Weird News of the World Thread - Part 1

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Woman Commits Suicide by Jumping Into Crocodile Pit

A 65-year-old woman from Bangkok committed suicide on Friday by walking into a reptile farm outside the capital and jumping into a crocodile pit. Staff attempted to use large sticks to prevent the crocodiles from attacking her, but it was too late.

According to a report in the Bangkok Post, Wanpen Inyai removed her shoes before jumping into a pool that was home to hundreds of adult crocodiles. The water was almost ten feet deep.

Via the BBC:

Staff tried to use long sticks to stop the crocodiles from attacking her, according to the Bangkok Post.

Earlier that day, Ms Wanpen's family had tried to file a missing persons report after they discovered her disappearance, but they were reportedly told to wait for 24 hours.


Since her death, a spokesperson for the Samut Prakarn Crocodile Farm and Zoo said they had installed greater security measures and fences along the pit. The farm is home to over 10,000 crocodiles, the largest crocodile farm in the world, their website claims.

Wanpen's family had said they'd noticed she'd been depressed before her death.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29218557

Damn that's hardcore, she meant freaking business. What a horrible way to go. What baffles me is it's pretty darn easy to get drugs there so why not just go out on an OD? Being eaten by crocodiles would be pretty far down on ways I would end it all
 
Bat With Rabies Attacks and Bites Man Jamming in Forest With His Buds

(vid listed on YoutUbe as: Bat Attack. Can't link due to language)

Derrick Skou went camping with some of his buddies last weekend at Pinhead Creek in Clackamas County, Ore. They were just sitting around, playing some tunes when a bat swooped in, landed on Skou's chest, crawled up to his neck, and bit him. "Holy ****!" you hear one of his friends say. "That was a new one!!!"

"It was like a cold dog nose," Skou told KOMO. "It was a cold bat nose, mouth, whatever. It didn't sting. I wasn't injected with anything. It was just a cold bite."

After being attacked, Skou's friends apparently shot and killed the bat with a BB gun. They brought the body to the Multnomah County Health Department, the Oregonian reports, which found the bat to have rabies. Skou will have to receive a series of shots to prevent infection.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/...amming-on-guitar-275007501.html?tab=video&c=y

Gotta love mother nature
 
Child Sleepwalks Three Miles After Dreaming House Was on Fire

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A four-year-old girl in Norway reportedly sleepwalked more than three miles Sunday night after dreaming her house was on fire. The girl, who was being watched by her aunt while her mother was on vacation, wasn't discovered until 6:30 Monday morning, wearing only her underwear and a pair of boots.

From the BBC:

The girl apparently remembers dreaming that the house was on fire, putting on her boots and unlocking the front door, her aunt says. She probably went first to a nearby fish factory and then walked through an 800m (2,600ft) tunnel to get to Honningsvag. "She must've been out for several hours," the aunt says. "And in this weather, it's been really cold and miserable. The house was rumbling in the night, there's been such a strong wind."

The child's aunt was shocked to hear from police that morning, expecting that the little adventurer had been sound asleep in her bed.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29205706

Amazing she walked that far
 
500 Feared Dead After Boat Carrying Migrant Workers Rammed Near Malta

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According to a report from the International Organization for Migration, 500 migrant workers are feared dead after their boat was rammed and sank off the Malta coast last week. The workers were Syrian, Palestinian, and Egyptian nationals "seeking a better life in Europe."

The Associated Press reports that the boat was rammed by human traffickers in another vessel. There are only nine known survivors. Two of them spoke to the AP, explaining that there was "a violent confrontation between the migrants and the traffickers."

The IOM notes that this tragic incident brings the toll close to 3,000 for migrants who have died trying to cross the Mediterranean sea this year.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/migrant-group-500-feared-dead-boat-rammed-25509977

Well that's horrible news
 
Woman 'Not Sure' How Dead Body Ended Up In Her Trunk

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Don't you hate when you walk back to your car after shopping, pop the trunk to put the groceries inside, and come face to face with the corpse of your neighbor? That will ruin your whole afternoon! And it's what one woman in Los Angeles says happened to her at a local Walmart.

The body was reportedly found inside a gold Lexus GS300, according to KCAL, the local CBS affiliate. Although the woman says she discovered the body after opening the trunk, Riverside County Sheriff's Office said the victim was likely killed where the woman lived. Which would make sense as KCAL also reported the woman told witnesses she knew the victim as her neighbor.

Sgt. Dave Amador of the Riverside Police Department told the news channel that he found the circumstances of the case to be unique. It doesn't seem like people discovering dead bodies in their trunks is exactly commonplace.

It's very unusual, it's one of a kind. I mean, we do get bodies in trunks. But to open it up and say they know him. And didn't know they were in there, that's unusual.

So, if the man in the trunk was killed back in Pomona, where the woman lives—why didn't she notice? Well, she apparently told police she had smelled something funny in the car, and yet it appears she never actually felt the need to investigate.

Now, I've never had a dead body in my trunk, but I imagine some pine scented air fresheners are not going to make that smell tolerable enough for me to put it off while I visit the local big box store. Just sayin'.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/09/13/body-of-man-found-in-trunk-of-car-at-walmart-in-riverside/

That would trip me out if that happened to me
 
Someone murders her neighbor and stuffs them in her trunk... and she has no idea who. Hmm.
 
Unruly Mob Tosses Ukrainian Politician Into a Dumpster

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An unruly mob of Ukrainian protesters took matters into their own hands today when marching outside of parliament. Instead of holding signs and telling the man how they felt in a polite discussion, they took Vitaly Zhuravsky and tossed him into a dumpster, adding on old tires and spraying water for good measure.

The protestors were railing against the member of the Economic Development Party because of his anti-demonstrating stance. According to NBC News, Zhuravsky has a "history of authorizing bills placing restrictions on anti-government protests and criminalizing libel did not appear to play well in his favor."

After he sat and took the punishment, Zhuravsky reportedly was able to make his way out of the dumpster to trash-free freedom again.

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http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ukraine-crisis/angry-mob-tosses-ukrainian-politician-trash-n204456

HA! I can think of several politicians that could use this kind of reminder
 
Teen Won't Be Allowed to Use Amazing Cat Photo as Senior Portrait

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Damn. After launching a petition to have his amazing laser cat photo run in his high school year book, Schenectady High School senior Draven Rodriguez will have to settle for the significantly less exciting prospect of posing for another photo with his cat and the school's principal—and her chihuahua. Sounds like someone was jealous...

"We reached a compromise that everybody's happy about," principal Diane Wilkinson told the Times Union. "It was the principal's idea, she went to the student with it, and he loved it," school district spokeswoman Karen Corona told the paper. Hmmmm.

According to the Times Union, the new photo will run on the principal's page in the yearbook (...interesting) "with a message advocating animal rescue and adoption." The Daily Gazette reports that the new photo will be in the guise of the original, lasers and all, and will be taken by the same photographer.

"We wanted to make sure that Draven knows that we appreciate his creativity and energy around this, and we wanted to do something out of the ordinary with it," Corona told the Gazette.

http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Pooch-joins-Mr-Bigglesworth-in-Schenectady-5761554.php

Seems like a fitting end to this story
 
Artificial Sweeteners May Actually Raise Your Blood Sugar

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If you are the hopeful, "never say die" sort of person who consumes artificial sweeteners in your diet in order to lower your sugar intake, allow me to inform you that you may have been accomplishing the opposite of what you wanted, all this time. Burn.

I'm just going to come right out and report this to you in the somber tone of a real news-man: a new study coming out in Nature found that consuming artificial sweeteners may actually raise your blood sugar. Once again: consuming fake sugar may actually raise your blood sugar levels, giving you diabetes and whatever the hell other horrible diseases that go along with it. Don't take it from me; take it from a professional science writer employed by the respected Wall Street Journal:

Dr. Elinav and his colleagues examined the relationship between long-term consumption of artificial sweeteners and various metabolic measurements in some 380 non-diabetic people. They found that the bacteria colonies in the guts of those who regularly consumed sweetener-based foods were notably different from those who didn't. In addition, there was a correlation between sweetener consumption and a susceptibility to glucose intolerance, which is a disturbance in the blood glucose level.

Correlation, however, doesn't necessarily mean causation. In the next experiment, seven volunteers who normally didn't consume sweetener-based foods were asked to consume products high in sweeteners. After four days, four of them had significantly higher blood sugar levels as well as altered populations of bacteria in their gut—an outcome similar to what had been observed in mice.


Of course it is too early to "leap to any conclusions" based upon these findings. But if you were going to leap to any conclusion, here's the one you would leap to: you been drinking all that Diet Coke and eating all those nasty Snackwells cookies for years thinking that you were avoiding becoming obese and diabetic when in fact you were just contributing to becoming obese and diabetic because, news flash, there's no free lunch in this world—particularly not a lunch flavored with the sickly nerve gas flavor of aspartame or saccharin. Did you really think that you could sidestep nature and common sense and be able to consume chemical-laden garbage and not have it come back to bite you right in the insulin, somehow or other? The only way to "get over" in this world is through hard work, persistence, and then more hard work, even though that is the last thing you want to see after a day of hard work. Sorry.

All was for naught.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/17/artificial-sweetener-diabetes/15777225/

Well there goes the neighborhood!
 
Driver: I Woke Up Like This (In A Field of Donkeys)

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A driver who had gone missing on the road in New Mexico after a one-car accident says he woke up the following morning in a field of donkeys and wasn't so clear on how he got there.

After the accident, police were having trouble finding victims until the driver called 911 several hours later asserting that he'd woken up near a bunch of animals, most notably donkeys. He claimed that he and a passenger had been drinking but that was the last thing he remembered, and then here he was, among nature's friends.

The driver suffered some injuries and was issued several citations, but police officials haven't revealed for what.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-09-17-11-56-36

Another reason not to drink and drive folks
 
Chinese Court Rules Woman's Virginity Is Worth $5,000

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It's not clear what the legal justification is for this, but eh, who cares: a Chinese court ruled today that a woman's virginity is worth about $5,000. The ruling came down in a case where a woman sued her boyfriend for taking her virginity while he was secretly already married.

The South China Morning Post reports:

The court heard how [the woman, surname] Chen met [the man, surname] Li online five years ago but didn't start dating him until September 2013, at which time Li told her he was a bachelor.

During a trip to Singapore later in the year, the couple had sex for the first time, but after they returned to China Li became distant and soon broke off their relationship.

In February, unable to contact Li, Chen broke into his home, where she met his wife.


Dang! Chen sued Li for 500,000 yuan (about $81,000) for violating her "virginity right." The court somehow settled on $5,000 and awarded her that. Li denies the two ever had sex.

According to the Agency France-Presse, the court explained: "Violating the right to virginity might lead to harm to a person's body, health, freedom and reputation... it ought to be compensated."

http://www.scmp.com/news/china-insi...sex-virgin-told-pay-30000-yuan-after-lying-he

Seems a bit low to me
 
Super Chill Keanu Reeves Subdued Super Creepy Home Intruder

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Keanu Reeves found a strange woman in his library at 4a.m., but don't worry, it's chill.

TMZ reports Keanu "Mr. The Matrix" Reeves was asleep in his, one has to assume, very nice home in Los Angeles on Monday when he was awoken by sounds coming from his library. What was it? A ghost? Some sort of, I don't know, ghost or something? Nope! It was a living woman in her mid-40s, sitting quietly in a chair. From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Keanu calmly approached her and began speaking to her. She explained she was there to meet him. He very calmly called 911 and obtusely told the dispatcher cops needed to roll quick.

"Hello, ghost. What are you doing in my home?"

Police reportedly arrived quickly and took the woman (ghost?) into custody, and she was given a psych evaluation.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/19/keanu-reeves-home-intruder-stalker-obsessed-fan-arrest/

Things like this make being a celeb seem kind of crappy.
 
Papa Roach Frontman: I Kissed My Uncle and He Gave Me Herpes

Papa Roach frontman Jacoby Shaddix told Hit the Floor magazine a bunch of his "firsts": his first pet (Banooch, who ran out into the road and was hit by a car and died), when he first felt his band had "made it," and most importantly, his first kiss.

"My first kiss was when my uncle kissed me and he gave me herpes. It was terrible," he said. "Anybody else got herpes? Yeah, you do. Don't lie to yourself. I know you got it, you watching this."

http://www.hitthefloor.com/music/ro...-reveals-htf-firsts-uncle-kissed-gave-herpes/

Uh... what?
 
Game of Thrones Fan Fights Off Burglar With Medieval Spear

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Thomas McGowan picked the wrong home to burglarize. This week, the 25-year-old allegedly broke into the trailer of one Jimmy Morgan, Jr., a Game of Thrones-loving Christian man who isn't afraid to use the "very quick, very agile and very deadly" short spear he keeps by his bedside.

Morgan, a medieval weapons hobbyist who participates in a fighting sport called SCA armored combat, heard McGowan come in through a window of his Wichita Falls, Tx., home at around midnight Wednesday. He recounts the entire experience—wearing a Night's Watch shirt—in the amazing interview with local news outlet KFDX below. Some highlights:

He says, "He started retreating and I started advancing and I was stalking him here, you never cross your legs, and I cornered him right here."

In addition, he says, "The door was locked and shut. He was panicked at this point. He said, 'I can't get out, I can't get out'."


"As he was running, he smeared blood from here to high heaven and he splattered here and he splattered there and splattered all over there. It was like a deer," Morgan Jr. says.

"It's called the SCA. It's a medieval fighting and we do use spears and swords and things of that nature. I don't have a firearm so I have a short spear, very quick, very agile and very deadly," Morgan Jr. says.

He says, "I am a Christian man and I don't want to take life, however I want to make sure that he understands that his life was mine to take. I let him have it."

Earlier in the evening, McGowan was involved in a chase with police, driving a car that had been reported stolen. The car turned out to be his; he had evidently reported the theft and forgotten to alert authorities when he retrieved it. After outrunning the cops and crashing the vehicle, he broke into Morgan's trailer.

Morgan called the police after chasing McGowan off, and McGowan was arrested for evading arrest with a vehicle, criminal trespass of a habitation, and driving while intoxicated, KFDX reports.

http://www.myhighplains.com/story/d...tabbing-intruder/25359/Se34wt_jtU-PkrbZEam60A

Hilarious video at the link. This is pretty awesome
 
I actually know this chick haha. I posted about her in the lounge months ago. Saw this article as well but wasn't sure if it should go in this thread or the stupid one

Please continue to keep us abreast of her situation.
 
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