Weird News of the World Thread - Part 1

[Duran Man]

Please continue to keep us abreast of her situation.

 

[samsnee]

Please continue to keep us abreast of her situation.

Uh no. That's one picture I'd like to erase out of my mammary.

 

[squeekness]

Woman gets third boob to appear unattractive to men

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/jasmine-tridevil-woman-gets-third-breast.html

She clearly doesn't know how men think.

Im not convinced this is even real. Even the reporter suggested the picture might be shopped.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Im not convinced this is even real. Even the reporter suggested the picture might be shopped.

Squeeks I can assure you it is 100% legit. I know this chick personally. You can see vids of her belly dancing on YouTube if you search for 3 boobed girl. If you wanna see more pics go to Facebook and search Jasmine Tridevil. She is trying to get a reality show on Mtv.

 

[squeekness]

I could never mutilate myself like that for any reason.

 

[terry78]

C. Lee made a funny? Awww ****.

 

[Teelie]

The woman is either incredibly naive (and stupid) or (more likely) ingenius in her claims that men will find this unattractive as an excuse to do it. There may be truth to some extent but having a third breast will only attract more by the "freak show" nature of it. So her net result is even more stares and likely comments she wouldn't want if being left alone was her goal.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

The woman is either incredibly naive (and stupid) or (more likely) ingenius in her claims that men will find this unattractive as an excuse to do it. There may be truth to some extent but having a third breast will only attract more by the "freak show" nature of it. So her net result is even more stares and likely comments she wouldn't want if being left alone was her goal.

If it is true, and it seems to be I guess, more articles came out saying she was trying to get an TV show, so I really, really doubt its about trying to be unattractive.

 

[Teelie]

I heard that she was looking for a reality television show as well which is ironic when joined with her prior statements.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Haha this chick loves messing with guys. She said the unattractive stuff to get more attention. She is paying to shoot her own pilot of her reality show right now and hopes to sell it to Mtv. I've met this chick before on a few occasions as well as been her Facebook friend for several months even before she announced all this stuff. She is doing a good job at going viral but will shall see if she can turn that into more than just fleeting internet fame.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
That's all nice DJ but the real question is : is this an implant or a special effect ?

 

[Teelie]

The article has been updated a few times to point out inconsistencies in her claims, as well as shed doubt this is anything more than a publicity stunt.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Well I don't know where this article gets it's info from but I know this chick and the only publicity she is trying to get is to get her show. She isn't sponsored by anyone. And to answer MX's question it's a $20,000 implant that she had to go to 40 or so doctors before she found one stupid enough to do it.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

I read the article about that but since you know her ( a bit ), do you think she really did to herself in hope to sell a TV show ? Fun aside, it's a bit extreme just to make a quick fame.
Well, I guess she could try to sell that in Japan... ( I know cliché ).

Edit : fun aside, she butchered herself if that's not makeup.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Well I've met her on several occasions and going back from being Facebook friends I don't have any doubt in my mind that it's real. If it's fake kudos to her and her team of prosthetics experts. She just wants to be famous. I'm not sure I even consider "reality stars" famous but in a world were the Kardashians are "famous" I guess my opinion on the matter is moot

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Well I've met her on several occasions and going back from being Facebook friends I don't have any doubt in my mind that it's real. If it's fake kudos to her and her team of prosthetics experts. She just wants to be famous. I'm not sure I even consider "reality stars" famous but in a world were the Kardashians are "famous" I guess my opinion on the matter is moot

In bold : we share the same point of view.

When tri-boobed bimbo becomes a reality, science fiction dies a little bit

 

[C. Lee]

Uh no. That's one picture I'd like to erase out of my mammary.

I'm sorry my suggestion was a bust for you.

 

[m3rcer]

I'm sorry my suggestion was a bust for you.

I think they're just rackin up the post count.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Read an article on why it may be fake. Their big evidence was that no sane plastic surgeon would do it but we all know they aren't known for their morals. Either way it's pretty obvious this chick has mental problems but I could have told you that after the first time I talked with her.

EDIT: According to a TMZ article posted recently the chick had a bag stolen and one of the items listed was a breast prosthetic she claimed a value of $5k. Things aren't looking good for Jasmine's rise to fame haha

 

[samsnee]

Well now I feel like a boob for believing that.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Heroin Is Cheaper Than Beer in Pennsylvania

According to an investigative report published Tuesday, heroin is easier to access than wine and cheaper to purchase than a six-pack of beer in Pennsylvania.

Many have speculated that the drug's low cost and widespread availability are major factors in the state's staggeringly high overdose rates. The Center for Rural Pennsylvania's report shows that in rural areas during 2011, 13 of every 100,000 deaths were overdoses, up from one per 100,000 in 1990.

Via Reuters:

In Pennsylvania, [State Senator Gene] Yaw said a small packet of heroin costs between $5 and $10 and delivers a high lasting four to five hours.

The report, based on evidence submitted in hearings across the state this summer, listed Cambria County in central Pennsylvania as having the highest overdose death rate outside of Philadelphia, 22.6 deaths per 100,000 population. That is equal to Philadelphia's drug death rate, the report said.

According to the report, the high number of overdoses in Pennsylvania are also a result of poor treatment options. From Reuters:

State Representative Richard Marabito, a Democrat, said Pennsylvania has about 760,000 residents with addiction problems, but that only about 52,000 are receiving treatment. Only one in eight addicts can be helped with existing state resources, the report said.

The report suggests that to curtail the number of Pennsylvania heroin overdoses, a "Good Samaritan" law should be in place to guarantee "people who seek help for overdose victims will not face criminal charges."

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/23/us-usa-pennsylvania-heroin-idUSKCN0HI27520140923

Well that is disturbing. Are they growing it there or what? How the hell is it that cheap there?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

China Is Making Near-Perfect Fake American Driver's Licenses

Good news, underage drinkers: China is making fake driver's licenses now.

The bad news is for those who are trying to catch fake licenses — these Chinese fakes are really good.

CBS Chicago reports that these overseas fakes are flooding through O'Hare. They're bought online in the US for about $150, produced in China, then smuggled into this country and back to the buyer. The video report shows them stuffed into tea sets and jewelry boxes.

The report asks the defining question of 21st century America, "is national security at risk?"


CBS wonders aloud if these licenses are good enough to get on a plane. The US Department of State replied that no, these counterfeits' holograms, while excellent, do not pass laser and ultra-violet light tests.

So if you're a college kid looking to get trashed, your next fake may come from China.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09...-u-s-with-near-perfect-fake-drivers-licenses/

So how often have you folks had your ID's subjected to laser or ultra-violet test? For the life of me I don't believe I have ever seen that done to my ID

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Keanu Reeves Gets Another Home Intruder, This Time It's a Naked Lady

For the second time in just two days, Keanu Reeves was host to a home intruder who entered his Los Angeles home through an open door.

TMZ reports Reeves didn't have the chance to cooly interact with this intruder, as he did with the woman he found in his library, because he wasn't home at the time of the visit.

Luckily for the intruder, the cleaning crew who found her were also fairly chill, allowing her to jump in his shower and take a skinny dip in the pool before calling Reeves to let him know he had a visitor. It is unclear from TMZ's report why the cleaning crew didn't call the police themselves—maybe they assumed the nude woman strolling around Reeves home without him was a friend?— but the actor, from wherever he was, then called 911.

The skinny dipping home intruder, like the library visiting home intruder, was reportedly taken away for mental evaluation.

Did Keanu Reeves lose his house keys?

http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/24/keanu-reeves-intruder-naked-shower-home-second-break-in/

This is a strange trend that is developing

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Texts From Walmart Lead Man to Confess to 1997 Murder

The Charlotte Observer reports the bizarre story of a man who drove cross-country this June to confess to murdering a woman and dumping her body in a river in 1997. Matthew Gibson, 55, was driven to confess after he got texts and calls from Walmart about prescriptions for Anita Townshed. He thought Townshed was the woman he killed.

Per the Observer:

Gibson ... thought someone knew about the murder ... and was toying with him. [He] told the detective that he began receiving text messages and voicemails from Walmart telling an Anita Townshed that her prescription was ready. ...

Gibson later received an envelope with a Walmart advertisement in it but no return name or address. He felt someone was monitoring his calls, he said.

Gibson's conclusion: Townshed must have been the woman he killed. Now he felt someone might have put "a contract on his head."

"In his own mind … somebody knew what happened after all these years," [Detective Alicia] Marquez said.

Gibson drove from North Carolina to confess in Arizona, where he allegedly murdered the woman. Her name was actually Barbara Agnew. Gibson told cops that one night in 1997, he invited her back to his trailer and later bludgeoned her with a Maglite flashlight when she wouldn't leave.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/09/22/5192999/killer-thought-wal-mart-texts.html#.VCLd_S5dVD6

That is a crazy way to close a cold case

 

[squeekness]

Guilt can make you delusional, lol. But that takes the cake.