sex while I was pregnant. Several of my girlfriends told me that they did, and there were no problems at all.” Said Lambert. “We never thought this would happen. Carl is going to be a dad, and a grandpa all at once? I don’t – I mean, who can understand all this? I just worry that my baby won’t make it. Even if she does, I’m too young to be a grandmother.”

Lambert’s doctors say, unbelievably, that both babies seem to be very healthy. When Lambert gives birth to her baby next month, she will be about 6 months pregnant, and is looking at spending her first several months of life in the hospital as doctors determine how best to handle the situation.

“At this point, we don’t know whether Mary’s daughter will survive if she continues to sustain another life inside her.” Said Goldsmith. “All we know is that this is a very rare, very unusual case, and we are taking it day-by-day. So far, Mary and babies are doing fine.”




Unborn Baby Becomes Pregnant
 
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I'd give you the link to the website as it's full of comics like that but the creator took it down since he didn't get his kickstarter money he was looking for.

I could PM you a link to read it another way or just look up Pictures for Sad Children, you may find it yourself.
 
I'd give you the link to the website as it's full of comics like that but the creator took it down since he didn't get his kickstarter money he was looking for.

I could PM you a link to read it another way or just look up Pictures for Sad Children, you may find it yourself.

I've seen them around the net, they always make me laugh. Sad he didn't get his funds
 
I.....I....I don't know what to say to this. :dry: I seriously hope this is a joke news story. Edit: Yup...it's fake. I was freaking out for a minute seeing a how this should be scientifically impossible

Unborn Baby Becomes Pregnant
If a story sounds too outrageous or scientifically possible to be true it likely is. Although there is the rare story that legitimately does bend the rules and seems impossible. This one though definitely is. Unless you count a fetus as "pregnant" with a partially absorbed twin.
 
Oakland to Finally Legalize Pinball After 80-Year Ban

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When pinball was invented nearly a century ago, machines had no flippers, and the game was based mostly on chance — meaning low-down, hooch-swilling plunger-pullers often used it for gambling. In the 1930s, the city of Oakland, California tried to rid itself of this scourge and officially outlawed the game.

That didn't really work. Pinball, of course, is played for recreation in bars and arcades everywhere, including the Bay Area, and in recognition of that, the City Council's public safety committee is moving to officially legalize it.

Fans are celebrating the symbolic victory. From SFGate:

"I think it's great. People love pinball," said Adrien Smadbeck, a cook at Hi-Life, an Uptown pub that has 13 pinball machines and hosts a women's pinball league. "It's different than a video game. With pinball, I see a lot of people socializing and making friends. I'm glad the city is doing this."

Oakland wasn't the only city to greet the game's flashing lights and white-knuckle action with good old-fashioned moral panic. Machines were banned in New York City until 1976, when ace player Roger Sharpe pulled a Babe Ruth, calling his shot in front of the City Council to demonstrate that pinball was a game of skill, and should therefore be allowed.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Jackpot-Oakland-decriminalizing-pinball-machines-5565613.php

I'm sure the kids are running through the streets from sheer excitement and joy :o
 
Ah yes, Pinball. That scourge of the minds of children. They should be out playing baseball or doing their homework. No good can come of this! Mark my words!
 
Trouble. Right there in Oakland city. Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pinball.
 
It's Freakishly Easy To Steal Phone PINs With Google Glass

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Not feeling paranoid enough today? Here you go: Your phone lock screen might actually make it easier for nefarious cyber bandits to steal your passwords.

Researchers at the University of Massachusetts Lowell recently conducted a study illustrating how easy it is to steal phone PINS, even from across the room. They used cameras on Google Glass, an iPhone 5, and a Logitech webcam to test how well these devices can record when people entered their passwords. Glass could detect someone's PIN with 83 percent accuracy from 3 meters away, even when the screen wasn't visible. The webcam correctly recorded passwords with 92 percent accuracy.

The iPhone 5 camera detected the passcode every single time.

Wired talked to Xinwen Fu, a computer scientist working on the project. "I think of this as a kind of alert about Google Glass, smartwatches, all these devices," Fu told them. "If someone can take a video of you typing on the screen, you lose everything."

It's not exactly news that people can use their mobile devices to snake your information. The threat of constant, surreptitious surveillance is one of the reasons people are wary of Google Glass. As Forbes recently pointed out, hackers have even devised ways to automate over-the-shoulder password theft. This specific research is freaky because it shows that people can figure out and record your passwords even if they can't see your screen; it offers no respite to the paranoid PIN-typer hunching over and cupping her hand across the top of her phone. And once someone has your phone passcode, they often have a golden ticket to your bank accounts, since ATM PINs are typically four-digit codes as well.

So, what is to be done? Make your mobile PIN different than your ATM PIN or other important passcodes, for starters. Choosing a password other than 1234 or 1111 is also something you should've already done, because those passwords are dumb. For iPhone users, you can turn off the "Simple Passcode" in Settings to give yourself a longer, more complicated password. For Android, you can choose to unlock your phone via facial recognition if you have Ice Cream Sandwich or higher, or select a more sophisticated lock screen password than the standard four-digit option.

Fu and the UMass researchers created an Android app called Privacy Enhancing Keyboard that will randomize the order of the numbers as they appear on your passcode screen, which would make it much harder to figure out what someone types in. They plan to release it after they give a Black Hat talk on their research. Hopefully their talk will spark increased interest in developing even more sophisticated options to keep passwords secure.

Bill Gates has already patented a potential solution: An anti-camera protection technology that will scan an area for potential cameras and alert device users if they're being recorded.

http://www.wired.com/2014/06/google-glass-snoopers-can-steal-your-passcode-with-a-glance/

And folks wonder why most people aren't kosher with everyone around them wearing cameras on their faces
 
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