Weird News of the World Thread - Part 2

Welp, Lions Can Open Car Doors. Humans Are Screwed.

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Look, I don't want to promote fear of lions, which are amazing creatures. But they can open car doors, and that's just terrifying.

While at a safari park in South Africa, a family got a bit of a shock when a lioness casually wandered up to the car and opened the door with her teeth. It's the nonchalant way she does it that gets me here. She doesn't rampage at the door and manage to, by luck, get it open. She's clearly seen cars before and figured this crap out. Just, "Oh, you think you're safe inside that big metal thing? Don't be silly."

http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2015/03/lion-opens-familys-car-door-at-safari.html

Well lock your damn door
 
A Satellite Exploded in Orbit and No One's Quite Sure Why Yet

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How many satellites would you say are currently orbiting the Earth? A few hundred? Maybe a thousand? No: There are about 3,700 satellites hurtling through orbit above us—so when one of them "breaks up," it's a big deal.

This week, Space.com reported that a Department of Defense satellite exploded on February 3rd, creating a debris field of 43 objects. The satellite in question? The 13th in a 1990s-era project called the Defense Meteorological Satellite Program, designed to give the Department of Defense weather data and atmospheric conditions in combat zones. For example, DMSP-13 relayed flight conditions for Operation Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom, says Space.com.

According to the Air Force, the satellite died of natural causes: "a catastrophic event associated with a power system failure." After all, it was 20 years old—though considering that the oldest satellite still orbiting and intact is 57, it was still a premature death. Meanwhile, Reuters says that while the satellite did experience a "spike in temperature" before it exploded, the investigation continues.

It's unclear if the Air Force would have actually announced the death of the satellite, since it was actually the operator of a private site called CelesTrak that first noticed DMSP-13 was gone, weeks after the event occurred.

The Air Force later confirmed the break up, saying in a statement to Reuters that "while the initial response is complete, (Space Operations) personnel will continue to assess this event to learn more about what happened."

As far as space debris goes, the 43 pieces isn't extraordinary at all. As io9's Mika McKinnon explained last year, collisions or breakups in space have created hundreds or thousands of pieces of garbage whizzing through space at a speed of, oh, roughly 17,500 mph. Each of those thousands of bits must be carefully tracked and avoided by any mission looking to leave or enter the Earth's atmosphere.

It's a dangerous problem, and no one is quite sure how to deal with it; NASA estimates that there are 20,000 pieces of the stuff larger than a softball orbiting Earth right now.

Of course, there's a complex multi-national infrastructure devoted to tracking what's happening in orbit around the Earth. An agency called the U.S. Joint Space Operations Center, which is headquartered in Vandenberg, California, is in charge, providing a centralized command center that can provide vital information about everything from launch safety to catastrophic events that occur in orbit.

The USJSOC keeps a comprehensive database of everything man-made that's whizzing around the Earth at any given time, and tracks the status of those objects, called the Space Surveillance Network—which dates all the way back to the 1950s. According to the US Strategic Command, the network is tracking more than 16,000 objects orbiting Earth. "About 5 percent of those being tracked are functioning payloads or satellites, 8 percent are rocket bodies, and about 87 percent are debris and/or inactive satellites," says Stratcom.

By historical standards, the breakup of DMSP-13 isn't a huge deal. After all, 43 more pieces of debris is chump change considering that some of the biggest breakups have spewed thousands of pieces of debris into orbit, all of which the USJSOC must carefully track to insure a bigger accident doesn't happen.

Still, as the orbital infrastructure of the early space age begins to fall silent and fail—and as more and more private companies launch their own satellites—orbital traffic jams are only going to get more complex.

http://www.space.com/28713-military-satellite-explosion-dmsp-f13.html

Damn, that's a lot of garbage to track
 
Footsoldier in Octopus Uprising Liberates Camera From Human Oppressor

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Days after one brave soul attempted escape from its enclosure at the Seattle Aquarium, beginning the octopus uprising in earnest, another cephalopod has taken up the flag. When a filmmaker naively attempted to photograph this beautiful captive creature in the name of "science," the octopus took the camera into its tentacles and turned it upon its captor.

The indefatigable spirit of the revolution lives on!

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Benjamin Savard wrote on Reddit that the teuthological proletarian made its act of symbolic defiance while Savard was making a film about the science department at Middlebury College: "The camera was automatically taking several photos of the octopus per second, but it picked up the camera and pointed it at me!"

Consider yourself lucky that it was only a camera, Ben.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2xst4q/

They are coming, prepare yourself and your family :o
 
How Much Are Your Balls Worth? A State-by-State Guide

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Earlier today, ProPublica published a fascinating state-by-state breakdown of workers' comp benefits. Because of a lack of federal oversight, the compensation for the same injury varies tremendously depending on the state in which it occurred. For example, a worker in Illinois who lost an arm would receive as much as $439,858, while a worker in Alabama would receive only $48,840 for the same injury. This disparity in compensation holds true for other injuries, such as severed or crushed testicles.

If you do lose a testicle on the job, hopefully it'll happen while you're working for the federal government, which will likely pay out $98,108 in compensation. The highest-paying state for testicle injuries is, again, Illinois at $73,537; the lowest is Minnesota, which will pay out a maximum of just $3,750 per ball. The national average compensation for losing a testicle on the job is $27,658, though 41 states didn't provide ProPublica with compensation information.

ProPublica's excellent state-by-state infographic for different injuries is here; their accompanying article, which details the infuriating, outdated, and borderline criminal workers' comp regulations in states like Alabama, is available here.
 
Tattoos Can Burn You During An MRI

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Here's an odd by-product of body art. In an MRI machine, a tattoo can start generating heat to the point where it burns your skin.

In 2011, a football player went in for an MRI, presumably to see what horrible, horrible things his chosen profession was doing to his body. He came out of the MRI machine worse than he went in. The authors of a paper about the incident explained that he had "an immediate and sustained cutaneous reaction," which means "he got a burn." The burn was at the site of a tattoo on his lower body.

An MRI puts a person in a strong magnetic field. This causes the protons in their body to synchronize, lining up in the same direction. The machine then sends bursts of radio waves through the body. This knocks the protons out of sync, but eventually they line back up. This re-alignment involves the protons sending out radio signals, which the machine interprets, figuring out where each proton is, and delivering a map of the inside of the body to doctors. Because different kinds of tissues respond at different rates, an MRI can even distinguish one kind of tissue from another.

The strong magnetic field in the MRI will grab hold of any metal. Patients and doctors who work with the machine are instructed to remove any jewelry or other metal objects before they go in the room with the machine, but they can't remove tattoos. While most manufacturers deny using iron oxides in their dyes, the industry isn't tightly regulated, and iron oxides sometimes turn up in red, orange, brown, or black ink. Inside an MRI machine, electric currents start up in iron-heavy inks, and the resulting heat burns the skin.

This can be simply a nuisance. It can also be very nasty, especially in cases of women who have eye-liner or lipstick tattoos. If you're getting a tattoo, inquire about what's in the ink. If you're getting an MRI with a tattoo, let the doctors know before you go in.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3445217/

Well that is bizarre, I have lots of ink too
 
The Time That Charles Babbage Tried To Summon The Devil

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Charles Babbage was one of the fathers of computing, but in addition to his fascination with mathematics and engineering, he had a curiosity with the occult. Starting from an early age, Babbage wondered if the existence of God and paranormal phenomena could be proven scientifically — and he started by trying to summon the Devil.

While researching famous scientists who believed in the supernatural, I came across the Ghost Club, a society of paranormal researchers that boasted Charles Babbage as a one-time member. Was Babbage, I wondered, a true believer in the occult, as many people at the time were? Or did he simply enjoy the academic exercise of investigating the paranormal?

Well, it turns out that Babbage was intrigued by the question of whether God and other unseen phenomena could be proved through scientific experimentation from the time he was quite young. While he was still a schoolboy in Alphington, Devon, Babbage made his first attempt to prove the existence of the supernatural by trying to call upon the Devil. As Anthony Hyman points out in Charles Babbage: Pioneer of the Computer, this was an ordinary enough endeavor for a schoolboy, but the methodical way in which Babbage approached his diabolical experiment was quite apropos for the future inventor.

Babbage wrote in his own words:

I gathered all the information I could on the subject from the other boys, and was soon informed that there was a peculiar process by which the devil might be raised and become personally visible. I carefully collected from the traditions of different boys the visible forms in which the Prince of Darkness had been recorded to have appeared. Amongst them were —-

A rabbit

An owl

A black cat (very frequently)

A raven

A man with a cloven foot (also frequent)

After long thinking over the subject (although checked by a belief that the inquiry was wicked), my curiosity at length over-balanced my fears, and I resolved to attempt to raise the devil. Naughty people, I was told, had made written compacts with the devil, and had signed them with their names written in their own blood. These had become very rich and great men during their life, a fact which might be well known. But, after death, they were described as having suffered and continuing to suffer physical torments throughout eternity, another fact which, to my uninstructed mind, it seemed difficult to prove.

As I only desired an interview with the gentleman in black simply to convince my senses of his existence, I declined adopting the legal forms of a bond, and preferred one more resembling that of leaving a visiting card, when, if not at home, I might expect the satisfaction of a return of the visit by the devil in person.

Accordingly, having selected a promising locality, I went one evening towards dusk up into a deserted garret. Having closed the door, and I believe opened the window, I proceeded to cut my finger and draw a circle on the floor with the blood which flowed from the incision.

I then placed myself in the centre of the circle, and either said or read the Lord's Prayer backwards. This I accomplished at first with some trepidation and in great fear towards the close of the scene. I then stood still in the centre of that magic and superstitious circle, looking with intense anxiety in all directions, especially at the window and at the chimney. Fortunately for myself, and for the reader also, if he is interested in this narrative, no owl or black cat or unlucky raven came into the room.

In either case my then weakened frame might have expiated this foolish experiment by its own extinction, or by the alienation of that too curious spirit which controlled its feeble powers.

After waiting some time for my expected but dreaded visitor, I, in some degree, recovered my self-possession, and leaving the circle of my incantation, I gradually opened the door and gently closing it, descended the stairs, at first slowly, and by degrees much more quickly. I then rejoined my companions, but said nothing whatever of my recent attempt.​

This failure to conjure up the Prince of Darkness did plant a seed of doubt in young Babbage's mind about religion, but he did not stop putting the question of God to little tests. Babbage believed that if there truly was a God, then He would not block a sincere inquirer from learning the truth, and so challenged him thus: Babbage would go to a certain room in the house on a certain day. If he found the door open, it would mean the Scriptures were true; if the door was closed, it would mean the Scriptures were false. Oddly, Babbage later wrote:

I remember well that the observation was made, but I have no recollection as to the state of the door. I presume it was found open from the circumstance that, for many years after, I was no longer troubled by doubts, and indeed went through the usual religious forms with very little thought about their origin.​

While Babbage was at Cambridge's Trinity College, he developed a tight-knit circle of friends, who, like Babbage, were interested in the subject of ghosts. So they formed a Ghost Club to investigate paranormal phenomena from an academic perspective. They corresponded extensively on the subjects of spirits and psychics and how science might verify or refute their existence. But just how serious was the crew was about the idea of ghosts? Well, it's a bit suspect that they also formed what they called the "Extractors Club." That club was devoted to liberating any member from a mental hospital should he be committed to one.

That Cambridge Ghost Club, however, was a forerunner to a later Ghost Club, revived in 1882. Its membership roster included many true luminaries of the spiritualist movement, including physicists Sir William Crookes and Sir Oliver Lodge, psychologist Nandor Fodor, and the creator of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

http://io9.com/the-time-that-charles-babbage-tried-to-summon-the-devil-1689576007

Interesting stuff
 
Toxic Explosive Waste Threatens Town Where True Blood Was Filmed

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The town of Doyline, in northwestern Louisiana, stood in for fictional Bon Temps during True Blood's HBO run. Vampires and other supernatural beasties menaced onscreen, but the real-life town is facing a far greater concern: the to-be-decided fate of 15 million pounds of toxic explosives.

Mother Jones takes an in-depth look at this environmental disaster in progress, which was kicked into motion in 2012 when an explosion at a former military base, "now a hub for munitions contractors, sent a 7,000-foot mushroom cloud into the Louisiana sky."

State police found that a munitions recycling company operating on site was storing millions of pounds of toxic explosives, and storing them unsafely (think paper bags and cardboard boxes). The company, which faces criminal charges and has since gone bankrupt and agreed to move the stash into a more secure location, but the explosives themselves linger.

Here's the scary part, about to get even scarier:

Now the race is against the clock. The bunkers are falling apart — pine trees are growing on the roofs of several of them — which means the increasingly unstable materials are now being exposed to moisture. And the EPA has warned that the explosives, which become more unstable over time, are increasingly at risk of an "uncontrolled catastrophic explosion." So in October, the EPA announced it would do something it had never done before — approved a plan for a large-scale controlled burn of the hazardous military waste.

That came as a shock to local residents, who had not been consulted on the plans and begged Congress to intervene. The result has been an unusual standoff in which conservative lawmakers, led by Sen. David Vitter (R-La.), have joined hands with environmentalists to accuse the Army and EPA of jeopardizing the public health and safety of a rural Louisiana parish. On January 15, in response to the backlash, the EPA announced it would put its plans on ice for 90 days and consider alternative options. A decision is due by mid-April.​

Locals fear a pre-planned burn as much as they do a sudden inferno; the land around the base is already a health risk due to TNT contamination. Plus:

The explosives the EPA wants to burn include millions of pounds of M6, an explosive propellant that contains large amounts of DNT, which the EPA's own data associates with a higher risk of heart disease and nervous-system damage. And a burn won't get rid of everything. Brian Salvatore, a chemist at Louisiana State University-Shreveport who has become a leading opponent of the burn, argues that a substantial percentage of the M6 will simply be released into the air — and back into Doyline.​

The EPA is currently in its review period; it will either decide to burn the waste or come up with another solution, which will require approval from Louisiana and the US Army.

Worrisomely, though:

If there's a viable alternative to the open burn, no one's agreed on it yet. A review by the Department of Defense Explosives Safety Board concluded that each of the proposed alternatives — such as transportation to a new disposal site or demolition — would be even more time-consuming, too small-scale, or too risky.​

Though residents say they'll protest an open burn, the ticking clock is very much a factor; the explosives will "become serious risks for self-combustion" as early as this August.

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2015/03/david-vitter-camp-minden-true-blood

Man it sounds like a no win scenario there
 
Thousands-Large Mob Seized Prisoner Accused of Rape, Beat Him to Death

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Thousands of people in Dimapur, India, stormed a jail that was holding a man accused of rape, brought him out into the streets, and beat him to death on Thursday, the New York Times reports. Police who were guarding the jail were overcome by the mob, though an official was unable to explain how.

The Times reports that Syed Sirf Khan, a man identified by locals as an "illegal migrant from Bangladesh," was being held in a local jail after being accused of raping a Naga woman from a tribal community that makes up almost 90 percent of the Nagaland state, where Dimapur is the capital. Tensions over nontribal populations moving into Nagaland have been heightened as of late, the Times notes.

Video from the attack, which was shared by news organized NDTV, shows disturbing imagery of a mob leading the naked man down a street before he was allegedly thrashed by the group, which was reported to be between 1,500 and 4,000 people strong. The Times spoke to L. L. Doungel, the top police official where the incident occurred:

It was also not clear on Friday how far he was taken before the police stopped the procession, though Mr. Doungel said that it was "quite a distance" from the jail. Eventually, the police fired on the crowd, killing one protester and wounding several others. But by the time Mr. Khan's body was recovered, he was dead.​

According to NDTV, the chief minister of Nagaland, T.R. Zeliang, has ordered a high-level investigation of the incident.

http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/mob-...ags-out-alleged-rapist-and-lynches-him-744628

Well hopefully the guy was actually guilty and if that's the case I don't feel bad for him one bit
 
Privacy Activists Just Found This Creepy Tracking Device on Their Car

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This week, privacy experts and advocates from around the world gathered in Valenica, Spain to meet and discuss how to combat government surveillance. As if on cue, one of the activists discovered an ominous tracking device attached to the bottom of their car.

Jacob Appelbaum, one of the privacy leaders behind behind the Tor Project, is trying to gather information about the mysterious device:

On March 4th, 2015, we found a tracking device inside of the wheel well of a car belonging to an attendee of the Circumvention Tech Festival in Valencia, Spain. This was reported in the local media.

If you have information about this device - please send information to jacob at appelbaum dot net using gpg.

The device was magnetically mounted inside of the left wheel well of the car. The battery is attached by cable to the tracking device. The battery was magnetically mounted to the frame of the car. The tracking device was similarly magnetically mounted. The device itself has an external magnetically mounted GPS antenna. It has a very simple free hanging GSM antenna. The device included a Movistar SIM card for GSM network access. The entire device was wrapped in black tape.​

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One Reddit user speculates that the vaguely sinister device could've come from this Spanish gadget store—although that doesn't even begin to explain the questions those in attendance must have.

https://people.torproject.org/~ioerror/skunkworks/forensics/valencia-tracking-device/

Did they really think that was going to slip by them?
 
300,000 Chickens Killed By Attacks on Farm Alarm Systems

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In the past two weeks, attacks at 16 South Carolina chicken houses have left over 300,000 chickens dead. Farmed chickens rarely live good lives, but these deaths were especially horrible: Someone with inside knowledge of the houses temperature alarm systems, slowly killed the chickens with heat and cold.

The criminals, who seemed to have expert knowledge about raising chickens, bypassed alarm systems that keep temperatures under control. "Those alarms also control the heat, air conditioning and ventilation units and notify farmers by cellphone when buildings get too hot or cold," reports the Charlotte Observer. The attackers knew whether to jack up the heat for older birds, which require cooler temperatures, or turn it off for chicks, which need more heat.

An employee at one of the farms described the scene for the Observer.

He said he noticed a large amount of steam coming from the sides and the roofs of the chicken houses when he arrived at work around 7 a.m. He immediately knew something was wrong.

When he walked into one of the chicken houses, he said it was like a sheet of white – almost like snow – that wasn't moving. The ventilation was shut off and the temperature inside the house was turned up to 115 degrees.​

Officials told Reuters that revenge may be a motive. Not long before the spree of chicken killing started, Pilgrims Pride Corp, the country's largest poultry producer, laid off 60 workers at a South Carolina plant. The targeted chicken houses all raised animals for Pilgrims Pride.

The sheer scale of the carnage reflects the massive, automated world of chicken farming. It's still unclear exactly how the attacker or attackers bypassed the alarm systems, but killing chickens is apparently not just a low-tech crime.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/crime/article12071900.html

That's pretty messed up
 
DNA Evidence Exonerates Woman From Murder Charge After 30 Years in Jail

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Cathy Woods, a 67-year-old woman who was charged with the 1976 Reno, Nevada, stabbing murder of Michelle Mitchell, will go free thanks to new DNA evidence. Woods was imprisoned for more than 30 years.

Washoe County District Attorney Chris Hicks announced today that he will not pursue a retrial for Woods, whose 1985 conviction was dismissed in September, the Associated Press reports. The charges against Woods, originally brought in 1980, were based on a confession that prosecutors now evidently believe was false.

DNA evidence found on a cigarette butt at the crime scene points to a man named Rodney Halbower, who was recently charged in a string of San Francisco murders from the same time period, and was previously charged with rape and attempted murder, according to the FBI and Woods' attorney.

Woods made the confession that led to her imprisonment in 1979 while she was a patient at a psychiatric hospital in Louisiana, claiming that she killed "a girl named Michelle," the Reno-Gazette journal reports. She later recanted, and now says she doesn't remember making the confession, her public defender Maizie Pusich said.

"I'm told it was a product of wanting to get a private room," Pusich told the AP. "She was being told she wasn't sufficiently dangerous to qualify, and within a short period she was claiming she had killed a woman in Reno."

http://nypost.com/2015/03/06/woman-exonerated-after-30-years-in-jail-for-76-murder/

Gotta be careful when you make outrageous claims in the nut house I guess
 
Iditarod Dog Race Moves 225 Miles North In Search Of Snow

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After the rocky, injury-plagued, snow-light conditions of last year's Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race, this year's even warmer season means the starting line of the race will move 225 miles north. It will still end in Nome, Alaska, but it'll begin in Fairbanks rather than Anchorage.

The Seattle Times reports:

A weather pattern that buried the eastern U.S. in snow has left Alaska fairly warm and relatively snow-free this winter, especially south of the Alaska Range.

The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race starts Saturday with a ceremonial run through Anchorage. But the official start two days later has been moved 225 miles north, over the Alaska Range, to Fairbanks to avoid the area that left many mushers bruised and bloodied last year. Iditarod officials said the conditions are worse this year.

The race's chief executive officer, Stan Hooley, called the conditions "pretty miserable." And last year was no picnic.

This year's race will feature 78 mushers, including six former champions and 20 rookies. The winner is expected in Nome in about 10 days.​

Race officials expect the new route to challenge even those former champs, including 2014 winner Dallas Seavey:

The route change eliminates the mountainous terrain and treacherous gorge, but it could present mushers with a whole new set of problems with a flat trail on unpredictable river ice. Plus, because it's an entirely new route, mushers say they can't rely much on information, even something as simple as the distance between village checkpoints, provided by Iditarod officials.​

http://iditarod.com/category/from-the-trail/

Good thing that global warming is a hoax :o
 
Cuttlefish hypnotize their prey performing these trippy light shows

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Wow. This is amazing. I knew cuttlefish could change their hue to blend in with the sea floor and protect themselves from predators. But I didn't know they could use that skill to create trippy light shows that put their prey into trance.

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This National Geographic video explains how they do it:

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Evolution is an amazing thing
 
Former Teen Heartthrob Now Mostly Spends His Time Praying with Crystals

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If you ever watched 10 Things I Hate About You and thought, "Damn... Heath Ledger," followed by, "Huh, I wish that guy playing the high school villain would explain to me the healing powers of crystals," well today's your day: former teen heartthrob Andrew Keegan is an honest-to-goodness religious leader.

Keegan, making headlines for the first time since the 90's, calls his new religion Full Circle. It is headquartered in Venice Beach in an old Hare Krishna church. This is the most logical aspect of the entire endeavor.

He recently invited New York Magazine in:

What happens each week is never quite the same. Keegan emphasizes that he wants the experience to feel "organic." The first time I went, we homed in on our deepest altruistic intentions and then threw them (metaphorically, but still with an overhand-pitch motion) into the center of the room, where a mirror covered with various quartzes and candles lay face up on the floor, so as to reflect our love all over the world. We held hands and, with a small squeeze, passed our "soul medicine" to one another. The woman next to me started sobbing quietly. A muscular young man in yoga pants loose enough to hide a small toddler in each leg played a homemade didgeridoo for the circle and then explained how the Earth regularly sends us invertebrate emissaries. "If a mosquito bites you, that mosquito was meant to bite you," he explained. "If a fly lands on your arm, it's there as a messenger." Later, we spread out on the floor with pillows and blankets and meditated as a "sound alchemist" walked around playing various carved-wood instruments over our bodies. Some people spooned​

But the clean and rad and powerful effect of crystals appears to be doing Keegan some good. He believes in love. He believes in energy. He believes things can be erased from the internet:

From the ages of 14 to 17, Keegan was showing off his naked torso for magazines like Tiger Beat, the prepubescent Playboyfor adolescent girls who cover their walls in celebrity centerfolds. He shared many a Bop-magazine cover with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. "Some of these images still make me cringe," Keegan says. "Maybe one day I'll make a friend at Google and they can all be taken off the internet."​

Last summer, he told VICE he awoke, so-to-speak, in 2011, when he learned that two completely unrelated events had occurred around the same time.

Like many religious converts, Keegan's spiritual transformation came after a traumatic experience. The actor said he was first awakened on March 11, 2011, when he and two friends were attacked by what he describes as gang members in Venice Beach. One of them pulled a gun on his manager, and after a full-on brawl, Keegan had to go to the hospital for stitches. "The significance of this occurrence is that it happened at the same time the tsunami hit Japan," Keegan said. He then related this incident to a series of odd events, which he believes play a large role in how "synchronicity" brought him to realize his true calling.

"I had a moment where I was looking at a street lamp and it exploded. That was a weird coincidence," he said. "At a ceremony, a heart-shaped rose quartz crystal was on the altar, and synchronistically, this whole thing happened. It's a long story, but basically the crystal jumped off the altar and skipped on camera. That was weird."​

"That was weird," says Andrew Keegan.

http://www.vulture.com/2015/03/andrew-keegan-encounter.html?mid=twitter_nymag

Okay then
 
More Americans Get Food Poisoning From Fruits And Veggies Than From Meat

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Are you doing the environmentally responsible thing and trying to eat more produce and less meat? Hey, good on you! Pat yourself on the back. Now brace yourself for some bad news.

Vox reports:

...a new CDC report from the Interagency Food Safety Analytics Collaboration looked at data on US outbreaks between 2008 and 2012. In order to really home in on what contributes to food poisoning, the researchers looked at outbreaks that were caused by one of four of the most common pathogens — E. coli, Campylobacter, salmonella, and listeria — and that could be attributed to a single food category. (Note: Many food-borne illnesses are never attributed to a source, and some are not caused by bacteria but instead things like mold, parasites, or allergies.)

The research team came to a counterintuitive finding: produce and eggs were the most common culprits of food poisoning — not beef, fish, or poultry.​

That's the bad news. The good news? "The overall benefits of eating fresh produce massively outweigh the small risk of food poisoning." Plus, a big reason produce poses a risk is that we tend to eat it raw, so, you know, just cook it first and you'll probably be alright.

Another reason produce makes more people sick is that Americans are eating more fresh produce today than we were as recently as 2005, which is also a good thing. For more on the less obvious risks posed by produce and eggs, and how you can avoid them (including best practices for things like refrigeration), visit Vox.

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/6/8158289/food-poisoning

Who would have thought?
 
I could've told you that. Most meats are cooked and kill the bacteria and microbes on it whereas a lot of fruits and vegetables can and often are eaten raw. Washing them does not always remove everything, even if you use food soap to clean.
 
Mystery Substance Discovered Inside 40-Year-Old Safe in D.C.

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No need to panic, yet, but yesterday Washington D.C. firefighters discovered a mysterious, still-unidentified substance inside a just-opened 40-year-old safe. All that's known about the substance so far is that it "exhibited a chemical reaction to water," as the Washington Post put it.

After the mysterious discovery, nine fire trucks, several ambulances, and a full hazmat team rushed to the scene, and authorities shut down the house's street. On-scene tests couldn't identify the substance, though firefighters eventually ruled out the possibility that it was an explosive or some sort of chemical weapon.

At 3 a.m., more than 11 hours after firefighters first arrived, the safe was finally removed from the home and taken to an environmental lab for testing.

"We took the extra precautions," DC fire department spokesman Timothy Wilson told the Washington Post. "We wanted to be as thorough and careful as possible when we moved it."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...63819d2_story.html?postshare=4801426023535832

I bet ya it's just something stupid and innocuous
 
Study Finds Cockroaches, Like Some Humans, Have Personalities

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Hey, what are you afraid of? If it's cockroaches, carry on with your life and don't come back here. This isn't the place for you. SCRAM.

All you people who made it, here is what you need to know. In a new study performed at the Université Libre de Bruxelles, it was discovered that cockroaches display distinct personality traits, which could contribute to cockroaches' abilities to survive in and adapt to inhospitable surroundings. The study found that roaches have excellent decision-making abilities, which could be inspired by their different personality traits. Yes, a living nightmare, via Reuters:

The tests were carried out over a period of three months, with 16 cockroaches for each trial released in a round arena beneath a bright light. In the middle of that arena were two round "shelters" that provided shade for the dark-loving insects. After being released, the insects were left alone for three hours during which their locations were recorded by a camera and a small chip placed on each roach's back. These chips transmitted their location to a nearby computer where researchers could monitor whether or not they were venturing out into the open light or hiding under a shelter. The experiment was then repeated twice more at later dates.​

The study revealed that the cockroaches wouldn't necessarily flee to shelters like researchers expected, but instead took unpredictable intervals of time to seek out shelter, which researchers attributed to individual personality traits within the cockroaches, like braveness or shyness. The shyer cockroaches were more likely to wait and see what their friends did before venturing toward shelter. Issac Planas, a researcher in the experiment, told Reuters:

"The fact, and we didn't expect it, is that they always reach this consensus," Planas explained. "So we expected that some groups have more trouble than others to resist consensus or to choose a shelter, but at the end, no, they always finished aggregated. So it is something really inside the individuals or in the cockroaches. So that was really, that was amazing."​

The cockroach uprising, which can't be far behind the forthcoming octopus revolutionary war, will soon see these bastard bugs talking to each other to plot against humans. It's only a matter of time.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015...ach-personalities-track-idUSKBN0M614H20150310

All I know is when they get too close to me in my room I kill them
 
The World's Oldest Mummies Are Suddenly Turning Into Black Goo

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Having survived 8,000 years, the Chinchorro mummies found in modern-day Chile and Peru have started decaying more quickly than ever before—in some cases even melting into gelatinous "black ooze." Scientists at Harvard think they've found the reason why.

The mummies, the oldest manmade ones in the world, originate with the Chinchorro people, who preserved their dead by filling the bodies with fiber and straw. Unlike the Egyptians, the Chinchorro mummified all of their dead. Hundreds of these mummies are still buried in Chilean valleys, where they are often uncovered by construction.

The decaying problem began with the mummies that should be been kept most safe—inside the University of Tarapacá's archeological museum. Curators noticed the decay accelerating over the past decade. So they decided to bring in Harvard scientists who determined that the cause was bacteria. But the mummies had survived thousands of years already. Why did bacteria suddenly take a liking to them now?

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The team took bacterial samples from degraded and non-degraded mummy skin and grew them in a lab. At higher humidity, skin with bacteria growing on them degraded more quickly, with decay setting in after just 21 days, according to a Harvard press release. That's where it clicked: Humidity has been rising in the city of Arica, where the archeologist museum is located.

The ideal humidity for the mummies turns out to be between 40 and 60 percent. Too high and they rot; too low and acidification can happen. That's good to know for a museum with climate control, but a changing climate could spell doom for the hundreds of mummies still out there in the ground. They have survived for so long, but they may not survive the humidity

http://www.seas.harvard.edu/news/2015/03/saving-chilean-mummies-from-climate-change

Mummy goo is probably yummy :o
 
Cheese Thieves Bilk Hungry Howies Out of $85K in Mozzarella

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Sorry, patrons of Hungry Howies Pizza—a $85,000 shipment of shredded mozzarella on its way to a distribution center in Lakeland, Fla. was stolen.

The driver, the Ocala Star-Banner reports, was transporting the cheese with his girlfriend when they left the trailer at Hubbard's Truck Parking last Saturday night to have the hauler checked by a mechanic. When the driver's girlfriend drove by the parking lot Sunday, the trailer—and all the cheese—was gone.

According to NBC Miami, while police were investigating the scene, they learned of a trailer hauler that was also stolen from the same parking lot, "presumably to take the [cheese] trailer."

And get this: the trailer housing the $85,000 worth of mozzarella is apparently valued at $62,000. A $147,000 heist.

http://www.ocala.com/article/20150309/ARTICLES/150309695/1412?p=1&tc=pg&tc=ar

Well damn, I love Hungry Howies and I'm sure that distribution center services my area since it's so close. Hopefully this won't affect any future pizza orders
 
Love & Hip Hop Star Testifies Under Oath That Reality Shows Aren't Real

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Are you sitting down? Please do so if not because the bomb I'm about to aggregate on your ass just might knock you over. Ready?

Reality TV...isn't real (!!!). Dead yet?

We've suspected it for years and now we have proof via Love & Hip Hop Atlanta star Joseline Hernandez recent court deposition. Hernandez is being sued for attacking her co-star Althea Eaton during the show's most recent reunion. Via TMZ, here's what Hernandez said regarding the reality content of her reality show:

With reality TV, it's mostly...it's called 'reality,' but it's a lot of acting in the reality world. And I say that because a lot of the girls that's on the show, they act. And so, it's a lot of acting in a reality TV show, whether it's Love & Hip Hop or another show...The reality TV show showcases a lot of who we are not, and I say that because it's just like, you never know what happens in a reality TV, you know? I mean, they'll showcase your music, they'll showcase certain things, but that's not who Joseline Hernandez is.​

Despite this coming from a self-admitted unreliable source, it would appear that Love & Hip Hop is nothing more than improv ratchet theater. What's next, is Joseline Hernandez going to admit that she's not an actual Puerto Rican princess?!?

http://www.tmz.com/2015/03/11/love-and-hip-hop-atlanta-fake-fight-joseline-hernandez-brawl-video/

Is anyone surprised by this development?
 
Americans Fear a Biblical Apocalypse far More than Brits

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Market research company YouGov wanted to know how people in the U.S. and the U.K. expected the world to end. What they found revealed a profound difference between the two countries.

People in both nations fear the end of days will come on the heels of a nuclear war. Not too surprisingly, Brits feared this more — perhaps because their nation has already lived through some pretty horrific bombings. Both nations also fear climate change, though interestingly people in the U.S. fear it more. This seems to fly in the face of the stereotype that U.S. people are the least concerned about climate change in the world.

But here's where the big difference was: 16% of U.S. citizens polled feared that the world would end due to the Christian Judgement Day. Only 3% of U.K. people believed this.

Also, the more conservative you are in the U.K., the more likely you are to believe the world will end in your lifetime. The ultra-right wing U.K. Independence Party, or UKIP, has attracted a lot of doomsday types. According to the survey, "31% of UKIP voters think there will be an apocalyptic disaster in their lifetime compared to 21% of Conservatives."

Why a market research organization wants to know our deepest fears about the end times is itself is a kind of sinister question. Are they hoping to find the best markets for prepper materials?

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2015/03/10/apocalypse/

Some interesting statistics here
 

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