Weird News of the World Thread - Part 2

Whale-Watching Tourist Dies After Whale Lands on Boat

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A woman on a whale-watching cruise in Mexico died after one of the majestic sea creatures she'd traveled to see leapt from the water and landed on her boat.

Firefighter commander Juan Carvajal Figueroa told the Associated Press that the woman was with a group of other tourists about a mile off-shore from Cabo San Lucas when the gray whale breached and collided with their ship, knocking the 35-year-old Canadian into the sea.

The ship's captain and another tourist reportedly jumped in and brought the woman back to boat. Navy officers rushed her to an on-shore clinic, where she died from unspecified injuries.

Two other people were injured in the accident, according to the CBC; one of them, a 45-year-old woman, was admitted to a nearby hospital in stable condition.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/03/11/whale-kills-tourist/70184294/

Who would have known whale watching was dangerous business
 
Springfield, IL., Just Gave The Key To The City To Cobra Commander

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No. Really.

In a decision that can't possibly have any negative repercussions for the city's helpless residents, Springfield, Illinois mayor J. Michael Houston has given the key to the city to noted terrorist leader and snake enthusiast Cobra Commander. Ostensibly this was done as a promotion for the upcoming JoeCon, the G.I. Joe collector's convention which will be held in Springfield April 9th through 12th, but I think we all know Cobra Commander is plotting something.

Joe fans likely remember that Springfield housed a secret Cobra base in the original cartoon, seen in the memorable and quite scarring two-part first season finale "There's No Place Like Springfield," and has been popping up in G.I.Joe lore ever since. In the original episodes, Cobra filled the entire town with secret agents in disguised, and used the innocent-looking town to try and trick Shipwreck into believing he wasn't a member of G.I. Joe but a normal family man. And then they tried to mentally traumatize him by forcing him to watch his "wife" and "children" literally melt before his eyes in a house fire. It was messed up, man.

I fully expect some actual residents of Springfield to likewise melt before the convention ends. Sorry, folks. You have no one to blame but your mayor.

http://comicsalliance.com/cobra-commander-key-springfield/

Somebody let Duke know he's gonna need to round up the Joes!
 
Disturbing Satellite Images Show How The Lights Have Gone Out In Syria

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The ongoing civil war in Syria is literally sending the country back to the dark ages. New satellite imagery reveals that 83% of nighttime illumination has disappeared in Syria since the start of the four-year conflict that has claimed the lives of 200,000 people and displaced nearly half its population.

These images were put together by an alliance of 130 humanitarian and human rights organizations known as #WithSyria. With the help of Dr. Xi Li of China's Wuhan University and scientists from the University of Maryland, the group is bringing attention to the devastation wrought in the region since hostilities began in March 2011.

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The images, which which taken 500 miles above Earth, show a comparison of nighttime light levels in March 2011 and February 2014. According to #WithSyria, the loss in illumination can be attributed to the destruction of critical infrastructure and the impact of refugees fleeing or hiding from bombardment. It's estimated that 11 million people have been forced to flee their homes, while three million school-aged Syrian children are no longer in school.

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Xi's analysis shows a linear correlation with the number of people internally displaced from Each Syrian province. The most severely affected area is Aleppo, where some 97% of the lights have gone out. Damascus, which is under government control, is now 35% darker than before the war. Its suburbs, however, are 63% darker.

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Meanwhile, in ISIS controlled Deir al-Zour and Raqqa, the insurgents have struggled to keep the lights on, particularly after coalition airstrikes began in August last year. There, illumination has been diminished by 96%.

http://withsyria.com/

It's crazy to think that is going on this very second and there is almost nothing we can do to help
 
If You Want Healthy Cows, Feed Them Magnets

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Dairy farmers routinely feed their cows a finger-sized magnet, which settles in the digestive tract to help keep the cows healthy. Wait what? This is no bizarre homeopathy, but rather a legitimate treatment for a stomach-churning ailment called "hardware disease."

The problem arises because cows don't chew before swallowing. Of course, cows do famously spend pretty much all their time chewing cud, semi-digested food that is regurgitated from the stomach. When they're ripping up fresh hay or grass, though, they swallow large portions with barely any chewing. Food, along with whatever nails, tacks, baling wire, and other stray pieces of metal are hiding it, go right down.

All this metal eventually collects in the reticulum, the second of four stomach chambers. Here, it can became hardware disease. Sharp pieces can poke through the stomach and into the heart, which is separated only by the soft muscle of the diaphragm. In slightly less terrible situations, digestion is blocked, and the cow swells up to a shape likened to a "papple," half pear, half apple.

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That's where magnets come in. A magnet about the size and shape of a finger is placed inside a bolus gun, essentially a long tube that ensures the magnet goes down the cow's throat. Then it settles in the reticulum, collecting any stray pieces of metal. The magnets, which cost a few bucks a pop, can also be placed preventatively. To check if a cow already has a magnet, farmers use a compass.

Bizarre as the idea of a permanent stomach magnet may be, it's very necessary. One report, from the 1990s, found that 55 to 75 percent of all slaughtered cows had hardware in their stomachs. Our landscapes are littered with stray pieces of metal, and sometimes, horrifyingly, they end up in our cows. Luckily, this low-tech magnet solution can work wonders.

http://beefmagazine.com/biosecurity/prevention-best-strategy-hardware-disease

I never knew that
 
Many People Hear Voices -- and It Isn't Always a Sign of Illness

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Have you ever had a voice in your head that didn't feel like your own? Or heard a voice speaking out loud that you know wasn't really there? Psychologists used to say these were signs of mental illness. But now it turns out that they aren't that unusual — and even people who hear a lot of voices have a wide range of experiences with them.

A new study published this week in The Lancet Psychology is the result of an online survey and in-depth analysis of 153 people who have heard voices. What the researchers found was that there is huge variation in ways that people "hear things." For example, the stereotype of a person with schizophrenia is that they hear angry voices telling them to do terrible things — we've all seen this in countless bad movies. But many people who hear voices say that they aren't so much "voices" as they are characters, with personalities, who are trying to hold conversations. Often they are internal voices and don't say anything aloud. It's almost as if they are exaggerated of the kinds of internal dialogues we have in our heads every day, as we debate what to do after work or whether we should really blow a bunch of money on the new MacBook.

Indeed, Durham University researcher Angela Woods, who led the study, noted that as many as 15 percent of people who report hearing voices haven't been diagnosed with any psychological disorder. She and her colleagues believe that "hearing voices" is far more complicated than anyone had ever realized — sometimes they even involve physical sensations like tingling in the hands and feet. People who hear voices say that they can be troubling, but they can also be friendly. Often, therapies can help them understand the voices as parts of themselves, cluing them into subconscious concerns.

In a release, Woods said:

We call into question the presumed auditory quality of hearing voices and show that there is an unrecognised complexity in the 'character' qualities of some voices.

It is crucial to study mental health and human experiences such as voice-hearing from a variety of different perspectives to truly find out what people are experiencing, not just what we think they must be experiencing because they have a particular diagnosis. We hope this approach can help inform the development of future clinical interventions.​

The implication here is that there are a wide range of experiences for people who hear voices, and that many of them don't fit the typical definitions. Woods and her colleagues believe that psychology researchers need to talk to more people who hear voices in order to understand the full range of what the experience is like — as well as how we can treat it, when needed.

http://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanpsy/article/PIIS2215-0366(15)00006-1/fulltext

Well when my schizophrenia hit me it was like having 2 distinct voices whispering to me all the time, I hardly got any sleep as well. One was good and the other was bad. Eventually both voices became bad and I had a mental breakdown. Now that I'm on meds I rarely hear thing but sometimes at night it feels like I can barely hear someone every now and again but I just ignore it and go to sleep
 
I've kind of suspected this for a long time. People have an inner voice, their conscience frequently, and occasionally you have the "devil" voice to tell you to do something wrong. It's not a surprise that it might be more common and frequent to hear multiple voices but not be mentally ill either.

The brain is a very complicated thing and damage to it can drastically alter a person's personality depending on where the damage occurs which to me is a suggestion there are several "sub-personalities" in a person's head that become a conglomerate of one distinct personality which can changed by trauma.
 
Leo DiCaprio to Adrian Grenier: "Here Is $50,000 for You to Keep"

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If Leonardo DiCaprio gave you $50,000, you would love it. Anyone would. And for one lucky man (Adrian Grenier from Entourage and the Park Slope food co-op) that dream is a reality.

"What's the scoop?" you're wondering. OK, here's the scoop: Wealthy celebrity Grenier wanted to make a whale movie, but not badly enough to pay for it himself, even though he has millions of dollars, so he made a Kickstarter with the hope that you would pay for it instead. Multiple non-celebrities gave him their hard-earned money ($278,000 worth of it), but not enough to make the whale movie. Damn. Is hope lost?

No.

From Deadline:

With less than 20 hours to go, Adrian Grenier and Joshua Zeman have fulfilled their fundraising goal on Kickstarter to finance the documentary 52: The Search For The Loneliest Whale — thanks to Leonardo DiCaprio who plunked down $50,000 to help the team out.​

(The whale is lonely because it communicates at a frequency of 52 hertz, which no other whale can understand, and it has lived its entire life alone, crying out to no one. A very sad story for this whale.)

OK, well, that's the scoop. Thank you for helping the team out, Leonardo DiCaprio. Don't do Kickstarters, celebrities.

http://deadline.com/2015/03/leonardo-dicaprio-loneliest-whale-film-funding-1201390738/

Okay then
 
French Authorities Bust Up YOGURT CARTEL

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As an American who is fortunate enough to have ready access to the finest yogurt from around the world, a sense of revulsion at watery, inferior European yogurt brands is nothing new. But now we know that these inferior yogurt brands are actual criminals.

The French government has announced large fines against a YOGURT CARTEL. This YOGURT CARTEL was a YOGURT CARTEL of leading manufacturers of bad yogurt, in France, including Lactalis, Laiterie de Saint Malo, Senagral, Novandie, Les Maitres Laitiers du Cotentin, Alsace Lait, Laita, Yeo Frais and Laiterie H Triballa—none of whom are called "Fage" or "Noosa" and therefore I know the yogurt they make is not worth a damn! This corrupt YOGURT CARTEL, representing a huge percentage of all the inferior yogurt sold in the ironically snobby foodie nation of France, operated like an absolute criminal conspiracy, using secret phones and sneaking off to secret meeting in secret apartments to flat-out set the prices of bad yogurt prices throughout the country. There is little doubt that this YOGURT CARTEL enriched itself at the expense of the public, and now they will pay the price for it, like the wanton criminal YOGURT CARTEL that they are. Le pew!

The only good thing is maybe people inadvertently ended up eating less of this watery French yogurt because of all this price fixing.

France? Not a great yogurt country. Now, Greece—there's a great yogurt country.

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-31856688

Only France would have yogurt cartels haha
 
A Red Hot Nickel Ball Proves Gak Is Basically Invincible

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Remember Gak? The impossibly amazing substance invented by Nickelodeon's mad scientists in the 1990s is still on the market, and it's still incredible. And, as this new video of a red hot nickel ball waging war against the toy seems to illustrate, it looks like Gak is actually invincible.

But what is Gak? What kinds of Earthly ingredients can stand up to such destructive temperatures? It's hard to really know. A cursory search reveals several recipes for homemade Gak that basically amount to a crap ton of Elmer's Glue and a dash of Borax, but we'll never know what sorts of things are in such exciting Gak-branded products as Gak-in-the-Dark, Solar Gak, Smell My Gak, or Magnetic Gak. Galactic Gak, meanwhile, looks like it probably include uranium.

But seriously, here's to you, Gak. Who the hell knows how safe it is for kids to play with you. You could probably stop a bullet, though.

http://gizmodo.com/a-red-hot-nickel-ball-proves-gak-is-basically-invincibl-1691261144

I remember playing with that stuff as a kid when it first came out
 
Your Precious Wet Wipes Are Destroying Your City's Sewers

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Are you happy, wet wipe users? Your "dank clusters," as the New York Times calls them, are threatening to destroy the infrastructure your city depends on.

The NYT blows the story wide open this morning with an investigation of NYC's sewer treatment plants that are "under siege", having spent $18 million in five years on "wipe-related equipment problems." As wet wipes have grown in popularity amongst non-babies, they've put a huge strain on the systems designed to filter the city's wastewater.

Employees must rake through all those wet wipes in order to clear them from the clogged system. "Often, the wipes combine with other materials, like congealed grease, to create a sort of superknot," says the NYT.

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Cloth destined to be made into Baby Wipes at the Nice-Pak factory, which makes 80 percent of the world's disinfecting wipes. AP

And it's not just NYC. Cities all over the country are struggling. In London, a giant 15 ton ball of wipes and grease that clogged the sewers was named "the fatberg." The problems have sent shock waves through local government, consumer product regulatory bodies, and the corporations who claim their wipes are flushable—the very tests that certify the wipes as such are being questioned.

Now, I know what you're thinking: This problem must be caused by the idiots who buy "non-flushable" wipes and lazily flush them anyway. Wrong! Here is a hard truth: No wipes are flushable, no matter what the box says. Officials at the city and federal levels are begging you: Please throw your wipes in the trash. Or, you know, harden up and don't use them at all.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/15/n...ew-york-city-sewer-system-says-dont.html?_r=0

I'm glad I have never used them. I don't like the way they make my bottom feel
 
Geckos Hate Water So Much It Explodes Off Them

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Look, I don't like rain as much as the next person. I'm sure my mom wasn't a big fan either, and the rest of my ancestors probably weren't wild about water falling from the sky. But nowhere along the line did any of them develop skin that forces water droplets to explosively launch off.

A pair of scientists at the University of the Sunshine Coast in Australia observed the phenomenon, dubbed 'gekovescense'. As it turns out, geckos have a coating of minuscule, hair-like structures called spinules. The structures cause water droplets to clump together, which then subsequently causes the droplets to self-propel off the surface, thanks to magic energy changes during the clumping process.

The scientists hypothesise that the mechanism developed as a method of self-cleaning, or to prevent water-hungry microbes from feasting on geckos' skin. In any case, you can be sure it's only a matter of months before Gore-Tex co-opt the idea and turn it into a (really expensive) jacket. Just another way geckos are way, way cooler than you.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn27133&utm_campaign=youtubecleaninggecko#.VQENPvnF9VU

Huh, that's weird and cool
 
15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Farts

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1. Farts can probably carry germs, but you don't really need to worry about it unless you're naked

A brief entry in the British Medical Journal's 2001 holiday issue recounts how one Dr Karl Kruszelnicki "established whether human flatus was germ-laden, or merely malodorous":

I contacted Luke Tennent, a microbiologist in Canberra, and together we devised an experiment. He asked a colleague to break wind directly onto two Petri dishes from a distance of 5 centimetres, first fully clothed, then with his trousers down. Then he observed what happened. Overnight, the second Petri dish sprouted visible lumps of two types of bacteria that are usually found only in the gut and on the skin. But the flatus which had passed through clothing caused no bacteria to sprout, which suggests that clothing acts as a filter.

Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the 'friendly' bacteria found in yoghurt.

Our final conclusion? Don't fart naked near food. All right, it's not rocket science. But then again, maybe it is?​

2. Herring (yes, the fish) may use farts to communicate with one another

About a decade ago, researchers led by marine biologist Ben Wilson discovered that Atlantic and Pacific herring can create high-frequency sounds by releasing air from their anuses. Wilson and his colleagues named the distinctive bursts of pulses "Fast Repetitive Tick" (aka FRT) sounds, after the noise they make.

Because darkness and high densities of fish seem to trigger the farts, Wilson and his colleagues suspect herring may use the FRT sounds to help them form protective shoals at night.

3. Some people are sexually aroused by farts

(The official term is "eproctophilia.")

4. According to master satirist Jonathan Swift, there are five types of farts

To our knowledge, there is no official classification system for farts, but the tradition of categorizing them predates fartnames.com by several hundred years, at least. Jonathan Swift, for his part, maintained in his notorious treatise "The Benefit of Farting Explain'd," that there exist at least five "different species of farts, and which are perfectly distinct from each other, both in weight and smell. First, the sonorous and full-toned, or rousing fart; Second, the double fart; Third, the soft fizzing fart; fourth, the wet fart; and Fifth, the sullen wind-bound fart."

5. One of the most famous depictions of farts in the Italian literary canon comes from Canto XXI of Dante's Inferno

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The passage describes a scene in which a band of demons gathers to escort Dante and Virgil through the fifth pocket of Malebolge:

Per l'argine sinistro volta dienno;

ma prima avea ciascuna la lingua stretta

coi denta, verso lor duca, per cenno;

ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta. (XXI, 136–9)

[They made left face on the bank; but first each had bit his tongue toward their leader, as a salute, and he of his ass had made a trumpet.]​

These demons were clearly just having some harmless, farty fun, though, right? Maybe not:

6. "In medieval Italy the demonic anus functioned as a locus for the generation of sinners' souls."

So says Suzanne Magnanini, an associate professor in the Department of French and Italian at the University of Colorado at Boulder and author of the book Fairy-Tale Science, in which she contextualizes Dante's infamous fart-scene:

If we consider the iconography of devils and hell contemporary with Dante's poem, it becomes clear that in medieval Italy the demonic anus functioned as a locus for the generation of sinners' souls. In the Scrovegni chapel in Padua, Giotto depicted the devil as eating sinners while defecating others into hell. Similar images could be found ion the walls of churches and abbeys in Bologna, Modena, Pisa, and San Gimignano. Camporesi locates the origins of such depicctions of Lucifer and devils in a figure associated with ancient agrarian festials, stating, 'nel corpo gigantesco e villoso di Lucifero rimane sottesa l'arcaica immagine del'orso padre dai cui peti nascevano le nuove anima, il gigantesco mostro delle feste agrarie, l'orso carnevalesco, una bestia pelosa e peteggiante' [in the gigantic and furry body of Lucifer there remains underneath the archaic image of the father bear from whose farts were born new souls, the gigantic monster of agrarian festivals, the carnivalesque bear, a hairy and farting beast.]​

7. In Japanese folklore, flatulence can serve as a form of defense

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In Japanese folklore, the kappa is a mischievous water sprite with a penchant for reaching up people's butts in pursuit of their shirikodama, a magical, soul-bearing orb. That said, it is said that kappa can be repelled by blasting them with powerful bursts of flatulence. The technique is immortalized in Tsukioka Yo****oshi's (1839-1892) ukiyo-e work "Farting at a kappa at the lumber yard in Fukagawa" (above), and elsewhere.

8. Basically, flatulence plays an important role in the folklore, myths, and fairy tales of many cultures

In Innu mythology, one of the most powerful spirits is called Matshishkapeu, which translates to "The Fart Man." The Greeks were also partial to farts. Folklore scholar D.L. Ashliman lists a handful of legendary farts on his website, though his account is by no means exhaustive.

If you decide to seek out more examples of flatulence in myths and fables, keep an eye out for common motifs. One of the more interesting similarities I've found between seemingly disparate folk tales and belief systems is the association of farts with the giving and taking of life. Two examples: In Viola, a tale by 16C Italian storyteller Giambattista Basile, an ogre believes his flatulence to have reproductive, i.e. life-giving powers. In Maya tradition, the god of death is occasionally referred to as "the flatulent one."

In his book Death and the Classic Maya Kings, mesoamerican archaeologist James L. Fitzsimmons writes that the biological associations of flatulence with death are "obvious." I admit, this had not previously been obvious to me, but as it turns out...

9. Dead bodies fart

In fact, according to Caleb Wilde (a sixth-generation mortician and creator of the hugely popular blog Confessions Of A Funeral Director), "some dead bodies fart a bunch."

10. You can thank the microbes in your intestine for your death-farts

Your large intestine is home to hundreds of species of beneficial bacteria that help digest whatever food your small intestine misses. In doing so, these bacteria generate a variety of gases, including carbon dioxide, oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen and methane, to name a few. It is here where farts are born – not just in life, but in death (just because you've kicked the bucket doesn't mean your microbes need to stop doing their thing.)

Another source of death farts is putrefaction. As the body decomposes, it releases noxious gasses. Occasionally, these gasses are released in the form of a postmortem toot. When these gasses have nowhere to go they can accumulate, sometimes with explosive results.

11. The same microbes responsible for human farts are occasionally responsible for explosive colonoscopies

The medical literature contains a record of at least 20 instances of a colonoscopy resulting of "colonic gas explosion" between 1952 and October 2006. One of these was fatal.

12. Wait, I know farts are flammable – but people explode during colonoscopies? How?

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Yep. It's interesting, actually – a lot of people think farts are flammable due to their methane content. While this is technically true, most human farts are actually flammable due to the hydrogen, which is also produced, and typically in greater volumes. Some people's guts produce both both gasses, in which case they burn together.

ANYWAY, according to researchers led by gastroenterologist Emmanuel Ben-Soussan, an explosion of colonic gasses requires three things: The presence of combustible gases (hydrogen and/or methane); the presence of combustive gas (oxygen); and the application of a heat source. As we previously reported:

Your bacteria provide the first two; electrocautery — a technique that uses heat to remove potentially cancerous intestinal growths known as polyps — provides the third. The perfect colonic storm would comprise a high concentration of hydrogen and/or methane (greater than 4% or 5%, respectively), plenty of oxygen and a piping-hot electrocautery tool. Concentrations of hydrogen and methane in the colon can vary considerably (0.06%—47% and 0%—26%, respectively, according to this study). Taking these thresholds into consideration, it is estimated that almost half of colonoscopy patients with unprepared large intestines harbor potentially explosive concentrations of hydrogen and methane in their bowels.​

13. In the late 60s, scientists studied the farts of NASA astronauts

The purpose of the study? To quantify the potential buildup of hydrogen and methane in people on a "space diet," namely the one followed by astronauts on the early Gemini missions. It was thought that these gasses "could constitute a fire hazard in a closed chamber." Say, a spacecraft. Or a space suit.

You can read the details behind the experiment here, but the results basically showed that astronauts fed a Gemini-style diet produced a lot more flammable gas than those fed a "bland" formula. "Computed from 12-hour values, maximum potential daily H2 and CH4 are per man: for S, 730 ml and 382 ml; for F, 80 and 222 ml," write the researchers, though they note that these "volumes would be larger at reduced spacecraft and suit pressures."

14. Apollo 16 astronaut John Young, by his own admission, farted prolifically while on the moon

He's even known to have described his flatulence during a mission briefing.

15. The marginalia of illuminated manuscripts are loaded with visual fart jokes.

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Poop jokes, too.

http://io9.com/15-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-farts-1691332756/+LeahBeckmann

Knowledge is power!
 
Good News: Penis Transplants Now Possible

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Rejoice, peen-having members of this Earth: Doctors from University of Stellenbosch in South Africa successfully completed the world's first purported penis transplant—the patient has made a full recovery and "is sexually active."

The surgery was conducted last December on a 21-year-old man who suffered a botched circumcision as a teen. Background from the Telegraph:

The practice is seen as a rite of passage for young South African boys entering manhood including Nelson Mandela. He described the traditional stay in the bush that accompanies the operation in his book Long Walk to Freedom.

However, experts believe that up to 250 initiates lose their penises to amputation each year, and many more suffer horrific disfigurements because of unskilled or unscrupulous practitioners, unsterilised instruments and infection.​

Prof. Andre van der Merwe, head of the university's urology department, told Bloomberg that they were able to convince a family to donate a deceased relative's penis after devising "a penis-like appendage on the corpse using a leftover skin flap." "The family is much happier to send the body to the grave with something resembling a penis," van der Merwe said.

Technically, NBC News points out, this is the medical community's second attempted penis transplant: A Chinese man underwent surgery in 2005, but asked to have the penis removed two weeks later "because of psychological problems experienced by him and his wife."

The patient, doctors say, is expected to have full function use of his new member "in about two years."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...s-transplant-carried-out-in-South-Africa.html

I'm happy with mine the way it is
 
Hundreds of Hungry Sea Lion Pups Wash Up on California Beaches

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Since January, over 1,450 sea lions have been found stranded on California beaches, crowding rescue centers past capacity and worrying animal experts, The New York Times reports. According to researchers, this is 5 times greater than the historical average.

"There are so many calls, we just can't respond to them all," said Justin Viezbicke, who manages strandings for the state. "The reality is, we just can't get to these animals."


The reasons behind the increase—largely made up of sick and starving pups—is uncertain, but scientists believe rising ocean temperatures may play a role:

Experts suspect that unusually warm waters are driving fish and other food away from the coastal islands where sea lions breed and wean their young. As the mothers spend time away from the islands hunting for food, hundreds of starving pups are swimming away from home and flopping ashore from San Diego to San Francisco.

Many of the pups are leaving the Channel Islands, an eight-island chain off the Southern California coast, in a desperate search for food. But they are too young to travel far, dive deep or truly hunt on their own, scientists said.​

A similar surge in lost pups occurred in the spring of 2013, leading the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration to declare an "unusual mortality event" and release this troubling graph:

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At that time, Dr. Shawn Johnson of the Marine Mammal Center told the San Francisco Chronicle, "We're hoping it's not the new norm." However, the situation may be even grimmer this year.

"Things are worse than 2013," Marine Animal Rescue's Peter Wallerstein told NBC Los Angeles. "We're doing everything we can to take in as many patients as we can."

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/13/u...ing-ashore-by-the-hundreds-in-california.html

Poor little sea lions
 
3 Dead After Eating Tainted Ice Cream

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Five patients at Via Christi St. Francis hospital in Wichita, Kansas developed listeriosis after eating ice cream products from the Blue Bell creamery in Brenham, Texas, the Associated Press reports. Three are dead.

The five patients were hospitalized between December 2013 and January 2015 for unrelated causes, hospital spokeswoman Maria Loving told the AP. Information was available for four of the five on what foods they had eaten in the month before infection. The CDC found that all four had ingested milkshakes made with a single-serving Blue Bell product called "Scoops."

Bacteria isolated from the patients matched strains from Blue Bell products obtained in Texas and South Carolina. The FDA said that the bacteria had been found in samples of several Blue Bell products, including Blue Bell Chocolate Chip Country Cookies, Great Divide Bars, Sour Pop Green Apple Bars, Cotton Candy Bars, Scoops, Vanilla Stick Slices, Almond Bars and No Sugar Added Moo Bars.

Listeriosis is a life-threatening infection. "Almost everyone who is diagnosed with listeriosis has invasive infection, meaning the bacteria spread from their intestines to the blood, causing bloodstream infection, or to the central nervous system, causing meningitis," according to the AP.

Blue Bell, the third-highest selling brand of ice cream in the country (according to its own website), announced a product recall for the first time in its 108-year history.

"Anytime is one too much," Paul Kruse, the company's president and CEO, told The Houston Chronicle. "This is the only thing we do: We make and sell ice cream. It's who we are and we've got to do it right."

Update, 4:45 p.m. – The AP has rewritten its story significantly, citing Kansas health officials who said food-borne illness linked to some Blue Bell products "maybe have been a contributing factor" in the three deaths, but also including a statement from Kansas Department of Health and Environment spokeswoman Sara Belfry said Saturday, who said that the deaths were not the result of listeriosis. The recall, however, appears to still be in place.

http://gawker.com/3-dead-after-eating-tainted-ice-cream-1691474030

Man if ice cream kills ya I don't want to live on this planet anymore
 
More Than 40 Dead After Bus Plunges Off Cliff in Brazil

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A bus plunged off a cliff in southern Brazil on Saturday, The New York Times reports, killing more than 40 people. The death toll could rise as high as 55, including children, police said.

According to the Times, the bus was transporting families through the southern Brazilian state of Santa Catarina to an evangelical Christian event in Paraná when the driver lost control in the Dona Francisco mountain range.

The World Health Organization reports that more than 40,000 people a year die in traffic accidents in Brazil—one of the highest rates of traffic deaths in the world.

Several people, including some children, reportedly survived this weekend's crash into the Atlantic forest.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/15/w...-in-brazil-killing-scores-of-passengers.html?

That's horrible
 
Ikea Bans Fun (and 32,000-Person Games of Hide-and-Seek)

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Ikea has banned hide-and-seek in its Dutch stores, a smart move that has nonetheless upset tens of thousands of whimsical twenty-somethings who planned to descend on the store for a few games.

Bloomberg reports that over 32,000 people—more than half the capacity of Yankee Stadium—RSVP'd for a game of hide-and-seek at an Ikea in the Netherlands. The Facebook event was a follow-up to an initial game, which was itself a huge hit:

About 500 people joined in the game, according to Annelies Nauwelaerts, a spokeswoman for Ikea Belgium. People were hiding in fridges, under stuffed toys, under Ikea's blue shopping bags and even in the storage space under beds, said De Rijck, a regular Ikea shopper.​

Ikea has put its foot down at the prospect of inviting 32,000 people into its stores. Could that many people even fit inside a big box store? What are the logistics of a hider finding a spot when tens of thousands of seekers are milling around the office chairs and children's dressers? And you know at least a few (thousand) of those 32,000 people are going to be drunk when they show up.

There's a fine line between fanciful adult fun and obnoxious adult fun, between the No Pants Subway Ride and SantaCon. Showing up anywhere with 32,000 people for anything except a protest or the World Series is obnoxious. Either way, the company dodged a bullet here. There are plenty of other ways to satiate your boredom at Ikea.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...hide-and-seek-games-in-dutch-furniture-stores

32,000 people does seem a bit excessive
 
Knuckle Cracking is Probably Not Dangerous, Just Annoying

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Is cracking your knuckles dangerous? Is it really going to give you arthritis, or, like the rumor that gum will sit in your stomach for seven years, is this just another thing your mom made up to straighten out your bad habits?

For those who've made a lifelong habit of creaking and cracking their joints, fear not: The science is (mostly) on your side. That is, your knuckle cracking habit will probably do little more than irritate the hell out of the loved ones and co-workers who have to be around you all day.

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But if you're concerned, watch this video, which does a nice job breaking down the science of knuckle-cracking in less than two minutes. And if you still can't make up your mind after that, well, you could always do as Donald Unger did, and crack only one hand for the rest of your life to see what happens.

http://gizmodo.com/knuckle-cracking-is-probably-not-dangerous-just-annoyi-1691596600

I've been cracking my knuckles since I was pre-teen and never had any type of problem whatsoever
 
Humans Killed Nearly 3 Million Whales in the 20th Century

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International whaling bans have been in effect since the early 1980s, but many populations have been slow to recover. Using the current International Whaling Commission database and other sources, a new study helps explain why. Basically, we killed a lot more whales than we realized.

According to the study's abstract:

In sum, we estimate that nearly 2.9 million large whales were killed and processed during the period 1900–99. Of this total, 276,442 were killed in the North Atlantic, 563,696 in the North Pacific, and 2,053,956 in the Southern Hemisphere.

The years 1925–39 in the Southern Hemisphere and 1946–75 in both hemispheres saw the highest totals of whales killed. For the entire 20th century, the largest catches were of fin, Balaenoptera physalus, and sperm whales, Physeter macrocephalus, with 874,068 and 761,523 taken, respectively; these comprised more than half the total of all large whales taken.​

Previous estimates estimates for whale slaughter in the 20th century were much lower, but apparently, older studies lacked accurate reporting numbers from the Soviet Union, which is now known to have conducted extensive illegal whaling for nearly 30 years after World War II.

Whales are long-lived animals that reproduce slowly and, because of their large size, have naturally small populations. While humans had been hunting whales sustainably for centuries, the introduction of more advanced technologies in the 20th century, such as exploding harpoons and sonar, accelerated the demise of many populations.

Following an international whaling moratorium in 1982, all nations except Japan, Norway and the USSR ceased whaling operations. Still, many populations have not recovered as well as we'd like. In part, this has to do with continued whaling by a handful of nations today (Iceland resumed commercial whaling in 2006, and Japan has a long history of defying the IWC). Whale populations are also under new threats from military sonar, ship traffic and climate change.

But the updated whaling stats for the 20th century offer another reason for the slow recovery: We nearly picked the oceans clean. If you'd like a nice breakdown of how many whales are left out there, Vocativ has rolled it all together into an infographic.

http://spo.nmfs.noaa.gov/mfr764/mfr7643.pdf

Well that sucks. I was at the helm of my cruiser when I was in the Navy and a whale popped up right in front of us. The officer on deck ordered me to go full right to try and avoid it but we still ended up hitting it since it's really hard to change the path of a warship on such short notice. It happens all the time I would imagine
 
Farmed Salmon Is Dyed From Gray To Pink So Consumers Won't Freak Out

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Wild salmon are pink (or pinkish-orange, depending on geography) for the same reason flamingos are pink: their diets, which are heavy in krill and shrimp. But farm-raised salmon are fed a diet that renders them gray... or it would, if they weren't carefully "pigmented" to transform into more appetizing hues.

The Atlantic reports:

While [astaxanthin, an ingredient in the pigment pellets,] provides the salmon with some of the vitamins and antioxidants they'd get in the wild, salmon health isn't the selling point.

It's the "pigmenting," to use feed industry parlance, that really matters, letting salmon farmers determine how red their fillets will be. (Thanks to a 2003 lawsuit, they have to alert customers to the fact of "added" coloring.)

To facilitate that selection process, pharmaceutical giant Hoffman-LaRoche developed a set of standardized color cards to measure hue — which is now known as the DSM SalmoFan. (Dutch multinational DSM acquired it in 2002).​

A study by DSM showed that shoppers, particularly wealthy ones, are more attracted to darker shades of salmon, which can be priced higher simply due to its resemblance to wild salmon.

Interestingly, not dying farmed salmon would make it even more affordable, but only if people would actually purchase salmon that's not pink, which doesn't seem likely. Such a psychological leap of faith would change the industry, though:

Pigmenting supplements are the most expensive component of the farmed salmon diet, constituting up to 20 percent of feed costs. But it boosts profitability. And while creating a product that fetches prices approaching those of wild-caught salmon, farmers can still churn out fillets at an industrial clip. That often makes things harder on the Pacific Northwest fishermen whose catch they're trying to emulate. An abundance of farmed salmon forces fishermen to lower prices of their wild-caught salmon in order to compete.​

http://www.theatlantic.com/business...ed-salmon-a-pill-that-turns-them-pink/387586/

I am not a salmon fan, taste way too fishy for me
 
The Answer To One Question Shows How The U.S. Differs From The World

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There's a single question you can ask that instantly reveals the differences between America and the rest of the world — and it's not about income, religion, lifestyle, or politics.

Ready? It's "how's your day going?" It's the blandest of questions and — if you ever want to truly, deeply discomfort someone — all you have to do is give them an even slightly less than bland answer. And yet, the difference researchers found in how people answered that question depending on where they lived shows something unusual about the United States.

The question was originally designed as merely a warm-up question, to give the subjects a false sense of comfort with the interviewer for when the more personal questions kicked off a few moments later. But when Pew researchers asked it to groups of people around the world as part of a large scale survey on global attitudes and perceptions, and then compared the results with just those of Americans, something weird happened.

Regardless of what day the survey was being administered on, Americans were having an unusually good day. Perhaps, theorized the researchers, it had something to do with our high per capita income. But when they adjusted for income, things just got weirder. Countries with similar income levels — Germany, Japan, the U.K. — all were less likely to say they were having a good day, in some cases (like Japan where under 10% of respondents were likely to call that particular day good) markedly so. The only countries that reported similar levels of a measure which I will from now on be calling the GGDI (Global Good Day Index) were countries with less than half our income levels.

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So what's going on here? There are a couple possible explanations for this: Perhaps Americans really are exceptionally optimistic. Or perhaps it's simply that a response of "good" is the easiest route around here to keeping our social interactions frictionless. Either way, it's a reminder this seemingly boring question has a lot going on.

http://io9.com/the-answer-to-one-question-shows-how-the-u-s-differs-f-1691672059

Nothing worse than when you ask someone that and they spill their heart out to you haha
 
The Answer To One Question Shows How The U.S. Differs From The World

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http://io9.com/the-answer-to-one-question-shows-how-the-u-s-differs-f-1691672059

Nothing worse than when you ask someone that and they spill their heart out to you haha
I think it's a bit of both being genuinely more optimistic, as well as faking it really well. My friends in college who studied abroad, there was some culture shock since nobody smiles in other countries. They don't fake being happy when they're not. And then when they come back to the US, the smiles from service people feel especially fake. :funny:

But I also think we are genuinely more optimistic too. Stuff like Google and Facebook don't get made when people think, "Oh, search and social media have already been done, so I shouldn't even bother!" :cwink:

But it also manifests as poor people voting Republican and against their own interests, because an optimistic person believes their poverty is only a temporary setback....
 
Yeah the Republicans have done a phenomenal job of brainwashing their poor idiot voters to think that we are the nation of haves and soon to haves haha. Those trickle down economics are bound to work sometime :o
 
Fahrenheit Is a Better Temperature Scale Than Celsius

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Few things will earn you a nastier, contemptuous snarl from a Very Serious Scientist than using that lowly, scum-based Fahrenheit scale for measuring air temperature. "Celsius is the proper form of measurement," they haughtily trumpet, "because everyone else uses it." Everyone else is wrong.

The vast majority of us use the air temperature as a way to determine comfort when we go outside. Aside from weather forecasting, we don't really use the air temperature for much else. Even when we do—the swimming pool closes when the temperature drops below a certain point, for instance—it still relates to how we perceive temperatures. Like it or not, humans are sensitive creatures; a small shift in the temperature can mean the difference between ultimate comfort, sweaty misery, or a frozen shiverfest.

The two temperatures that matter most in practical uses are the freezing point and the boiling point. Thankfully, we don't worry about the boiling point unless it's pasta night, so we really only ever have to deal with one temperature for anything not related to comfort or safety: 32°F. When water freezes, it has wide-ranging implications from plant survival to building maintenance to the simple ability to walk to the mailbox without slipping and busting your butt on the driveway.

Celsius is a scale, as Very Serious Scientists enjoy pointing out, that revolves around the freezing and boiling points of water. It's nice and even: 0°C is freezing and 100°C is boiling. "It just makes sense!" Sure! Since Celsius is based on water, it would make wonderful sense to use Celsius for the environmental temperature if we lived in water. Until we sprout gills and start flapping around the Gulf, we should use Fahrenheit for air temperatures.

There's an old, bad joke about the two scales that goes around Twitter every once and a while: with Fahrenheit, you're really cold at 0°F and really hot at 100°F; with Celsius, you're cold at 0°C and dead at 100°C. Outside of the polar regions and deserts, the typical range of temperatures stretches from -20°F to 110°F—or a 130-degree range—with daily readings clustered even tighter for most of us. On the Celsius scale, that would convert to -28.8°C to 43.3°C, or a 72.1-degree range of temperatures.

Fahrenheit gives you almost double—1.8x—the precision* of Celsius without having to delve into decimals, allowing you to better relate to the air temperature. Again, we're sensitive to small shifts in temperature, so Fahrenheit allows us to discern between two readings more easily than Saint Celsius ever could.

Scientists need to use a standardized scale so they can easily share and use data from around the world without having to waste time (or make an error) trying to convert variables back and forth. As with other hard scientists, meteorologists use Celsius for weather forecasting, but even the most hardcore Celsius advocates in meteorology still begrudgingly produce public forecasts in Fahrenheit and miles per hour.

The metric system does make sense for certain aspects of daily life. Measuring rain and snow in millimeters or centimeters is easier (and allows for more precision*) than figuring out inches and feet. Measuring distance makes more sense in meters (1000 meters = 1 kilometer) than feet (5,280 feet = 1 mile). Air pressure is better in millibars or hectopascals (mb or hPa) than inches of mercury (inHg).

However, just because some aspects of the metric system make sense doesn't mean we should use it for everything, and therein lies the problem: the Very Serious Scientists get even angrier when you pick and choose. Boo! Variety is the spice of life. I like my distance in meters, my wind in knots, my weight in pounds , and my temperatures in Fahrenheit. If we were doing a science project (or running complex weather models), I would understand using a standardized system, but we're talking about day-to-day life here where communication and an ability to relate is key.

Fahrenheit makes more sense for precision* and as a way of communicating air temperature in a way that relates to how humans perceive temperatures. The main argument for Celsius is that the United States is one of only three countries (the other two being Burma and Liberia) that use Fahrenheit instead of Celsius. When an argument comes down to precision* and communication versus the good ol' bandwagon, the former should always (but rarely ever does) win.

http://thevane.gawker.com/fahrenhei...cale-than-celsius-1691707793/+dennismersereau

This should stir up some debate
 
Egypt Wants To Build a Second Cairo... In Just Seven Years

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1,100,000 units of housing. 6,200 miles of boulevards. 2,000 schools. $45 billion dollars. Egypt is planning a sparkling new capital outside of Cairo, and it wants to do it fast.

Egypt hosted an economic development conference in which it detailed plans for a massive new pyramid. But it also announced an entire new city: A project called The Capital Cairo, designed by the American architects at Skidmore Owings & Merrill, the designers behind everything from the Burj Khalifa to One World Trade Center. The BBC reports that the glimmering plans have "attracted pledges worth [$12 billion] in aid and investment from Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates."

The city isn't just being built by the Burj's architects. It's also being built by the businessman behind the Burj—a UAE entrepreneur named Mohamed Alabbar who is heading up the investment fund that will finance the project. "It is a wonderful opportunity to be able to design something from scratch, and to design it keeping in mind the needs of the Egyptian people and the Egyptian government," Alabbar told the BBC.

It seems Egypt's leaders are hoping to replicate Dubai's glittering urban forms—which themselves have been plagued with problems, both social and economic.

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But setting aside the Burj for a second, it's worth pointing out that Egypt is in the midst of a severe shortage of low- and middle-income housing in its real-life cities, while there's a glut of high-priced units. There are reportedly up to 20 million people living in illegal "informal" housing without basic amenities. But while new housing is desperately needed, it's unclear how the government plans to tackle the crisis in Cairo while focusing on building a brand-new capital.

So how do Egyptians feel about the plan? The Washington Post points to a blistering response from Egyptian historian and professor Khaled Fahmy, who called the project "chasing mirages in the desert:"

With 66 billion USD Cairo could easily solve the problems of transportation, housing, sanitation and garbage collection. With 66 billion USD we could solve the problems of Cairo's inner cities where 63 % of the city's inhabitants live. We could provide them with all the basic needs that they have been deprived of over the past fifty years: potable water, health care, clean air, recreational facilities and much more. With 66 billion USD we could improve the living standards of millions of Cairenes and of Egyptians who, at best, are dealt with as second-class citizens in their own country.

But no, our Dubai-intoxicated political, military and economic elites want to turn their back to a history that goes back for thousands of years and to pretend that Egypt is a tabula rasa on which they could draw their depraved dreams for the future. More seriously, these deeply corrupt elites are willing to turn their backs to their own people. They yearn to have a new Egypt, with a new capital, and a new people.​

The weirdest part, maybe, is the schedule: The Guardian's Egypt correspondent, Patrick Kingsley, says the project will be built in five to seven years, a timeline so tight it's virtually impossible. It can take that long to build a single skyscraper, much less a full city with dozens of towers, millions of residential units, and a 1.5-square-mile theme park.

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In the end, it seems like moving the capital is an attempt to show how, under the new government, investment, infrastructure, and housing are all underway. It's a trope that's been repeated by architects all over the world—the WaPo, for example, talks about Brasilia, the new Brazilian capital that was built in the 1960s. But there are many others, like Sejong City, the city Korea is currently building to house much of its government. Egypt itself has relocated its capital dozens of times, as Kingsley points out, though not for centuries.

The dream of the "instant city," where democracy grows out of technology and architecture, is easier said than built. Cities are rarely instant—and they're rarely fix-alls.

http://gizmodo.com/egypt-wants-to-build-a-second-cairo-in-just-seven-ye-1691780079

Nothing bad ever happens when you rush construction and I'm absolutely sure there won't be any slave labor at all :o
 

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