Weird News of the World Thread - Part 1

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Some Guy Paid $2 Million for a Draft of Dylan's "Like A Rolling Stone"

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A handwritten manuscript of Bob Dylan's "Like A Rolling Stone" was sold today in New York at rich people's eBay, Sotheby's auction house, for $2.045 million to an unidentified bidder. The early draft of the lyrics, written on stationery from the Roger Smith Hotel in Washington, was vaunted by Sotheby's as "the only known surviving draft of the final lyrics for this transformative rock anthem."

As reported by Rolling Stone, the draft is chock-full of ancillary details only a rich, possibly obsessive Dylan fan would want to know. Also: doodles!

Still, the sheets do feature some lyrics that didn't make the final cut, including the phrase, "…dry vermouth/You'll tell the truth" and an abandoned line about Al Capone. The lyrics also show Dylan's various attempts to build a rhyme off of the "How does it feel" line with phrases like, "it feels real," "does it feel real," "get down and kneel," "raw deal" and "shut up and deal." The draft — written at the Roger Smith Hotel in Washington D.C. — also boasts some of Dylan's stray thoughts and doodles.

The lyrics were apparently put up for auction by a man Sotheby's describes as having "met his hero in a non-rock context and bought [the lyrics] directly from Dylan.”

A draft of the lyrics to "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall" were also sold, but for a measly $485,000. According to the Los Angeles Times, the sale of the "Like A Rolling Stone" lyrics "bested the previous record of $1.2 million paid in 2010 for John Lennon's lyrics to 'A Day in the Life' from 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.'"

http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...tion-like-a-rolling-stone-20140624-story.html

I can only imagine the ridiculous things I would buy if I had obscene amounts of cash
 
Man Attacked by Scorpion While Reaching for Bananas at Walmart

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Last week, a man shopping at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart reached into a box of bananas, only to have a freaking scorpion latch onto his hand with its pincers.

"I yanked my arm out and flung it, and this scorpion flopped to the ground," the man, who was shopping with his two-year-old and three-year-old children, told KDKA. "I was standing there in disbelief looking and there was another shopper there and people started to converge, and sure enough it was a scorpion."

"[I was] standing there in a state of disbelief, not really believing that a scorpion had just grabbed onto me in Scott Township," he added.

The man quickly threw the box's lid on top of the scorpion and squashed it.

A Walmart official expressed surprise that the arachnid survived the weeks-long journey to the store, though the company agreed to pay for the man's injuries, which were minor.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014...on-in-box-of-bananas-at-south-hills-wal-mart/

Just one more reason I don't shop for groceries there
 
All the arachnids are attacking from bananas! Burn the bananas! Burn them all!
 
The World's Oldest Human Poop May Have Been Discovered in Spain

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Scientists digging around an ancient Neanderthal campfire site in Spain called El Salt stumbled upon what they believe to be the oldest human poop. Other than the poop being 50,000-years-old, analysis of the feces, as published this week in the scientific journal PLOS One, indicates that Neanderthals may have enjoyed an omnivorous diet, contrary to previous thought that they exclusively dined on meat.

This poop, as USA Today reports, is very, very, very old. Definitely the oldest poop to be discovered yet:

The poop samples come from rock layers dated to roughly 50,000 years ago. That's far older than other ancient wastes, such as those found at Turkey's Catalhöyük, one of the world's earliest large villages, dating back 6,000 to 7,000 years, and what might be 14,000-year-old human coprolites at a cave in Oregon.

Though its age is not so much contested as is the finding that Neanderthals ate plants in addition to meat. The gastronomic behavior of Neanderthals is controversial! Further from USA Today:

If the discovery is truly a prehistoric latrine – a claim that has provoked skepticism among other researchers – it contradicts the pop-culture image of Neanderthals as hunters who subsisted on hunks of flesh. Two of the new poop samples contain the chemical footprints of both meat and plant consumption, providing the earliest known evidence that humans were omnivores who ate significant quantities of plant-based food.

But they might not even be plants. Maybe. Ainara Sistiaga, an organic chemistry and Paleolithic archaeology researcher at MIT and the lead author of the study, told the Los Angeles Times that what they identified as plants in the feces may have come from Neanderthals eating the stomachs of other animals that do eat plants. Though she remains optimistic.

"In any case, this would represent another way to eat plants," she told the Los Angeles Times.

Or...it could just be bear poop. One more time from USA Today:

Other researchers call the new study intriguing but far from airtight. The compounds measured by Sistiaga and her colleagues have probably degraded over time, making them unreliable as indicators of human feces, says Michael Richards of the University of British Columbia. The study does not rule out bears, which are also omnivorous, as the source of the coprolites, says Hervé Bocherens of the University of Tübingen in Germany.

http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0101045

Hooray for ancient poop!
 
Hungry Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Birthday Party, Eats Cupcakes

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A hungry young bear fell through a skylight into a kid's birthday party on Wednesday and ate all the cupcakes. This happened in Alaska, obviously.

The homeowner Glenn Merrill explains, "I was literally in the [living] room, and I heard this cracking. And the next thing you know, there's this bear that, I mean, literally, fell right from [the skylight]. It was like one meter away from me." Apparently, this kind of thing can happen in neighborhoods close to a bunch of trees. The bear didn't hurt anybody.

The wildlife management coordinator who reported to the scene says the incident was not unusual. "Bears are extremely curious and will stake out any source of food they can find," said Ryan Scott. "There probably isn't a neighborhood or place where we have homes where the potential isn't there for you to run into a bear or observe a bear. There is really no place where the potential isn't there." (If you are in Alaska.)

According to Reuters, the bear was "destroyed," which is really not the best euphemism for "killed." R.I.P. the bear.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alaska...ht-into-party-eats-all-the-cupcakes-1.2688030

Dude just wanted some cupcakes. I don't see why they couldn't have just let him go back to the wild though
 
Hungry Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Birthday Party, Eats Cupcakes

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alaska...ht-into-party-eats-all-the-cupcakes-1.2688030

Dude just wanted some cupcakes.

According to Reuters, the bear was "destroyed," which is really not the best euphemism for "killed." R.I.P. the bear

:doh:

I don't see why they couldn't have just let him go back to the wild though

Cause sometimes man acts as a stupid and selfish jerk that thinks he can take the life of any living being just because he has power over it :dry:
 
Everyone Should Get to Travel in a Giant Mechanical Elephant Like This

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The Swedish Tekniska museet has just released this charming vintage photograph of "the World's first mechanical elephant", giving no further information about the huge robotic creature in the black and white shot.

But, according to Cybernetic Zoo, this is Bensina, one of several mechanical elephants designed by British engineer Frank Stuart in the Fifties:

He began by building a steel skeleton, the size of a full grown elephant, and mounted a 10 h.p. petrol engine within. This operates the feet by means of elaborate mechanism and the animal can attain a speed of 27 m.p.h. and has a special licence to use on roads. Over 9000 parts were used in its construction, and the cost exceeded £1200. The entire mechanism is covered with a "hide" of 1/2 inch thick specially toughened paper [using a gas technique] , and the admirable modelling of the head and trunk (used as the exhaust pipe) and the convincing tusks.

One of Stuart's elephants featured in the Top Gear in 2008, which you can watch below. She goes off, with a trumpety-trump. Trump, trump, trump.

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http://www.tekniskamuseet.se/

I would love to cruise down the street by the beach with this thing
 
An Anatomical Chocolate Skull For Sweet-Toothed Cannibals

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Mmmm, chocolate. So delicious. So healthy. Why settle for chowing down on a boring old bar when you could instead… nibble… on this anatomically correct… human… skull? Alas, poor cocoa; this might be the creepiest treat ever created.

Yes, you can actually buy one of these 3.3-pound bony beasts (thanks, Etsy!). Each hand-cast head is life-sized and apparently completely unique—cracked brow here, natural "fresh from the ground" bloom for an extra-authentic look there—and composed of your choice of premium Belgian good stuff (dark, chili, milk, or caramel).

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If this is something you think you could stomach—how the hell would you eat it? Sticking it straight in your mouth seems too morbid; cracking it open equally freaky. If you just like the look, the seller suggests presenting it in a glass display case where it "will practically keep forever." Forever, or until the sweet-toothed zombie apocalypse. Get yours for $118.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/115839827/100-chocolate-skulls-anatomically

I'm sure this will replace the bunny for goth kids Easter baskets :o
 
Eat it on Halloween. Just sit outside while kids walk by and see you eating a skull.
 
Hungry Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Birthday Party, Eats Cupcakes

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alaska...ht-into-party-eats-all-the-cupcakes-1.2688030

Dude just wanted some cupcakes. I don't see why they couldn't have just let him go back to the wild though

I dont like making judgement calls on a situation I didnt witness, but come on. They could have got that bear back into the wild without killing it. Someone just took the easy route to dealing with thw aituation. Shame for the bear. Glad no humans were hurt tho.
 
Dad Finds Out Missing Son Alive on Live TV


DETROIT (CNN) -The stepmother of a missing Detroit boy is now in police custody after the boy was found in his father's basement Wednesday.

According to WXYZ in Detroit, Monique Dillard-Bouthell has been taking into custody for a bench warrant out for her arrest in an incident unrelated to this case.

The other children in their home have been removed by Child Protective Services, and Detroit police are now investigating the possibility of child abuse.

Detroit police say Charlie Bothuell V, 12, was found behind a makeshift barricade.

The father was told during a live TV interview with Headline News' Nancy Grace that his son was found alive in his basement.

"We are getting reports that your son has been found in your basement," Grace said. "Sir? Mr. Bothuell?"

A bizarre revelation, live on the air, the father - who is also named Charlie Bothuell - was apparently shocked to find out his missing son is alive.

"We're getting that right now," Grace said. "How could your son be alive in your basement?"

"[EXPLETIVE] I have no idea," said Charlie Bothuell IV.

Questions are swirling around the discovery of the young Charlie. The father has now gotten a lawyer and not making any comments late Wednesday.

What should have been a happy ending to a missing child case is now shrouded in mystery.

Charlie Bothuell IV says that it's impossible for his son to have been in the basement for the nearly two weeks he was missing.

"Sir, did you check your basement?" Grace said.

"I checked my basement, the FBI checked my basement, the Detroit police checked my basement, my wife checked my basement. I've been down there several times. We've all been checking," Charlie Bothuell IV said.

Detroit police confirm that investigators saw no signs of Charlie Bothuell after searching the home four times, including once with a cadaver dog.

"The FBI searched, Detroit police searched, we all searched, they brought dogs, everything, everybody has searched. Oh my God, my son," Charlie Bothuell IV said.

According to the police, Charlie Bothuell was found barricade behind boxes and a large 55-gallon drum, raising suspicions as to whether someone might have hidden him.

"There's no way he could have erected this makeshift area of concealment. It would be hard for me sit here and tell you that someone didn't know that Charlie was there," said Chief James Craig, Detroit Police.

Link to rest of story, and video:

http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/25877524/dad-told-on-live-tv-missing-son-found-alive

So, do we think his surprise is real, or fake?
 
When I first heard that I thought it is just like Balloon boy. Only now it's basement boy.
 
Dozens Injured After Floor Collapses During Religious Gathering

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Dozens have been reported injured after the floor of a second-story garage apartment collapsed during a Jainist celebration in a Houston suburb. According to reports, at least 100 people had gathered for the party with a religious leader visiting from India and that people on the first floor were trapped after the ceiling above them caved in.

KHOU reports that one person is being treated for a serious head injury and that at least 30 people were being seen at area hospitals for varying injuries. Among the injured was an eight-year-old boy.

According to USA Today, the floor collapsed for exactly the reason you thought: there were too many people.

The second floor was designed to hold six people and there were as many as 40 people upstairs when the floor collapsed onto the lower section. The collapse trapped people underneath and injured those who were above.

Additionally, in aerial views of the garage you can see "signs of rippling or buckling."

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http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-houston-garage-collapse-20140626-story.html

Sucks all those people got hurt but they had to know that second floor wasn't built for that many people.
 
That's hilarious. If it was made to hold 6 people then how packed must it have been to hold 40? Buncha twits.
 
North Carolina Teen Fatally Shot Weeks After Protesting Gun Violence

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Ravon Jordan, 19, was killed outside a house party in Fayetteville, North Carolina early Sunday morning. Just last month, he spoke out against gun violence at a city council meeting, pressuring officials to close the Cambridge Arms Apartments after four murders occurred there.

The Fayetteville Observer reports that Jordan was killed "after he was shot in the head during a gunfight between two rival gangs" outside the house party. According to The New York Daily News, police are still looking for the gang members who fired at least 70 shots outside the party.

At the city council meeting, Jordan expressed concern that there was not enough security or care for people living in fear of gun violence in Fayetteville. "I don't feel like as a resident in an apartment complex you should be paying basically for your gravesite. You shouldn't be paying to be killed or murdered in your own house. When you move into a home, you don't expect to die," he said. The violent crime rate in Fayetteville has been a topic of increasing concern in the last three years.

Jordan's older brother, Rometrius, told the Observer that gang members shot Jordan through a car window. "For something like this to happen, it's just so unreal to me," he said.

http://www.fayobserver.com/news/loc...cle_ffe602ac-1404-53db-94e9-e15fbe3e68e5.html

Tragic that he had just spoken out about the gun violence there and it ends up taking his life. One would hope this spurs people into action but more than likely it will pass without anything being done as usual
 
And of course we'll probably hear gun advocates talking about if he only had a gun he could have protected himself.
 
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